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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Kevin: good time, got snubbed at awards, good weekend, good carnival Avalon: cannot remember story at exec meeting, smashed a pineapple Daniel: did lots of...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: good time, got snubbed at awards, good weekend, good carnival<br /> <br /> Avalon: cannot remember story at exec meeting, smashed a pineapple<br /> <br /> Daniel: did lots of booth things also tore down, found 7 hours to find the splatoon 3 championships<br /> <br /> Nick: tore down, and also did some 240 homework<br /> <br /> Julia: I did not do my taxes<br /> <br /> Theo: gonna leave getting pelted with money to the next treasurer, one of the two carnival things did went to the school of drama cabaret where seniors eat spicy peppers and sing songs<br /> <br /> Benner: booth, folding 750 copies of readme<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Avalon: mis. floor is lava: floor is lava<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: 1927 liberia general election, second most corrupted election, to the one about to happen right now, turnout in excess of 1957fish%<br /> <br /> Avalon: record committee broken would like to<br /> <br /> Keerthana: mis corn: 1.85/pound for cattle<br /> <br /> The hivemind is not happy doing the same thing as the first Kevin election end report<br /> <br /> Nick: blockmarket: 5$ finally<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ELECTION TIME!!!!<br /> <br /> Election completed:<br /> <br /> Daniel is our President<br /> <br /> Benner is our 1VP<br /> <br /> Teddy is our 2VP<br /> <br /> Nathan is our Corsec<br /> <br /> Julia is our Recording Secretary<br /> <br /> Noah is our treasurer<br /> <br /> Isaac is our S@A<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: gave a 6 minute speech, everyone voted for me<br /> <br /> Benner: appeared suddenly with no recollection of anything that has happened<br /> <br /> Teddy: I’m glad you liked my cookies<br /> <br /> Nathan: did carnival things on saturday, saw other booths<br /> <br /> Julia: still haven’t done taxes<br /> <br /> Noah: ruined sleep schedule then fixed it over the course of four days<br /> <br /> Isaac: did not have a weekend<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> from 3/25/24: delay new business” committee “to be tabled for one week”<br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to table for one week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for one week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to create the committee to reestablish the committee to assassinate the president purpose: [pulls out a nerf gun and immediately shoots Daniel in the chest]<br /> <br /> (motion retracted)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jonathan: motion to hexcode D0D0D0<br /> <br /> McKenna: motion to make a standing rule such that if you either fake your death in a way that you announce it to the rest of the meeting or actually die during the meeting during a meeting before and after any statement you make you have to say “wooo” like you’re a ghost<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to make a standing rule such that the one VP has the powers of a dictator for life over the KGB<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Vuyani: motion to make a standing rule such that the 1 VP is the dictator of the other KGB for life<br /> <br /> Kevin: extremely misappropriated corn subsidies: 4.31$<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that whenever daniel moves on when there are still hands, the general body immediately salutes him<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to #define 1 as 2<br /> <br /> Julia: amend to #define 2 as 1<br /> <br /> Keerthana: friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents for this week’s event<br /> <br /> McKenna: whoever has KGBaking committee, should bake, maybe allocate more<br /> <br /> Julia: motion to amend to 420$ and 69 cents<br /> <br /> Nick: friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SPECIAL BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Cost for dues<br /> <br /> Daniel: previous exec said 15$/semester, 20$/year<br /> <br /> Oliver: amend to blanks (un seconded)<br /> <br /> Nathan: cost of dues will also be the price of summit cola per second (2$/second)<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah anti alliteration: distaste in the name bake barter<br /> <br /> Passed, we will also accept 2$/second for dues this year<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to amend the per-semester amount to 14.99$<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to make Avalon specifically to pay 500$ in dues (out of order)<br /> <br /> Passed, 14.99$ a semester<br /> <br /> Full slate: 14.99$, 20$/year, Summit Cola (2$)/second<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Exec discretionary Fund<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate 690$ and 420 cents for the exec discretionary fund<br /> <br /> Jonathan: call to question<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to allocate like probably maybe a dominoes gift card or two towards fighting KGB rivals such as KGBII before they arise<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nick: motion to allocate an extra 2$ to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: ever since I have become 1 VP I have felt the exhaustion of 1,000 years, does that come with the job<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Teddy: event: bake barter and useless stuff auction, if you want to bake stuff, contact me<br /> <br /> Benner: read readme, closest stand is in stairwell, please fill out form on it so we can get money for next year, UC 306 12 pm on saturdays, email Benner, Eshaan, or ReadME email, do not email Jonathan<br /> <br /> Daniel: we have dues, dues period has started, none of you have paid dues since we passed them, that’s a moral failure<br /> <br /> Kevin: I think memberships don’t lapse until September 30th<br /> <br /> Daniel: booth retrospective at some point<br /> <br /> Jonathan: we’re thinking this Sunday at noonish, come bring your ideas, what you hated, what you loved<br /> <br /> Elise: I talked to my professor today, he thought our booth was good, and our presentation was funny<br /> <br /> Kevin: hard hat return is Friday, 1:30-8pm<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Benner: publication fair for ReadME, April 19th, 4-7pm, UC Black chairs<br /> <br /> Kevin: we made it into the tartan: only place our booth is complete in official communication<br /> <br /> Vuyani: Jazz Band has a performance on the 21st, at 7 in the carnegie music hall<br /> <br /> Kevin: take fun with robots, 98-012, stuco, get a robot kit, 10$ lab fee email me or charlotte or kaylie or jordan if there’s a problem with that<br /> <br /> Oliver: board game night tonight after dinner, before we head off to our boring ass old life tomorrow<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to seafoam green<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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