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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: didn’t think about what did before just now, went to exec meeting, went to cluster and hung out, you should come to cluster Avalon: got told by Kosb...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: didn’t think about what did before just now, went to exec meeting, went to cluster and hung out, you should come to cluster<br /> <br /> Avalon: got told by Kosbie in 3 separate emails that if haven’t started project, silly person, and should drop the class<br /> <br /> Daniel: beat sideorder at videogames night friday night, it has not let go of me, I’m stuck, please help (mudmouth vortex is behind me now, one thing has more gravitational pull than the other thing), event!!! movie night, come vote on a voting system, which we will use to vote on what movie to watch<br /> <br /> Nick: launched a rocket to 4800 feet, it came down ok this time, and didn’t land in a swamp, submit to Pravda, high or low quality submission<br /> <br /> Julia: spent too much time clicking on boxes and thinking about how people could click on boxes faster, too little studying for midterm<br /> <br /> Theo: cult<br /> <br /> Benner: family came to visit, brought dog<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Theo: cats are stupid: my cat, who was a homeowner destroyed cardboard scratcher house, attacked while rebuilding<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: cursedorf, small village w/no inhabitants, 2 sides airport, one side high speed railway<br /> <br /> Nathan: piazza: will the midterm 1 grades be released today also is there any chance there will be a curve?<br /> <br /> Nick: ah c-day: 35 days left<br /> <br /> Daniel: corn subsidies + IExplorer: corn 1.22/bushel<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis mealblock:7$<br /> <br /> Theo: kids these days: I remember back in my day when a mealblock was 4$<br /> <br /> Daniel: corn subsidies: not much<br /> <br /> Kevin: corn subsidies: $4.07<br /> <br /> Theo: the help I’m being kidnapped: in approximately 4 minutes, kidnapping by imaginary figure in this room<br /> <br /> Ben: going down: sleep<br /> <br /> Avalon: hand is comfortable<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: has thing<br /> <br /> Vuyani: wants thing, not fault: weather being nice, is fault: weather being shitty for the the past<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to allocate 100 billion dollars with the purpose of taking all the pokemon and 1 billion lions, pitting them against each other, and seeing who would win<br /> <br /> Nick: the 39,000 lions got a little lower, pittsburgh zoo’s lion died over the weekend<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Vuyani: motion to #define 1 billion lions as at least ten cats<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to allocate 10,000$ for the purpose of buying 2,000 bushels of corn to stockpile and sell when prices increase<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend to 4.79$ for the purpose of buying one bushel of corn (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: motion to #define a bushel of corn as 1 corn<br /> <br /> Nathan: what is the corn units?<br /> <br /> Benner: 1 square inch of corn<br /> <br /> Vuyani: I think that changing a precise definition to a new precise definition is not good, we should come up with a different unit<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to allocate 500,000$ from the exec discretionary fund for buying one bushel of corn<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to allocate 15 corn for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Daniel: corn rounds up or down?<br /> <br /> Kevin: up<br /> <br /> Ben: will you bring 4 ears of corn to this week’s event<br /> <br /> Ben: point of information, Avalon, you’re a business major, how would you most effectively embezzle money from the KGB<br /> <br /> Avalon: just take it, no one is looking<br /> <br /> Passed, we will have sippy sips<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to #define “octopus” to “ocqtopus”<br /> <br /> Ben: point of information: at this point it would be better to just send Kevin to the corner for the entire meeting<br /> <br /> Keerthana: If we do that, he won’t think its his own fault<br /> <br /> Kevin: I don’t know how to feel about that<br /> <br /> Vuyani: Bad<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: point of information: mike taylor has an axlotl named Kimchi, unaware because in Kosbie’s lecture, no longer confused<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to create the kimchi consumption committee “consuming kimchi”<br /> <br /> Daniel: requesting a more precise definition of Kimchi<br /> <br /> Nick: no<br /> <br /> sold for 5$ to Vuyani, chaired by the axlotl, obviously, what kind of question is that<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: requesting a report from Nick on the spelling of Kimchi consumption committee<br /> <br /> Nathan: ah james somerton: in his new video he blames his plagiarism on a head injury that he got as a child<br /> <br /> Ben: ah hbomberguy: you stole my report, that’s what I was gonna say<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create the fundraising committee “to embezzle funds for the KGB”<br /> <br /> Sold for 6$ to Benner, chaired by whoever the current treasure of the KGB is.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to #define “sippy sips and nummy nums” as “any purpose whatsoever”<br /> <br /> passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [various requests for high fives, ending with Kevin being sent to the corner for saying “request denied”]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define “a perfectly average five” as “that five raised up one foot on the chalkboard”<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: motion to ban numbers from every KGB meeting (dilatory and ill defined)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that all allocations must be made by filling a blank<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood, sold for 3$ to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to make a new standing rule such that when making an allocation, instead of filling a blank for the number, you can fill a blank for the purpose via the previously created madlibs standing rule<br /> <br /> Sold for 3$ to Julia<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: motion to make the chair read robert’s rules of order<br /> <br /> Kevin: how are you going to enforce that<br /> <br /> Ben: I’m an English major<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to amend to add “because of how much shit I got for not reading the bylaws”<br /> <br /> (Motion rejected by Kevin)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to politely eject the chair from the meeting<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: We r kgb, we r exec, let us know if you want to come to exec meetings<br /> <br /> Daniel: event: vote on a voting system, vote on a movie, MMA14<br /> <br /> Keerthana: come to booth builds, we have dinosaurs to glue together and spackle<br /> <br /> Ben: you should read readme, next one on wednesday, after that it will be biweekly, you should come to readme, UC 306, saturdays at 12, my name is a real name, people think it’s a pseudonym<br /> <br /> Kevin: no spring break this saturday, don’t know about the saturday after<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Avalon: college democrats on thursday 7pm-8pm in wean, voter registration game night, there will be an insomnia cookies cookie cake and jackbox games<br /> <br /> Ben: I had a pretty good day.<br /> <br /> Daniel: the last page of the CMU KGB bylaws: says business, last amended April 4th, 2016<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: motion to the concept of the color you see when you close your eyes before you go to sleep<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to the color right before you fall asleep<br /> <br /> Daniel: eigenbrow (spelling)<br /> <br /> Kevin: December 19th, Pittsburgh sky 2023<br /> <br /> Keerthana: 8f8f8f8f<br /> <br /> Ben: theoretical color furthest from purple on the color wheel<br /> <br /> Nick: greyish purple, purplish grey..<br /> <br /> Daniel: oldfire jail, octarine…<br /> <br /> Nathan: wavelength 400 nanometers<br /> <br /> Avalon: !gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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