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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: sent an email to the archives to make sure they have digital archives of readme, Danya pointed out Kevin has made skibbidi ohio rizz be in archives Av...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: sent an email to the archives to make sure they have digital archives of readme, Danya pointed out Kevin has made skibbidi ohio rizz be in archives<br /> <br /> Avalon: Saw Dad, did very little 112 hw, drove Dad’s car in the rain<br /> <br /> New person!!!: Jessica, junior in cs, she her/hers/they also ok, has 2 eyes and 2 ears<br /> <br /> Daniel: a friend introduced me to okay(fish?) clicker, incremental game, come to move on!!! 3:15 Kage<br /> <br /> Kevin: It’s ok to come later, if you want to move things into U-Haul you do not have to be a booth builder,<br /> <br /> Daniel: Hard hat pickup wednesday afternoon from 1-6<br /> <br /> Nick: prior to my weekend I went to top golf for the first time in many years, still has it, additionally released pravda, first of the semester, 13 last semester<br /> <br /> Julia: offered unhelpful comments to friend trying to fix thermostat, attendance<br /> <br /> Avalon^Theo: I am theo: green hair, in school of Drama, Pay your dues to vote in election<br /> <br /> Benner: about an hour ago I realized that my phone is on mute, while on mute played theme song for the video punch punch forever over and over, spotify recommendations are fucked<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: a scholarly article from 1988 by (fish) on the cruelty of really teaching computer science, don’t think need to explain anymore<br /> <br /> Nick: ah confused: Benner what does that mean<br /> <br /> Benner: It’s cruel to teach computer science, it’s an attempt to put CS into the wider perspective within science, but the way its taught is too resource intensive and not good<br /> <br /> Keerthana: nom nom committee: if you have not paid dues and debts by end of this meeting you’re not eligible<br /> <br /> Nick: meal block up from 6.5 to 7$<br /> <br /> Daniel: animal facts: mystical creature in kennyland<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis wikipedia: edsel ford fong, was “world’s worst/most insulting waiter, worked at a chinese restaurant in San Francisco”<br /> <br /> Benner: something something airplanes I forget the name: oh shit I closed the tab, give me a minute<br /> <br /> Keerthana: mis corn subs: 1.85$/pound is the price of live cattle<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis wikipedia: in 1997 “&quot;The Most Unwanted Song&quot; (plays song)<br /> <br /> Benner: m497 black beetle, what if we strapped 2 jet engines onto a train, record for fastest american rail speed record<br /> <br /> Nick: ah trains: a common US pastime used to be running two trains into each other at full speed and it should be<br /> <br /> Daniel: gaslighting: corn is not 4.36<br /> <br /> Keerthana: corn subs 6.69<br /> <br /> Nick: mis corn subs: 2.2 billion dollars in subsidies<br /> <br /> Benner: jokes: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter<br /> <br /> Benner: benner use your polaroid film: I used it, it was expired but it looks cool<br /> <br /> Nick: broken record requests nominating<br /> <br /> Kevin: nominating: get outta here, nominations<br /> <br /> next GBM if you accrue debts, don’t have to pay them off before the election, but today’s debts you should pay off before next meeting<br /> <br /> Avalon: ah point of information: I could stop meeting from happening if I never say end report at the end of my report<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Benner: mis nom com committee: vote vermin supreme for the 2024 us election<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to gitfo<br /> <br /> Avalon: ah democratic national convention committee<br /> <br /> Issaac: ah confused: how much do I have to pay in Dues<br /> <br /> Kevin: 15$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner has thing<br /> <br /> Keerthana: not fault: fish cap kevin<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Orders of the Day:<br /> <br /> from 2/6/23: motion to create &quot;the procrastination committee&quot; with purpose &quot;I'll think about it later&quot; (was supposed to be untabled on 3/4/24 oops)<br /> <br /> Daniel: call to question<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to table for 1 year<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> from 3/25/24: delay new business” committee “to be tabled for one week”<br /> <br /> Avalon: I think we should talk about it for a while<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to table for 2 weeks<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 2 weeks<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create the rom com purpose: “true love”<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 1$ to Nick, chaired by “the UG cashier”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to #define “cephalopod” to “Q”<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to make Kevin’s life worse for fun (ill defined)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that if Kevin says “P” he gets ejected from the meeting for 2 minutes<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to fail by acclamation (unseconded)<br /> <br /> Failed, because Kevin can break ties (down with the tyrant!)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create a standing rule such that the chair may say a specific passphrase to be let out of the corner of shame, after April 15th<br /> <br /> Passed, sold to Keerthana for 2.69$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Vuyani: Question about the password rule, if saying the password causes them to go back into the corner of shame how does it work?<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that the passphrase which lets you leave the corner of shame must contain the letter Q<br /> <br /> sold for 1$ to Daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to #define “kevin’s least favorite color” as “purple”<br /> <br /> Nick: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to pass by corruption (attempts to hand a 10$ domino’s giftcard to the chair, then covers the 0 in the 10$)<br /> <br /> Vuyani: point of information: I will buy a Domino’s gift card for 1$<br /> <br /> Passed, been #defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: move on come move our booth onto the on, 3:15, you can be late, we would appreciate if you get there as early as you can<br /> <br /> Kevin: booth build Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday this week<br /> <br /> Kevin: talk to Eshaan, Benner, or me, if you want to ReadME<br /> <br /> Kevin: pay your dues if you want to vote, go to cmukgb.org/dues<br /> <br /> To pay debt: go to cmukgb.org/dues and miscellaneous non-taxable sales<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Nick: take anime with me next semester, 5hr/week FCE, counts for engineering event<br /> <br /> Avalon: cmu college democrats: event in Tepper 5:30 on Friday, playing a little game and giving out heart-shaped sunglasses<br /> <br /> Vuyani: go watch buggy, I’m going to be flying for SDC, spring Jazz concert, that’s really far away, I’m not even going to mention it then<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion<br /> <br /> Vuyani: acceleration<br /> <br /> Avalon: force<br /> <br /> Isaac: wait, shit myself<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to the color that fish cells are most sensitive to<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to ultra red and ultra blue<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to the concept of magenta (magenta does not exist)<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to the mixed color of ultra red and ultra blue<br /> <br /> Avalon: motion to get debts<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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