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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: fully moved all of things out of old place, mysteriously have sore spot on elbow

Kevin^Benner: not here right now, it’s labor day, weekend only ends when you go back to classes, ohio, I don’t know

Teddy: ambitiously carried 96 burgers and patties in one trip on a scooter, had to tie 3 grocery bags to my backpack

Event!!! Underground tour, this friday at 6:30 pm, meeting at UC black chairs

Nathan: played some board games, spent rest of time in practice room

Julia: frogs in Phipps, did not see any frogs

Isaac: by end of weekend will have attended 2 potlucks, record for potlucks, currently still have clothes in the laundry machine and the dryer

Kevin^Treasurer: as temporary treasurer, wrap up quick to not get coins thrown at me

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Nathan: weird monopoly editions: there are many editions of monopoly based on universities: florida state, ohio state, U of kansas, U of tennessee, U of washington, clemson

Kevin: UG tour spoilers: See that patch of desert over there? That’s where the Orientation Tent was. It turns out that putting floor tiles over the grass for four weeks kills it. Please note

Isaac: A.h. anecdotal notes about annoying people from my past: once knew a guy named deacon, he liked clemson, which coincidentally has a monopoly edition

OLD BUSINESS

Benner has thing (not here), Aresh gets the spirit of thing, not fault: very unripe chestnut that I tried to cook and eat, is fault: all other cases of food poisoning in the world

NEW BUSINESS

Kevin: motion to sit down the standing rule 8 (abstain has to be first) (unseconded)

Aresh: motion to reinstate the double or nothing standing rule, such that when bidding in an auction, a person may choose to bid double or nothing, they flip a coin, and give either 2xthe bid amount, or 0$ if they lose the flip, the chair flips the coin, coin is flipped at the time of sale (after winning the auction) Passed, been stood.

Isaac: point of information: Daniel still has the lingering curse

Daniel: I can’t make a committee report

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that the chair can, by saying at the end of committee reports, “beep beep beep special report” and then enters a special reports stage of the meeting, wherein the chair can make committee reports

Kevin: latent, mis corn subs: fish

Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that whenever a person hit by a paper airplane thrown by another person in meeting loses 1 hp

Passed, been stood

Kevin: mis committee to assassinate the president: failure, we’ll get him next time

Daniel: will you?

Kevin: motion to allocate “like 300$ for this week’s event”

Teddy: we spent like 150$, I think

Definition of a paper airplane?

Daniel: has to move through air and generate lift

Teddy: it’s a good idea

Passed, we have money for food, yay, come to ug tour to eat the food

Kevin: motion to create a standing rule that defines a paper airplane as a piece of paper that, when thrown, generates lift

Teddy: motion to append and does not rotate to that definition

Aresh: maybe it needs to remain oriented in roughly the same direction relative to the direction it’s travelling

Kevin: amend to “create a standing rule that defines a paper airplane as a piece of paper that, when thrown, generates lift, and it needs to remain oriented in roughly the same direction relative to the direction it’s travelling”

Julia: motion to append “or a nerf dart” to the definition (friendly, been changed)

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that daniel must say “Abstain” both before and after the votes for and against

Isaac: motion to amend such that we boo people who abstain during the second call for abstensions

final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that daniel must say “Abstain” both before and after the votes in favor and opposed, and we boo people who abstain during the second call for abstensions

NEW PERSON ALERT: ajay, he/him, hopefully ECE, spent too long looking for meeting

Kevin: motion to allocate 2 more dollars to kevin’s nuclear discretionary fund

(Tied vote, Passed)

Teddy: point of information, uranium is about 235,000 $ per gram

Ajay: 1/100,000th of an atom bomb can still do a lot of damage

Jonathan: point of information a gram of uranium has 20 billion calories

Jonathan: booth application submitted, we’re doing that, if you’re interested in helping KGB build a shack, talk to me

Jonathan: no information from SCC, theme will be announced at the end of september

Daniel: so we should do the booth yes or no vote

Nathan: point of information: 2$= 700,000 joules of uranium (167 calories)

Teddy: point of information, apparently plutonium is more common in nukes these days, 4,000$/gram

Ajay: are you on an FBI watchlist for these search results or what

Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that Kevin may “spend” 10$ from his nuclear discretionary fund to “nuke” a motion, immediately failing it

Kevin: it’s either this or I spend it on real uranium, it’s up to you (that’s a joke)

Isaac: why would you get uranium when plutonium is so much cheaper and commonly used

Jonathan: you can buy uranium online, government will call you

Failed, kevin cannot nuke motions

Teddy: motion to the left

Nathan: motion to the motion of a paper airplane

Kevin: motion to appologize to noah, he’s in the middle of the room, statistically most likely to be hit

Nathan: (as a ruse to throw a paper airplane at the president) requesting a high five from the president

Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that if you shank the chair with a paper dagger, he loses 10 hp (failed)

Isaac: motion to create a standing rule such that when you reach 0 hitpoints you become a ghost

Nathan: motion to amend such that if you reach zero hp you must “fake your death” (friendly, been changed)

Nathan: point of information: this will a

Isaac: and the lingering curse, upon faking the death of the holder, is released to the nearest person (has control of the motion, been added)

final: motion to create a standing rule such that when you reach 0 hitpoints you must “fake your death”, and the lingering curse, upon the holder “faking their death”, is released to the nearest person Passed: been stood

Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that Daniel’s hitpoints are set to 0 at 5:55 on monday 9/2/2024

Passed, Daniel has 3 minutes left to live

RRAS

Daniel: pay dues, 15/sem, 20/yr, 69/min, pay at cmukgb.org/dues, or directly to exec, if you want to be a treasurer, join the discord at cmukgb.org/discord

Teddy: underground tour, come meet us at UC black chairs, 6:30pm.

Daniel: we are tabling at the fair 4:15-6:30pm on the cut, sign up to table, readme is coming out this week

SCHMUCKS

Teddy: filibuster waiting until 5:55

Kevin: this is what jonathan folded, hardly counts as the airplane

Daniel: aaah I died (lingering curse passed to isaac)

Teddy: if for some chance, you don’t want to go to the underground tour and you like grilling burgers, I might need help with that, dm me if you want to do that

Nathan: motion to purple

Kevin: motion to gitfo but the first place will be closed but we have to gitfo to another place then gitfo to another place

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