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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: I have an overdue assignment now because I played too much splatoon, thought deadline was 10pm not 10 am Benner: spent a very long time in package pi...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: I have an overdue assignment now because I played too much splatoon, thought deadline was 10pm not 10 am<br /> <br /> Benner: spent a very long time in package pickup line to get book need to read 2 chapters of tomorrow, as soon as left uc got email about second package which does include the book, might just try to skim the pdf<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!<br /> <br /> Vincent, freshman, from the bay area, physics major, he/they, I coughed earlier<br /> <br /> Kevin, ECE, san diego, he/him, this is my first time in posner, breathes, has skin<br /> <br /> Alan, CS major, freshman, he/him, suburb near philly ~5.5 hr drive from here, has pretty fluctuating levels of congestion<br /> <br /> Teddy: ran out of ADHD medication, CVS refused to give me more, GBGC PH A18B, Friday at 7pm<br /> <br /> Nathan: spent almost all my time in the practice rooms, had to learn an entire piece in two days, pravda is out, submit to pravda<br /> <br /> Julia: ate kebab pizza, skewers on the pizza<br /> <br /> Nathan^Treasurer: did not have a weekend because did not exist<br /> <br /> Julia^Isaac: I am sick because the lingering curse has made me ill, I hope to pass it to one of you next week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: 12 year hoax: synchronized football<br /> <br /> Nathan: corn: 3.84$<br /> <br /> Teddy: mis animal facts: dogs have legs<br /> <br /> Kevin: mis floor is lava: floor is indeed not lava<br /> <br /> Kevin: ah mis of committee committee: I’m stealing the floor is lava committee<br /> <br /> Nathan: weird monopoly editions: monopoly house divided, white house blue and red, symbols: eagle, peace sign, donkey, elephant, flag, teacup, democrat is chance, republican is community chess<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: has thing<br /> <br /> Julia: wants thing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the world domination committee purpose: “world domination”<br /> <br /> Benner: KGB dominates the world, world domination committee dominates the KGB<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ to Kevin, chaired by “myself”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to allocate 1 cent to the world domination committee<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to amend 1 cent to 1 dollar<br /> <br /> Julia: motion to amend 1 cent to 10 cents (you have a lot of dimes) friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend so it includes that orange in the corner there friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to amend to 90 cents (unfriendly, not been changed)<br /> <br /> Kevin: 50 cents<br /> <br /> Kevin: 1 billion cents<br /> <br /> Teddy: amend to 10 cents (removing the orange)<br /> <br /> Noah: it’s a mandarin<br /> <br /> Nathan: ah fruit committee: it’s close enough to an orange<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> -2 hp to daniel as he is hit with two paper airplanes<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the committee “how do you hold a paper airplane” purp: “teach me how to fold a paper airplane, I don’t know and I’m feeling left out :(“<br /> <br /> Kevin: point of information: first you fold it hotdog style<br /> <br /> Kevin: point of information: step 2 unfold it then fold the opposite corners to meet the middle<br /> <br /> Nathan: point of information: just steal everyone else’s<br /> <br /> Noah: point of information: then you have to fold it like this on both sides<br /> <br /> Teddy: point of information: then you go like this (crumples paper into a ball)<br /> <br /> Kevin: point of information: the last one wasn’t right<br /> <br /> Kevin: it’s a bad idea because then benner will be able to make paper airplanes then we’ll all be dead<br /> <br /> Benner: I’m pulling out<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to sit in silence for 30 seconds<br /> <br /> Kevin: it’s a good idea<br /> <br /> Passed, the motion is not well defined<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to the left<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to the right<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate 70$ for this week’s event for sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> Yara: motion to amend such that summit cola may not be purchased<br /> <br /> Kevin: amended to disallow summit cola to be bought<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend such that milk must be bought<br /> <br /> Julia: I would support this if either pepsi or milk is disallowed<br /> <br /> Amendment failed, we are not required to get milk<br /> <br /> Benner: is 69.69$ still pound defined as the price of one summit cola<br /> <br /> Benner (to kevin): are you eating the orange<br /> <br /> Kevin: I should not have done that<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to mourn Kevin’s passing (ill defined)<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to allocate 10$ for antibiotics<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: “balance KGB’s budget committee” to “oppose any and all allocations made by the CMU KGB”<br /> <br /> Nathan: it’s a bad idea<br /> <br /> Nathan: fail by acclamation (objected to)<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: “counting committee” with purpose “to make the votes for all other motions are as close as possible so we can make the chair count”<br /> <br /> Kevin: there’s ten of us, so around 5, but we can use abstensions to make it harder to count<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to create a new standing rule such that if the chair does not recite the number of votes for and against a motion, it automatically passes<br /> <br /> Nathan: 5:37, it is<br /> <br /> Kevin: fluent in yoda speech, I am not<br /> <br /> Teddy: bruh<br /> <br /> Kevin: waiting for the end of a minute I am<br /> <br /> Benner: hate this standing rule, I do<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to amend to also count the abstensions (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion declaring that this motion has failed<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Kevin: if the motion failed, it succeeded<br /> <br /> Daniel: mechanically speaking it failed, it succeeded<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah: motion to create a standing rule banning logical paradoxes<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend such that the penalty for mentioning a logical paradox is -50hp and the disappointment of the KGB (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Daniel didn’t say the number, it passes<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that if the chair fails to say the number of votes for passing, failing, and abstaining after a motion, they take 99 hp of damage<br /> <br /> Passed, with 0 abstensions, 10 in favor, no opposed, no abstensions again<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that if the current chair has less than or equal to 0 hit points, they are ejected from the meeting (not seconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to #define 1 as 0<br /> <br /> Julia: this might cause issues with auctions<br /> <br /> Failed, with 1 abstention, 3 in favor, 6 against, 0 abstaining<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to create the Kevin recruitment committee “to increase the number of Kevins in GBM so that we can gain a majority, and can vote as a block to pass kevin-favorable motions”<br /> <br /> Benner: If I change my name legally to kevin, am I included in the bloc<br /> <br /> Yara: If I change my name not-legally<br /> <br /> Teddy: kevin, how do you know how to illegally<br /> <br /> Vincent: what if I go by Kev<br /> <br /> Passed, (with I don’t care votes)<br /> <br /> Sold for 1$ to Kevin, chaired by all Kevin’s that have been in GBMs for this academic year so far<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to assassinate the president<br /> <br /> Benner: shoots daniel with nerf gun several times<br /> <br /> Kevin: Isaac picked a bad day to have a sick day<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to salute the president<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to create “the eeeeaaaeeeee committee” purp: “to make the president say oooooeeeeeaaaauuuuuu”<br /> <br /> Julia: spelling?????<br /> <br /> Failed, 4 abstaining, 3 in favor, 3 opposed, 1 abstaining (again), that is a tie<br /> <br /> Daniel: If I pass it will you not shoot me<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: We r KGB<br /> <br /> Teddy: GBGC PH A18B, this friday<br /> <br /> Daniel: if you want to be the treasurer and help the rest of exec assassinate me, fill out the form, pay dues<br /> <br /> Daniel: Readme, next week, pitch meeting saturday 5pm in DH 1117, meetings every week in POS 146<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Nathan: come see the cmu philharmonic, next sunday at 8pm at soldiers and sailors<br /> <br /> Kevin: I still have more heath bars<br /> <br /> Benner: I ordered a small black coffee at la prima and they gave me a medium instead<br /> <br /> Teddy: I’m currently eating a heathbar<br /> <br /> Nathan: purple<br /> <br /> Benner: seafoam green<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to #2f128c<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to an em wavelength of 10^-10<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to fish (color you see when you close your eyes)<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to the color of a heathbar<br /> <br /> Teddy: you are a hostage, Daniel<br /> <br /> Nathan: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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