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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING TIME Nathan^Daniel: had a weekend of continually falling into the mudmouth vortex Benner: went to the pit, made people eat skyline chili Teddy: did homework, non-st...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING TIME<br /> <br /> Nathan^Daniel: had a weekend of continually falling into the mudmouth vortex<br /> <br /> Benner: went to the pit, made people eat skyline chili<br /> <br /> Teddy: did homework, non-stop, event: video game night, 7pm, PH A18B, sign up sheet for bringing games or consoles<br /> <br /> Nathan: had a weekend, stared at the pit, pit stared back, pit was really cool<br /> <br /> Gavin^Ryan: pushed my flesh to the very limit, put brain in blender, felt nothing<br /> <br /> Nathan^Isaac: stared at the pit pit stared back, went to pirate themed party, had a lot of fun<br /> <br /> Isaac has thing, it is all his fault, when he arrives it’s all because of him<br /> <br /> Ryan would like the spirit of the thing, spiritually not fault: quality of food on campus, is fault: campus food places close at 9pm<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: I am not a good boy, why?<br /> <br /> Julia: reminding about lingering curse: Reed maybe has it<br /> <br /> Reed: Linger curse committee: I curse Ryan (Ryan has the lingering curse now)<br /> <br /> Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: doherty hall in carmel new york, you can vote there<br /> <br /> Gavin: again?<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: are gay men such as buttigieg attacking JD vance because they are jealous<br /> <br /> Julia: committee report committee: report<br /> <br /> Nathan: hivemind: hello there folks, I am having a wonderful evening and everything including the lingering curse just wait huh? end report<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: the boll weevil monument: this isa really great statue commemorating the boll weevil<br /> <br /> Nathan: weird monopoly editions: 95th anniversary of cornwell quality tools edition<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: My Way Killings: thing that happened in the Phillipines where after someone would sing the song “My Way” by Frank Sinatra, they would start killing eachother (happened at least like 6 times). The song was taken off karaoke machines in Manila, there was also Karaoke rage in other countries.<br /> <br /> Reed: Point of information: was it the same person that killed<br /> <br /> Benner: unrelated incidents, only thing that tied them together was someone singing my way<br /> <br /> Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: doherty in martha’s vineyard<br /> <br /> Nathan: weird monopoly: gamestop exclusive monopoly edition<br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning: scooby doo night of 100 frights, only one entry for 3:45:14 from 7 years, normal any % run, but the run must be done on a dance pad<br /> <br /> Daniel: beep beep special report: I was late because I was in the UG lab for MSE, imaging these chips under the SEM<br /> <br /> Teddy: flavor of the chips?<br /> <br /> Daniel: poison<br /> <br /> Nathan: going down: I wanna go into the pit<br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning: pokemon legends arceus: category extensions, only has 2 speedruns, bully melly speedrun, on which you have to collect all 43 throwable items and throw them at the warden melly<br /> <br /> Gavin (actuallly daniel today): out of bounds: you know the highmark center has inaccessible garden, if you push chair into the corner and squeeze behind it you’ll pass through the glass into the garden<br /> <br /> Nathan: going down: this umbrella<br /> <br /> We messed up the order and did spirit of the thing :(<br /> <br /> Reed: if the body and the soul of the thing are separate, does it have any consequences<br /> <br /> Gavin: if the thing dies it goes to hell<br /> <br /> Benner: no, purgatory<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to salute Benner for fucking up the order<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to salute Nathan for being mean to me<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the bronchitis committee purp: infecting everyone else at cmu so I don’t have to suffer alone<br /> <br /> Reed: does the bronchitis committee have a method, or just a goal<br /> <br /> Benner: it’s really up to the chair who will get bronchitis<br /> <br /> Gavin: can we please fail this one by acclamation<br /> <br /> Isaac: point of information: coughing<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> Benner: point of information: I took my antibiotics this morning, didn’t eat fast enough, threw up, skipped a round of antibiotics<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 13$ to Benner, chaired by Gavin, cause you seem to really want bronchitis<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that anyone with bronchitis is magical<br /> <br /> Benner: point of information: my mom said I was predisposed to bronchitis<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Isaac: point of information: do you have to bring the medical documents to prove it<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create the bun butler committee with purp: to report on the activities of bun butler<br /> <br /> Gavin: does bun butler have a criminal record? is he a real person?<br /> <br /> Isaac: he’s the host of a vole-themed town hall, public streamer and a figure, he’s also the main guy of the r/hotdogs subreddit<br /> <br /> Benner: and r/voles<br /> <br /> Nathan:Bunyan Heinz Butler, known by the alias Dinosaur Sunday is a kratom addicted trucker, stoner, cryptid-hunter, woodsman, and internet poster from Tonopah, Nevada.