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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: Finished evangelion Benner: been reading a book for a class, an extremely good book, life in 2 genders by jennifer finney boylan, I recommend you all...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: Finished evangelion<br /> <br /> Benner: been reading a book for a class, an extremely good book, life in 2 genders by jennifer finney boylan, I recommend you all read it, the opening image for the entirety of the book has to do with her son eating a marble, and waiting to see if he shits it out, it’s a different marble than what he ate, it’s a metaphor for the rest of the book, adding stuff to the kgb wiki, if you want something added, ask me<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE, Saavi, cheme 2028, she/her spokane wa, came here by walking<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: cvs thought I didn’t exist, refused to give me my medication, didn’t do a lot until sunday afternoon, CTFWS, DH 2315 7pm friday<br /> <br /> Nathan: saw the pittsburgh symphony, played neely bingo, the old people are onto something with bingo, bingo slaps, yesterday made a carrot cake, had to grate the 1lb of baby carrots by hand over the course of 30 minutes<br /> <br /> Julia: I wrote a bug so bad that it would exit my ssh session<br /> <br /> Ryan: drank horrible mixture of sriracha and ketchup (was told not to)<br /> <br /> Isaac: got sick, but I’m feeling a little better, went on a pretty mediocre date<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORT<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: user vghfr/sa/wikipediaisnotabarbecue, contrary to popular belief, wikipedia is not a barbecue<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: bloodlust bad?<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: user vghfr/sa/wikipediaisabarbecue<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah remorse: I’m really sorry about the thing, showed up too late last time, my bad<br /> <br /> Gavin: ah national day: today is national occultism day<br /> <br /> Teddy: ah misc. animal noises: [recording of american woodcock]<br /> <br /> Nathan: corn subsidies: 4.29<br /> <br /> Benner: Isaac would you like to inform those who were not there why you are apologizing<br /> <br /> Isaac: unfriendly<br /> <br /> Gavin: genuinely good news: archaeologists found a sabertooth tiger in siberia<br /> <br /> Ryan: impostor cmu: baker at umass amherst<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: the order of the occult hand, secret society of american journalists who insert phrase<br /> <br /> Reed: apparently there was a thing called pig day where all of the big comic authors would all publish a comic strip involving a pig on specific day<br /> <br /> Isaac: reminding people about the lingering curse committee: see name<br /> <br /> Nathan: bun butler: had a dog named skidmark, drawn to dog after it killed a hamster<br /> <br /> Gavin: good news: tomatoes are gonna be sweeter because new genetic modification<br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning: undertale category extensions: gdq%, normal any % run of undertale, but you have to be on premises of agdq or sgdq, have to provide some kind of proof? GPS location?<br /> <br /> Gavin: ah national day: it is mickey mouse’s birthday today, good day to remind you that mickey (according to biology) has been dead for 86+ years<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: list of people who have died at disney world<br /> <br /> Isaac: reminding people about the lingering curse committee: who has it today?<br /> <br /> Nathan: Ryan<br /> <br /> Reed: not wikipedia but anecdote to share which is deaths in yellowstone book: deaths in yellowstone include people bathing in hotsprings, people attempting to pet buffalo, recorded (non-death) case of people trying to put baby on bear and take selfie<br /> <br /> Ryan: ah did you know you can just say anything as a part [fish]<br /> <br /> Teddy: ah gaslighting people about the lingering curse committee: lingering curse committee does not exist<br /> <br /> Nathan: hivemind: ryan has the plague ling ma end report<br /> <br /> Ryan has thing but not here, Benner would like spirit of thing, not fault: fact that its getting dark at like 5, is fault: the us government’s inability to pass a resolution abolishing daylight savings<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that anyone who is magical has the ability to cast spells<br /> <br /> Benner: what does it mean to cast spells?<br /> <br /> Nathan: has not been defined yet, we can define it another time<br /> <br /> Reed: point of information: can we defined casting spells as committing robbery (not friendly)<br /> <br /> Benner: point of information: we do have a give people bronchitis committee<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Murphy: motion to create the innovative ctfws tactics committee: you can buy adult heelies<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 5$ to Murphy, chaired by me and anyone wearing heelies<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to allocate 75$ for the purpose of buying heelies<br /> <br /> Nathan: who will be wearing the shoes?