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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: Started using left thumb for spacebar, now makes many more mistakes Benner: Went to Cincinnati, had skyline, woke up with scratchy throat Teddy: Mad...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: Started using left thumb for spacebar, now makes many more mistakes<br /> <br /> Benner: Went to Cincinnati, had skyline, woke up with scratchy throat<br /> <br /> Teddy: Made broth, bought projector, worked on scooter. Have event: murder mystery<br /> <br /> Nathan: Went home, visited friends in Boston, made paella, very good<br /> <br /> Julia (Kevin): I did things<br /> <br /> Ryan (Benner) something not in english<br /> <br /> Isaac (Nathan) AAAAA<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: Floor is Lava: Lava committee is lacking<br /> <br /> Teddy: Lingering curse blah blah: Kevin has the curse<br /> <br /> Teddy: Moo deng on the projector (never mind)<br /> <br /> Noah: prime number: New largest prime number found<br /> <br /> Nathan: Quora: Why did god allow my enemies to trick me<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: polygon with 43958734987569238476938672592874623987645 something sides, def NOT a circle<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: national raisin reserve, made to control raisin prices. In 2015 SCOTUS said it was bad so it stopped<br /> <br /> Teddy: booth: opening ideas for booth<br /> <br /> Daniel: Booth theme vote tomorrow! WEH 5328 at 7pm.<br /> <br /> Booth Ideas:<br /> <br /> Red carpet, sharknado, stalker (tarkovsky), sharknado 2, Robots (2005), Nick cage, Red Son, Harlan county USA, Cocaine Bear, sharknado 3, the VeliciPastor, Charlie Brown Christmas, A Horror Movie<br /> <br /> Nathan: adhoc twitter: guy posting mental illnesses as paintings, like left handedness<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUISNESS<br /> <br /> Reed has thing, Kevin wants thing, not fault: never had the thing<br /> <br /> From last week: committee to remind people about lingering curse, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUISNESS<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to create a standing rule allow “super abstain” where you don’t abstain or vote in favor or opposing.<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to amend such that if the chair recognizes a super abstention, they instantly die, friendly<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create KGBWiki committee<br /> <br /> purpose: encourage people to read the wiki<br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to change name to KGBiki comittee, friendly<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for $1 to Benner, chaired by most active KGB wiki editor<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate $-2 to this weeks event<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to allocate $150 to this weeks event<br /> <br /> Benner: get people to write stuff on boxes<br /> <br /> Nathan: question on GF pizza<br /> <br /> Kevin: how much money gonna be used to kill the guy? 150 is a lot, 80-100 better range<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create speedrunning committee<br /> <br /> Purpose: speedrunning<br /> <br /> Reed: in general, or specific?<br /> <br /> Benner: has 8 pages of specifics<br /> <br /> Kevin: when you’re running, you usually aren’t speeding<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for $1 to benner, chaired by anyone who actually completes any of the speed runs she has collected and becomes number 1<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning committee report: portal 2 category extension page, duel labors radio in hole%, feet are very prohibited, taking adderall encouraged, write and submit an essay in MLA format for your run to be considered, different rules broken change word count requirement for essay (700-10062 words)<br /> <br /> Reed: where is the list<br /> <br /> Benner: come to GBM<br /> <br /> Out of order<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: sneaky corn: 4.15<br /> <br /> Out of order<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning committee: modern warfare with portal 2 in the background, portal 2 speedrun<br /> <br /> Out of order<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to left<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to #define KGB’s favorite number as 3<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule that’s awesome (standing rule defines itself as awesome)<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: high five from president<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: requesting report from benner’s nerf gun<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to right<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create arm the KGB committee<br /> <br /> Purpose: arm the KGB for the revolution<br /> <br /> Kevin: do paper airplanes count<br /> <br /> Benner: not really<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for $2 to Benner, chaired by member of KGB with largest # of nerf guns in their possession<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to wake up<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Reed: motion to create standing rule such that you have to call “going n times” where n is the price of the highest bid (eg. going once, twice, thrice) for $3.<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL RELEVENT KGB<br /> <br /> blah blah pay dues blah blah we have an event!<br /> <br /> Murder mystery, if you didn’t sign up, that sucks, if you did: keep an eye out for location.<br /> <br /> ReadME wednesday, booth theme meeting tomorrow,<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Benner: if you want an account for KGB wiki, tell me, I can make one<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to sea foam green<br /> <br /> Kevin: red<br /> <br /> Noah: lake foam green<br /> <br /> Reed: sea foam red<br /> <br /> Nathan: sea foam purple<br /> <br /> Benner: anti-purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: purple<br /> <br /> Noah: purple<br /> <br /> Benner: motion<br /> <br /> Kevin: GTFO<br /> <br /> [minutes courtesy of ngaynor]<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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