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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: went to la prima, wearing this shirt, barista said “I love reading the phantom tool booth”, haven’t read phantom tool booth Avalon: moderated a...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: went to la prima, wearing this shirt, barista said “I love reading the phantom tool booth”, haven’t read phantom tool booth<br /> <br /> Avalon: moderated a very exciting political forum, a lot of audience yelling and security threats<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!<br /> <br /> Jacob, fish program, 2024, LA, live in shadyside/sq hill like everyone else<br /> <br /> Noella, she/her, cs, Mumbai, lives in E-tower<br /> <br /> Milo, he/him, south orange NJ (north jersey), dietrich, 2027, in dietrich<br /> <br /> Daniel: got too invested in pokemon sleep meta, it’s not fun because you have to track all of your pokemon, and they all matter, everything sucks, hate all of my pokemon now, GBGC this Friday, board games and card games<br /> <br /> Teddy^Nick: probably met very early for 240 lab<br /> <br /> Julia: got dunked on for asking if cream of celery soup has dairy<br /> <br /> Theo: fish, did not bring umbrella<br /> <br /> Benner: underestimated the amount of time that homework was going to take, played way too much pallia, like stardew valley mmo with fantasy creature things, internet identity class talks a lot about people who spend too much time playing mmos<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: corn subs 4.66$<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: there was a physicist and mathematician at michigan state who wanted to publish some of his research, used we instead of I, had to list cat as coauthor so journal would accept<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis mealblock: mealblocks are 6$<br /> <br /> Teddy: bone hunting: don’t bus 2 hours to strip district meats to get pork bones for stock<br /> <br /> Milo: the rise in mealblocks was fixed by 5th floor E tower residents fixing prices<br /> <br /> Nathan: Sealands: flag of sealands was placed on the summit of mt. everists<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: squirrelfishing Squirrel fishing is the sporting practice of &quot;catching&quot; squirrels and attempting to lift them into the air using a nut (preferably a peanut) tied to a string or fishing line and optionally some kind of fishing pole. Started at berkeley or yale, think we should have a squirrel fishing club<br /> <br /> Nathan: 1978 coup de’tat in sealand<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel:google: current corn price is 4.40<br /> <br /> Theo: cats are stupid: former First Veep’s cat slapped my ass yesterday<br /> <br /> Benner: article does have image: squirrel_lift.jpeg<br /> <br /> Theo: wait is this 2015: last episode of percy jackson comes out tomorrow<br /> <br /> Avalon wants thing: not fault: behavior of three candidates yesterday, is fault: that we all live in squalor and have no families<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: sealand: instagram: AI picture with grinch with Sealand hoodie<br /> <br /> Avalon: point of information: what is sealand<br /> <br /> Nathan: sealand is tiny nation, can become duke for 700$<br /> <br /> Benner: rebel government, kidnapping, taking hostage, hostage then escaping, most of this comes from founder’s son’s book, not sure how factual<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion: to #define “Kevin’s Life” as “ruined”<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to make a standing rule such that the president cannot use any words with the letter Q, if they do they have to go to the corner of shame for 5 minutes<br /> <br /> Passed, sold to Avalon for 3$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the Q-bert Quacks Quails Qommittee, Quacking Quacks Qbert Quacks Quacks Quail<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ to Daniel, chaired by “requesting a report from the rec sec”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define “Kevin” as “Quevin”<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create the vanquish the evil sealed beneath schenley rink committee, “to vanquish the evil sealed beneath schenley rink”<br /> <br /> Benner: what is the evil<br /> <br /> Daniel: not sure but it’s whatever is preventing the rink from being operational<br /> <br /> Jonathan: crusade? weapons?<br /> <br /> Daniel: no holy land because schenley is cursed<br /> <br /> Theo: local guild supplier is purnell<br /> <br /> Benner: there are 2 foam swords in the office<br /> <br /> Avalon: also several nerf guns and a shit ton of nerf bullets<br /> <br /> Theo: also a pickaxe in the Kage<br /> <br /> Ben: there’s also a significant amount of power tools in the Kage (approved by the kill people with power tools committee”<br /> <br /> Avalon: there are several long wooden boards you could use to slap people in the Kage<br /> <br /> Daniel: it’s abundantly clear that we have the tools to do so<br /> <br /> sold for 2$ to Jonathan, chaired by Avalon<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the concepts isnt even that hard committee “to make my roommates and avalon think that concepts isn’t that hard, they’re just bad at it”<br /> <br /> Benner: gaslighting approves<br /> <br /> Sold for 3$ to Theo, chaired by my cat because my cat could get an A in physics<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to allocate 69$ and 422 cents to this week’s event<br /> <br /> Daniel: I found so many new oreos<br /> <br /> Theo: can you get gluten free ones<br /> <br /> Nathan: yes, please<br /> <br /> Daniel: I’ll check<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the people who have not taken concepts have no standing to say how difficult it is [unseconded]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo:call to question<br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to answer<br /> <br /> Daniel: requesting a report from the chair<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to disband the KGB [not entertained]<br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to overthrow the tyrant [not well defined]<br /> <br /> Daniel: requesting a report from the chair as to what suffix is used to refer to lawyers is<br /> <br /> [various requests for reports from the chair to attempt to get him to say “q”-containing words]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to #define “ruined” as “ruinéd”<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: we R exec, meetings Sunday 306 if you want to see our nefarious scheming to bring events, GBGC, PH A18B/C, come play board games<br /> <br /> Theo: booth: we have booth builds Wednesdays 6-8, Saturdays 11-1 (tentatively) follow the booth channel for more info, message booth chairs if need directions, Dues, 69$/hr, 20/yr, 15/sem, you get to vote, and shirt is 5$ off, run for exec, also you’ll be my favorite<br /> <br /> Eshaan: I’m sure some of you are funny, we are forming writing and publishing a biweekly satire magazine, we’re looking for people to write/create things for it, show up UC 306 Saturday at 12, join the discord<br /> <br /> Ben: will probably be out on Wednesday on any clear surface<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Eshaan: could someone write an article trashing readme for the Tartan<br /> <br /> Theo: there are two SOD shows this weekend: dancelight, opera, as a student you can get discounted tickets to both<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to the left<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to color in chromacity diagram between y axis and x+y=1<br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to the color of the rain in song by artist formerly known by Prince<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to starkroot<br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to #QQQQQQ<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #800801<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to r21<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to the hypothetical color that only stimulates the m cones in someones eye<br /> <br /> Theo: purple gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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