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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: learned what mangos look like, thanks Daniel Avalon: found out can actually do an Elmo voice really well, said some “heinous shit” in the elmo voi...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: learned what mangos look like, thanks Daniel<br /> <br /> Avalon: found out can actually do an Elmo voice really well, said some “heinous shit” in the elmo voice<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON!!!!<br /> <br /> Phong, engineering, he/him, Hanoi, Vietnam, I go to CMU<br /> <br /> Daniel: presentation night, Friday at 7 pm in wean 5409<br /> <br /> Nick: did a robot, did 240 homework, submit to Pravda<br /> <br /> Julia: I watched all of season 2 of the bear<br /> <br /> Theo: read most of a 1200 page book series<br /> <br /> Benner: Got all of my work done except for the big project that is due tonight (the one important thing that needed to get done)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Ben: Wikipedia: IP over avian carriers: take all of the stuff, put it on a carrier pigeon, send the carrier pigeon to the destination that is how something something I’m an English major<br /> <br /> Theo: Concepts is not that hard: my hw took me longer than roommate’s concepts<br /> <br /> Twain: ah random english language facts: there are four adjectives in the english language ending in dus, hazardous, tremendous, stupendous, horrendous<br /> <br /> Ben: Sealand: you can get a personalized sealand email address for 8$ if you are a noble or dutchess of sealand<br /> <br /> Daniel: corn is like 5$ bushel<br /> <br /> Twain: corn subsidies: 4.43$<br /> <br /> Nathan: sealand: on February 20th 2023 sealand instagram posted a video: sealand vs UK<br /> <br /> Theo: teletubbies drama: tinky winky is not gay (according to gamer ant)<br /> <br /> Avalon: CFA: cant fucking spell<br /> <br /> Ben: wikipedia: tall bike: is a bike that you put the body of another bike on top, have seen up to 4 bikes tall, needed a ladder to get on it<br /> <br /> Theo: CFA: how do you know its game rant as opposed to gamer ant<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 6$<br /> <br /> Keerthana: mis animal facts: did you know that gorillas can catch human colds<br /> <br /> Theo: Teletubbies drama: the central message of teletubbies is that the big hug has to be a daily event<br /> <br /> Twain: ah popple: while at popple had to not laugh while people talked about dick reachability and caulk (sp?)<br /> <br /> Ben: ah smash your phone on the ground: there is an app called send me to heaven, measures the vertical distance a phone is thrown in the air (record 130 feet using a slingshot)<br /> <br /> Theo: ah baby’s first showerthoughts: did you know that chocolate milk comes from brown cows<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to GBM space<br /> <br /> Twain: (something long and technical about dyck reachability)<br /> <br /> Theo: ah spam: exec email has received at least 7 spam messages, some of which have questionable content<br /> <br /> Xander: wait what was that: question about dyck reachability<br /> <br /> Keerthana: hivemind: dick is reachable what is reachable via a big space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name<br /> <br /> Avalon has thing, Theo wants thing, not fault: last full GBM of the semester, is fault: kevin will make them return thing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to create the tabling committee “to be tabled until next week”<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to table for four weeks<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for four weeks<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create the oligopoly of mealblock buyers “to suppress the price of mealblocks”<br /> <br /> Nick: we can make a discord bot to spam channel with “sorry, I only buy blocks for 2$ or less”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: can take anyone buying blocks for more than 5$ to morewood parking lot<br /> <br /> Sold to keerthana for 1$, chaired by everyone whose not a freshman and Phong<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: motion to create the papers with funny names committee “to find papers with funny names and share them with the class (excluding papers about gravity because they’re all jokes anyway)”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: exclude sigbovik?<br /> <br /> Nick: exclude papers about gravity because they’re all jokes anyways (been amended)<br /> <br /> Twain: Efficient CHAD paper<br /> <br /> sold to Nick for 2$, the price of accessing a paper legitly on research gate<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: I forgor<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to create the no one puts Kevin in a corner committee “to act as a constant reminder that no one puts Kevin in the corner, Kevin puts himself in the corner by saying words with Q”<br /> <br /> Sold to Avalon for 2$, chaired by Kevin<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: which kevin are we talking about<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to allocate 70$ for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to Daniel listens to snack recommendations committee: would like to request tangerines at this week’s event<br /> <br /> Nick: cookie cake<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to summit cola<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the “lying to people for fun committee” “to lie to people for fun”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to amend purpose to “Daniel, why aren’t you buying more tangerines”<br /> <br /> Passed, been changed<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to amend purpose to “to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth”<br /> <br /> Failed, not changed<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 5$ to Ben, chaired by “the staff of readme”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Twain: does anyone have on them non-scented moisturizer I can borrow<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #define “unscented moisturizer” as “water”<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Theo: motion to the left<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to sit in silence for 30 seconds<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion for KGB to take a little nap on the table for like 30 seconds<br /> <br /> Ben: there was once a plane that crashed because the pilot bet he could land it without looking out the cockpit<br /> <br /> Ben: requesting a high five from the president<br /> <br /> Xander: there was once a plane that shot itself down (they were testing the armament on the plane at high speed and low speed, flying along, and fired the cannon, then entered a dive and accelerated)<br /> <br /> Teddy: fun plane facts: ernest hemmingway got into a plane, it crashed, walked got into another plain, it also crashed<br /> <br /> Twain: point of information, Twain is spelled with a silent Q at the end<br /> <br /> Nick: ah fun facts about planes: planes can indeed fly<br /> <br /> Theo: ah fun facts about plants: plants cannot fly<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis plants: venus fly trap might be able to fly<br /> <br /> Theo: ah plain facts: plains cannot fly<br /> <br /> Benner: fun facts about plane: image: red dots show where they need to fortify the plane<br /> <br /> Twain: I just wanted to say that not only did I have to deal with dyck reachability and caulk, but also horn clauses<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRAs<br /> <br /> Kevin: Exec meetings, UC 306<br /> <br /> Daniel: event: presentation night, also CTFWS in 2 weeks, that’s happening<br /> <br /> Theo: dues: 15$/sem, 20$/year, 69/hr, 420/min, 69c/10 yrs if murder<br /> <br /> Theo: booth: we have a booth, we’re gonna paint dinosaurs this weekend<br /> <br /> Kevin: we need judges for CTFWS, will have rules committee thursday, we can talk about what rules need improvement<br /> <br /> Ben: readme: has had its first publication printed, you can probably still find them, if you really want to see it I can send you the PDF, you should read it if you want to join<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Nathan: CMU philharmonic playing the weekend after this weekend, playing some good and hard music, 8 pm on sunday<br /> <br /> Theo: SOD has the scottish play wednesday-friday<br /> <br /> Avalon: CMU democrats: talking about affirmative action and eating tacos wean, Thursday<br /> <br /> Avalon: entrepreneurial association event in schwartz center<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to RAL1010<br /> <br /> Theo: motion to Bastard amber<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to the color of a red herring<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to the color of the lights reflecting in Kevin’s glasses<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to 270 degrees<br /> <br /> Total count of times Quevin got sent to the corner for saying words containing Q: 3<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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