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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: did laundry, have no recollection of Saturday night, I don’t remember anything significant happening

Benner: did laundry, tried to use the vending machine in basement of fairfax and got 11$ worth of coins, supposed to hit a button to make it give you change, tried again, 5$ worth of change, put in 1$, it spits out quarters and dimes, started rereading 17,776

Teddy: didn’t do laundry, KGBuggy, this Friday, kage, room below Stever basement, make wooden cars and race them against eachother

Nathan: had a rehearsal and didn’t do very much else, saw wind ensemble on Sunday, submit to Pravda

Julia: made cookies, played magic

Ryan: bought a bicycle, hacked into 3 things for a grade

Isaac: danced until 7 am, then collapsed, capital grains saved me

Benner: new people:

Kat, she/her, senior, HCI, I am legally considered a little person, my favorite color is blue

Travis, he/him, works in ECE, saw the poster, I use the same backpack from Kindergarten to 10th grade

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Teddy: ad hoc: ARG, Teddy hands out prizes (little hampters)

Nathan: paper airplane: I just made this paper airplane I think I made it wrong

Jonathan: block market: 8.5$

Nathan: quora: what kind of spaghetti could a girl eat

Isaac: point of information: the correct answer is all of them, because women can do anything men can do, I’m 6’2” by the way

Teddy: ah arg: does anyone want a hamster?

Nathan: corn subsidies board

Benner: Wikipedia: there is a spanish idiom called thinking about the immortality of the crab

Noah: point of information: what does it mean, it’s a way to say you weren’t just sitting there doing nothing but you were engaged constructively in contemplation, you can say to someone else daydreaming, “are you thinking about the immortality of the crab”

Gavin: point of information: I’m pretty sure it’s cause crabs live for a long time, but lobsters live longer

Jonathan: lobsters are functionally immortal

Julia: plastic animal rights: the kgb is throwing hamsters

Jonathan: booth: do booth

Benner: wikipedia: weasel war dance

Nathan: quora: is boxing allowed in heaven

Benner: wikipedia: sentennial light, just got to that part in 17776

OLD BUSINESS

Noah has thing, Nathan wants, not fault: results on 2 midterms, all of classmates scores is fault

NEW BUSINESS

Benner: motion to allocate -4$ to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund because Kevins are not here today

Passed, 2-4-2, -4$ allocated

Benner: who wrote on my paper airplane

Noah: motion to #define “pound define” as “kilogram define”

Nathan: motion to amend to “1 over 2.2 kilogram define”

Nathan: motion to amend to a motion to #define “ 0.45 kilogram define” to

“pound define” (friendly, been changed)

Jonathan: freedom unit opposes

Passed, 2 abstaining-5 in favor, 2 opposed

Teddy: motion to create the plainfin midshipman committee with purpose [low humming]

sold to teddy for 1$, chaired by feesh

Nathan: motion to create the crow committee with purpose “wuah”

Benner: animal facts has turned into animal noises

Teddy: wuah

Passed with 4 abstaining, 6 in favor, sold for 3$, chaired by wuah

Benner: motion to create the “KGB invades wikipedia committee”, with purposes of creating and maintaining a KGB-not-that one wikipedia article

Teddy: point of information: it’d be funny to see a “see KGB disambiguation”

Benner: README is referenced on wikipedia, if they can get in we can get in too

Julia: can we form a cabal?

Passed, with 1 abstaining and 9 in favor, sold for 5$ to Benner, chaired by the KGB Cabal

Isaac: remind KGB about lingering curse committee to “remind people that they have the lingering curse and should pass it on”

Benner: the lingering curse is real, it has tangible effects, started with Isaac, Isaac got sick, Nathan got sick and couldn’t make it to exec meeting, Teddy couldn’t make it to exec meeting

Benner: motion to table until next week

Jonathan: motion to amend tabling to the week after (unseconded)

Tabled for 1 week, none abstaining 4 in favor, two against

Teddy: motion to allocate 1 gazillion dollars for this week’s event

Benner: KGB definitely has this amount of money

Ryan: 1 gazillion is 1,000 zillion

Nathan: motion to amend to i dollars (unfriendly)

Ryan: if we add i to our budget and then multiply by negative

Benner: motion to ban math

Noah: amend to -e

Nathan: motion to amend to be the former price of one summit cola (friendly, been changed)

Benner: motion to amend to a monetary value equal to Daniel’s SSN

Nathan: point of information: daniel’s social security number is at least 3

Jonathan: if you know daniel’s time of birth and birth place we could find out

Benner: do you know faculty who may or may not have chosen your social security number (the people who decide what your social security number is)

Benner: motion to amend to 40$ (friendly, been changed)

Nathan: motion to amend to 40$ and 1 cent

Benner: motion to amend to 40$ and 2 cents

Jonathan: motion to amend to 40$ and 2 cents plus 5i

Ryan: motion to amend to 39.99$ because it looks like less

Nathan: motion to salute the president

40$ and 2 cents allocated

Noah: motion to #define “opposed” to “also in favor”

Nathan: the chair can say things like all those against

Failed, 1-3-4

Gavin: motion to pick a presidential candidate that the KGB endorses

Benner: I motion to officially endorse Vermin Supreme

Ryan: motion to amend to Vermin Supreme’s dad

Benner: motion to make the KGB official presidential endorsement committee with purposes of every year posting a post on the KGB official instagram endorsing a candidate

Gavin: poor taste?

Teddy: wouldn’t this committee last for 1 year

Jonathan: what is going on

Teddy: motion to nominate barack obama

Passed 1 abstaining, 6 in favor, 1 against

Sold for 6$ to Nathan, chaired by Vermin supreme

Teddy: motion to create a standing rule such that if you are a booth chair you are very cool

Julia: motion to amend such that “very cool means you start with 110 HP at the beginning of every meeting” (friendly, been changed)

Benner: motion to amend such that booth chairs lose 20HP at the beginning of every meeting (friendly, been changed)

RRAs

Daniel: please pay your dues and send receipts of your dues to Ryan on discord, need writers for murder mystery, there’s a link in the discord

Jonathan: there’s an ad in ReadMe

Daniel: ReadMe is coming out this wednesday

Noah: this is the one with feet pics

Daniel: yes. Booth chair sign ups, please sign up if you’re interested in being a booth chair this year, please let us know if you’re interested

Jonathan: if you have design friends, please beg them, or send me their contact info so I can beg them to do booth

Daniel: cmuKGB discord, instagram

Teddy: KGBuggy, come make little wooden cars with us, it’s in Kage, look at cmukgb.org/kage to find location

SCHMUCKS

Benner: if someone can get the vending machine in the basement of fairfax to work I will pay you 2$

Isaac: look at this little guy go: moves hampter across the desk

Benner: on saturday there’s a kiltie band game and also readme pitch meeting

Nathan: motion to this video

Benner: seafoam green

Jonathan: gitfo

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