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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: decided to watch football game with aresh, pretty embarrassing for waynesburg, asked aresh if it’s possible for defense to pick up ball holder and c...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: decided to watch football game with aresh, pretty embarrassing for waynesburg, asked aresh if it’s possible for defense to pick up ball holder and carry them, it happened<br /> <br /> Benner: really bad losing streak in Mahjong, lost every game for the past 2 straight games<br /> <br /> New People!!!<br /> <br /> Jenny, she/her, cs/art, seattle, standing up right now<br /> <br /> Elizabeth, she/her, edison,nj, english, made this all up<br /> <br /> Lucia, she/they, international relations, politics, english, senior, from princeton nj, i just came from class<br /> <br /> Teddy: didn’t really do a whole lot, movie night, this Friday, vote on voting system, then vote on movie, at 7:00 pm<br /> <br /> Nathan: saw megalopolis, it reminds me of why I love art so much, gave it a 6/10<br /> <br /> Julia: I watched spykids 3, not worse than the garfield movie<br /> <br /> Ryan: Readme stuff<br /> <br /> Isaac: went to the zoo and saw a lot of people cry in academic buildings<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nathan: weird monopoly editions: anti-monopoly, made as a response to monopoly<br /> <br /> Kevin: corn subs: 4.27<br /> <br /> Nathan: weird monopoly editions: anti-monopoly 2: each person decides to play as a monopolists or competitors<br /> <br /> Vin: scared:ahh<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: h-day, september 3rd, 1967, day that Sweden switched from driving on the left side of the road to right side of the road, went about as well as you would expect<br /> <br /> Danya: where my dad is from, most cars are steering wheel on the right, but they also drive on the right<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: the song was the winning entry for a television contest, the english translation is keep to the right svenson<br /> <br /> Teddy: animal noises committee: video of a deer screaming, deer<br /> <br /> Nathan: raven: wuah<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: clear channel memorandum, list of songs that felt not good to play after 9/11<br /> <br /> Danya: seeing things: saw a raccoon downtown<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: my 6 year old son wants to hug me because he is sad, how do I politely tell him I’m not comfortable<br /> <br /> Isaac: sabotage<br /> <br /> Teddy: booth committee: we are still under for booth chairs, if you’re interested, please sign up or talk to us<br /> <br /> Kevin: floor is lava: ceiling is lava<br /> <br /> Benner: anti physics, lava does not abide by laws of gravity<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah neanderthal: speak out against the mention of physics (retracted)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Nathan has thing, reed wants thing, not fault: stock prices, is fault: the existence of these desks<br /> <br /> From september 30th: a motion remind KGB about lingering curse committee with purpose: “to remind people that they have the lingering curse and should pass it on”<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Teddy: I’m going to make an alarm<br /> <br /> passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> From 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, motion to create the “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend to table for 1.9 fortnights<br /> <br /> Nathan: friendly, been changed<br /> <br /> Keerthana: amend to .95 moon cycles (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the I hate new business committee with purpose to delay new business so we never get to it<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to table for 6 years<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to table this table for 1 table<br /> <br /> Keerthana: this is how mass energy equivalence works<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to table the president<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to sit in silence for 30 seconds (not seconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate 30$ for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to salute daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to create the fairfax vending committee for the purpose of being out of order by reporting during old business, so it’s then out of order<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to create the broken record committee<br /> <br /> Benner: point of information:can you get me the bag of chips you really want to buy<br /> <br /> Nathan: I was scammed out of like 5$ by the fairfax vending machine<br /> <br /> Ryan: what if the fairfax vending machine is an unlicensed slot machine<br /> <br /> Passed, with 3 abstaining, 6 in favor, 3 against<br /> <br /> Sold for 2$ to keerthana, chaired by the wean hall vending machine<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to make the I was gonna make a new committee but I forgot “it was gonna be really funny I swear”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to table for 6 months<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to table this motion and a copy of this motion for 1 week (ill defined)<br /> <br /> Benner: I’m really sorry julia committee purpose: “I’m sorry :(“<br /> <br /> Kevin: what are we sorry for?<br /> <br /> Benner: specifically the sheer volume of tabled motions<br /> <br /> Keerthana: motion to assassinate the rec sec with love<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ to Ryan, chaired by Benner<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that anytime the president stands up in a meeting we applaud him for promoting good fitness, and the maximum time that you must clap is 30 seconds<br /> <br /> passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: requesting a high five from the president<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to create the trojan horse committee purpose: “sneaking in committee reports during motions”<br /> <br /> Keerthana: hivemind: I think that it will be a profitable institution tomorrow such that we shall table this motion for 6 years end report<br /> <br /> Kevin: revisiting corn subsidies: 4.27$<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to creat the russianize the KGB committee…(we’re still in another motion)<br /> <br /> Danya:something in Russian?<br /> <br /> Kevin: floor is lava: floor is lava<br /> <br /> Benner: my russian is not very good<br /> <br /> Benner: floor is lava: you only take half damage if you lie completely down on the floor<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 2$ to Ryan, chaired by Ryan<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the hazing daniel committee with purpose of “attending KGB meetings”<br /> <br /> Julia: motion to amend purpose to “attending KGB meetings” and “getting Daniel to not attend KGB meetings” (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> (Isaac is standing in front of Daniel to prevent Benner from shooting him, taking damage from floor being lava)<br /> <br /> Keerthana: floor is lava: floor is definitely lava<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ double or nothing to Kevin, (6$, it was double), chaired by all the gamblers who thought they would be luckier than they were<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to 0.45 kilogram define (#define) out of order to it might be in order<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to fail by acclamation, failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the preemptively hazing benner committee “to preemptively haze benner in case Daniel stops showing up”<br /> <br /> Nathan: it’s a good idea<br /> <br /> Isaac: ooo it’s a good idea ooo<br /> <br /> Benner: I’m the only person here who’s armed<br /> <br /> Isaac: check this out: ooo holds out paperclip ooo<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 4$ to Ryan, chaired by “me”<br /> <br /> Reed: motion to establish the normal monopolies committee to report on normal monopoly editions<br /> <br /> Nathan: there are many normal monopoly editions because they have changed throughout the years<br /> <br /> Ryan: miss monopoly<br /> <br /> Isaac: monopoly kids also pretty normal<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 3$ to Reed, chaired by this minutely topographical hampster<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: discord, instagram, cmu_kgb, need players for murder mystery, form will be up in the discord soon, have booth chair sign ups, please sign up soon, SCC is being very non-communicative about plans, would be helpful if we knew more things<br /> <br /> Teddy: movie night: this friday at 7 in MM A14<br /> <br /> Daniel: readme is on stands, will probably have booth theme vote the week we come back from fall break, but not announcing that definitively yet<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Benner: you should come to wean 5201 after we get food because I have to get a lot of work done<br /> <br /> Nathan: go see the CMU opera, they’re playing the next 4 nights<br /> <br /> Kevin: mis spring carnival: first booth chair meeting is this Thursday<br /> <br /> Nathan: purple<br /> <br /> Benner: seafoam green<br /> <br /> Nathan: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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