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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: watched Dune 2, didn’t say desert power, had to explain the ethical ramifications of making a gameboy, ROM piracy, hopefully they accept that Avalon...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: watched Dune 2, didn’t say desert power, had to explain the ethical ramifications of making a gameboy, ROM piracy, hopefully they accept that<br /> <br /> Avalon: went over to friend’s place, talked about life, watched series on netflix, left macbook at their place, separated from macbook for 12 hours<br /> <br /> Daniel: got 420 kittens on kittens game, makes the number of kittens flash in rainbow colors<br /> <br /> Event: KGB does Buggy, Friday at 7pm in the Kage<br /> <br /> Nick: worked very hard on Saturday and on Sunday, drove to walmart to buy a cookie cake for girlfriend’s birthday<br /> <br /> Julia: new disco elysium run, going to be a communist<br /> <br /> Ben^Theo: have been kidnapped, help me aaaaaaa, oh now I have to get hit by coins<br /> <br /> Benner: watched 2 movies by tarkovsky, want to change major to film major, not gonna do it because English<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Ben: wikipedi: aeroflot flight 6502 - two pilots went I bet you could do this descent without autopilot helping you, and with the windows covered, couldn’t,<br /> <br /> Kevin: corn subs: 4.37$<br /> <br /> Nathan: wikipedia: guy who tried to kill Ronald Reagan is now a gigging musician, active musician with a youtube channel, has trouble getting gigs<br /> <br /> Ben: He also paints pictures of cats<br /> <br /> Nick: mealblock: 6$<br /> <br /> Ben: wikipedia: Bobby Leach, the second person to go over niagra falls in a barrel, survived, tried to swim whirlpool rapids, failed survived, went on publicity tour in New Zealand, slipped, injured leg, died from infection<br /> <br /> Nick: nom com<br /> <br /> Election slides are at cmukgb.org/electionguide<br /> <br /> Nominations at cmukgb.org/noms<br /> <br /> Benner: going down: the temperature, in March, what the fuck<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Vuyani has thing, Keerthana has the spirit of the thing<br /> <br /> Daniel wants thing, not fault: end report, everything else: is fault<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to create the “Benner use your polaroids” committee purp: to make me use all the polaroid film I got at the beginning of the year before it expires, which it probably already has<br /> <br /> Nick: in committee reports will you show us the photos<br /> <br /> Ben: if I am reminded and have time then yes<br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to Benner, chaired by every single person in KGB<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to allocate 72.05$ to ________<br /> <br /> “beginning long and incriminating lawsuits against boeing”<br /> <br /> “burning down donner”<br /> <br /> “burning down donner 2”<br /> <br /> “embezzlement”<br /> <br /> “i forgot the word” (success, been filled in)<br /> <br /> “one square meter of forested land in scotland”<br /> <br /> “sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event”<br /> <br /> “to fund events occurring on [redacted]”<br /> <br /> “to make kevin a baron of Sealand”<br /> <br /> “to pay for Nick’s car’s oil change”<br /> <br /> Passed, 72.05$ allocated to “i forgot the word”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define “I forgot the word” to “burning down donner”<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to amend “burning down donner” to “sippy sips and nummy nums”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create the “there won’t be other places to eat than Rev Noodle on campus committee” committee purp: “to destroy all other eateries on campus”<br /> <br /> Benner: point of info: in game design class someone made a game about eating another place than rev noodle, involves going to doherty basement, finding a gun and shooting a ghost, you win the game by eating somewhere other than Rev noodle<br /> <br /> [Kevin denies high five and fistbump requests]<br /> <br /> Ben: motion to eject the chair from the meeting<br /> <br /> Passed, sold to Daniel for 1$, chaired by Benner<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: plays Mr. Tambourine man by the guy who tried to assassinate Reagan<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: motion for a moment of silence and to eject Kevin<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to have a moment of silence for George Washington<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to have a moment of silence for exactly 31 seconds for Jared L Cohon and to eject Kevin from the meeting<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ben: fun fact: wikipedia has an essay called “please be a giant dick so we can ban you”, has a picture of richard nixon<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to have a moment of loudness<br /> <br /> [Various people play loud sounds from their laptops]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: event: literally doing buggy, instead its pinewood derby, you can come and build a car and race the car, come to the Kage Friday at 7 pm<br /> <br /> Kevin: come to booth, it’s fun to take a break and just do construction work, builds on Wednesday and Saturday<br /> <br /> Eshaan: Readme, no further questions<br /> <br /> Kevin: elise is making a booth T-shirt, it has a dinosaur on it, design will be in discord, KGBuggy shirt is in Schmucks, leave a reaction on message to give an estimate of how many shirts to buy<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Nathan: CMU Philharmonic playing this sunday at Carnegie Music Hall at 8pm, playing some really cool music, most of which the music majors have not heard of before<br /> <br /> Avalon: CMU college democrats may or may not be painting the fence, will be posting about it in Schmucks<br /> <br /> Benner: got all my work done today, went to bed before 1 oclock last night<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to sit here for another hour<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to glaucus<br /> <br /> Avalon: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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