<br /> <br /> Benner: hopefully me<br /> <br /> Nathan: would this give an unfair advantage to one team<br /> <br /> Benner: they can buy their own pair of heelies if they choose<br /> <br /> Isaac: are we adding micro transactions to CTFWS<br /> <br /> Benner: if you give me 50$ I will rig CTFWS<br /> <br /> Nathan: will you get these shoes by friday<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to amend to heelies for head judge? (unfriendly, not pursued)<br /> <br /> Benner: would be open to amending to 150$<br /> <br /> Failed, not allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to make a spell such that everyone likes you and is friends with you and you don’t have to be alone anymore (not well defined)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to allocate $3.75 to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund<br /> <br /> Kevin: we’re at -4 right now<br /> <br /> Benner: now it would be $0.25<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: I have to leave, leeroy jenkins, take 99 hp daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate 150$ for this weeks event for snacks and electrolyte filled drinks<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend such that it can also be used to purchase 2 pairs of heelies<br /> <br /> Murphy: michael j murphy committee: your actions are not endorsed by me or KGB if they break CTFWS rules or CMU rules<br /> <br /> Amendment failed<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to create a standing rule to make a list of spells that can be cast, which can be added on to or subtracted from using standing rules<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to amend such that if you raise your hand and say the magic word associated with a spell, you may cast the spell<br /> <br /> Isaac: dictionary with keys as magic words<br /> <br /> Kevin: arguments for spells?<br /> <br /> Gavin: would it be better if we assign someone to keep track of a spellbook, maybe it shouldn’t be standing rules<br /> <br /> Ryan: will this dictionary be a search tree or a hashbucket or abstract interface<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: KGWiki: if someone were to hypothetically send me spells after the meeting, I could put them in the wiki<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: floor is lava: floor is now lava<br /> <br /> Ryan: fish:end report<br /> <br /> Reed: ah floor is lava denial: I don’t believe you<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that we add to the spell book the spell temporary name such that I will be taking suggestions from the general body, such that once it is cast it makes you no longer lonely<br /> <br /> Kevin: I propose the name “short term friendship” (friendly, been changed)<br /> <br /> Isaac: seconded :(<br /> <br /> Ryan: amend such that it makes everyone be really nice to you<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the spell “friend destroyer” such that if someone casts the spell short term friendship you can cast it to destroy their friendships<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: I pull out, unlike your mother<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a spell titled “lazy paper airplane” that deals the effects of throwing a paper airplane without throwing it<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to amend such that you have to have and throw a paper airplane, it doesn’t have to hit them<br /> <br /> Fail<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create a spell “shield” fish (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to create a standing rule such that you are magical only if you are out of earshot<br /> <br /> (failed)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Murphy: motion to create the old people with a job committee “people with money should give more of it to the KGB”<br /> <br /> Nathan: giving day<br /> <br /> Sold for 100$ to Murphy, chaired by “Me”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: ah gbm locations: the size of GBM has quadrupled since we moved it to the fence, we should have all the meetings here<br /> <br /> Gavin: good point<br /> <br /> Nathan: it is 5:53<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to #define 5:53 as 5:00<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to fail by acclamation<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to make anyone with chlamydia antimagical, they cannot be magical<br /> <br /> Benner: I’m pretty sure that counts as medical discrimination<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to amend to just not making them magical, KGB is taking a chlamydia neutral stance<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: lazy paper airplane kevin (didn’t work)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRAS<br /> <br /> Daniel: we are the CMU KGB, you found GBM at the fence today<br /> <br /> Benner: you should come to them even if they’re not outside<br /> <br /> Daniel: 5pm mondays<br /> <br /> Daniel: CTFWS, game of capture the flag between wean and dh with magical items, painting the fence tonight, if you can help hold between 7 and 9 that’s when I will not be available, booth design meeting in 5 minutes in WEH 5304, if you want pizza, let’s leave 2 people here, readme this wednesday, check that out, help fold readme on tuesday night, will let you know where that is, that’s it for RRAs<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Ryan: dinner thursday at 8 for people who helped hold pink fence<br /> <br /> Benner: if you decided you hate readme and don’t wanna paint the fence, after food I will be in WEH 5201, come hang out and make me not get my work done<br /> <br /> Kevin: take fun with robots next semester, class mondays in 5202 that time<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to sky purple<br /> <br /> Danya: if anyone sees someone get hit by a car on campus tell me, I write the embarrassing missed connections articles for readme<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to leave purple, seafoam green<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to super purple (it’s like more purple)<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to fuck ultra purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to ultraviolet<br /> <br /> Reed: motion to subpurple<br /> <br /> Danya: motion to replace the purple with microwaves so we all get cooked<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to barely purple<br /> <br /> Danya: motion to microwaves<br /> <br /> Noah: super purple<br /> <br /> Benner: broken record<br /> <br /> Julia: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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