<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Sold to isaac for 2$, chaired by bunyan butler himself<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the Impostor CMU buildings committee purp: telling people about buildings that have stolen the names of CMU buildings<br /> <br /> Benner: had to read screenplay about baker and porter being conjoined twins for screenplay class, they used the lights to indicate when the buildings were talking, and I quote “Baker: I don’t think we should do this anymore….” (I am not reproducing the whole quote here sorry/you can thank me for sparing you the cognitohazard).<br /> <br /> Gavin: aren’t there like a ton of them in pittsburgh, there’s another dietrich college, how do we know that ours are the original, I think Doherty hall died and was replaced years ago<br /> <br /> Ryan: think the doherty halls are all actually one building<br /> <br /> Passed (Daniel is too busy chewing), sold for 4$ to Ryan, chaired by doherty hall<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to allocate 3 and half dollars to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund (failed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to allocate 0$ to say that I’m sorry for coming in late, sorry for the results of the election, had the thing, didn’t think to say that the 2024 election results are not my fault (failed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 60+i (math tax 61$) for snacks for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to create the good news committee with purpose: unironically proliferating good news<br /> <br /> Kiera: it’s a good idea<br /> <br /> Reed: point of information:can you give us a sample<br /> <br /> Gavin: cookies usually taste pretty good<br /> <br /> Ryan: can we amend it to make the good news sufficiently topical, as in it needs to be applied to your skin (rejected/unfriendly and not strong)<br /> <br /> Benner: what if I’m just a sad miserable person who dislikes good news<br /> <br /> Gavin: It’s not for you<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 1$ to Gavin, chaired by Mr. Rogers (Benner’s dad)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to table 2 identical motions to this for 1 week<br /> <br /> Daniel: you can’t table a motion that doesn’t exist<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that (I pull out)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gavin: I move that this motion if it passes, gets tabled until next week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: requesting a high five from the president<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the turing complete motion committee with purpose: to create a turing complete motion<br /> <br /> Passed, sold to Ryan for 1$, chaired by Alan Turing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #define “a gazillion” as “a bazillion millions”<br /> <br /> Gavin: a good idea<br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to amend such that it also gives my bag of cookies from the clutches of evil Ryan<br /> <br /> Daniel: theft is prohibited by state of pennsylvania, but not meeting rules<br /> <br /> Daniel: you two settle it out<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to pass by acclamation, and also they’re working out a joint custody agreement<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the math is evil committee with purpose “destroying math for ever and ever and ever”<br /> <br /> Reed: are numbers math<br /> <br /> Nathan: if we destroy math, what happens<br /> <br /> Benner: we’re free<br /> <br /> Benner: anything that has to do with numbers is math<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #define “a zillion as 2^-6” (failed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to the color of paint that daniel spilled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Reed: motion to #define “a million” as “four”<br /> <br /> Reed: I would like to mention as a statement, you could bid a million dollars, as four dollars<br /> <br /> Ryan: could we amend it such that each additional multiple adds 2<br /> <br /> Daniel: I think you gotta do that separately<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create a 1 million dollar committee, purp: to be sold for 1 million dollars<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 1million plus 2 (6) dollars, chaired by 1 thousand benjamin franklins<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to execute Daniel for fucking it up (not well defined)<br /> <br /> Gavin: purple<br /> <br /> Benner: seafoam green<br /> <br /> Benner: opposite of purple<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL &amp; RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: pay your dues, giving CMU day is soon, you can pay your dues and debts and double your money, but it all goes to us, it’s a way for us to get CMU to siphon money to us<br /> <br /> Daniel: we have booth, we’re not doing anything for it this week<br /> <br /> Daniel: event<br /> <br /> Teddy: videogame night, PH A18A, 7 oclock friday, have a sign up sheet<br /> <br /> Daniel: week after that is CTFWS, we are looking for judges and people who can make it to a rules committee meeting, we need to fix the blue belt<br /> <br /> Daniel: readME out last wednesday, new readme next week, also allegheny observatory was really cool<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Benner: allegheny observatory is really cool, if you’re nice maybe Diane will let you in the pit<br /> <br /> Ryan: fence is still being held<br /> <br /> Gavin: if you want to be involved in ReadMe TV please contact me<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to leave purple<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to antipurple<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Benner: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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