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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: watched 7 eps of arcane before falling asleep yesterday, then slept for too long to finish last 2 eps before coming to GBM Nathan^Benner: currently i...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: watched 7 eps of arcane before falling asleep yesterday, then slept for too long to finish last 2 eps before coming to GBM<br /> <br /> Nathan^Benner: currently in ohio, help, I had to write essay I kind of forgot about because I need to go to ohio today<br /> <br /> Teddy: watched all 9 eps of arcane, let me get into all the details of the last 2 eps, no event this week, next week is LN2 ice cream<br /> <br /> Daniel: react to message if you want to come to that<br /> <br /> Nathan: went to birthday party saturday night, partied too hard, a bit weary studying for midterm this morning, midterm was ok though<br /> <br /> Julia: I learned many facts about tinnitus<br /> <br /> Ryan: followed student handbook as hard as could, live and die by the word<br /> <br /> Isaac: took a midterm, man fourier series am I right? was advised against saying half of what I was going to say during exec meeting this weekend, unfortunately the media is trying to censor me.<br /> <br /> Noah: do you have a podcast?<br /> <br /> Isaac: all people with podcasts should combust<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: corn subsidies: 4.25$<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: I have been with my wife for 9 years and I love my wife…is that normal<br /> <br /> Ryan: imp. cmu buildings: posner at tufts<br /> <br /> Kevin: channeling benner: wikipedia: wiki hell<br /> <br /> Isaac: whos got the lingering curse: who?<br /> <br /> Nathan: still ryan I think<br /> <br /> Nathan: imp cmu buildings: MIT also has a kresge auditorium<br /> <br /> Ryan: ah interesting ways of raising money: 80% of modern bank robberies get away and are never caught<br /> <br /> Teddy: how do they know they happened<br /> <br /> Nathan: sealand: jeremy corghan is a noble of sealand<br /> <br /> Teddy: mis wikipedia: all the text that is contained in wikipedia is 142.5 GB, can download on your computer<br /> <br /> Ryan: have a wikipedia on SD card<br /> <br /> Nathan: sealand: actually meant jeremy clarkson<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: who wants orange juice XD<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Ryan has thing, Nathan wants spirit of thing, not fault: long lines at the airport to go back for thanksgiving, delays in every other means of transportation are faul<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to salute ryan for f<br /> <br /> from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24 “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 1 week<br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the solvents committee “to describe interesting solvents and what they can dissolve<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 4$ (1 million dollars) to Nathan, chaired by water<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to force exec to declare this weeks event to be movie night II<br /> <br /> Daniel: we are having movie night II at Kevin’s house<br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to complement kevin’s haircut<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to amend movie night to take a scan of kevin’s head at his house and admire it<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teddy: motion to #define nyehehehe (evil laugh) as a bid 1$ greater than the previous bid<br /> <br /> Julia: #definition or standing rule<br /> <br /> Daniel: would I accept that string, I would, I think that’s fine<br /> <br /> Nathan: I think it’s a pretty good idea<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 1 million dollars (4$) to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund<br /> <br /> Passed, 4$ allocated to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: I cast friendship<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to create a standing rule such that a “nyehehe”(1$ above the previous bid) can be upped by “hehehe” (2$ above the previous bid), “hoohoohoo” (3$ above the previous bid). Hehehe is only valid (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: out of order bun butler: please let me read this, recently he read a poem titled “I am the vole in the hole…”<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to remember the vole together<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate 75$ to Kevin Kluznik’s plaidcash account for the purpose of printing next week’s readme<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to allow me to read a piece of writing which bun butler has written: “guess this is all that is left then, whole place is in ashes….gordon danimals was right, natty was right…just useless as a vole, we’re all useless as voles…stuck under the bed for fifteen minutes…burrito supremes with a side of… I guess that’s one thing to look forward to”<br /> <br /> Nathan: bun butler is creator of r/voles subreddit<br /> <br /> Kevin: who is this?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to allocate 5$ to Kevin Kluznik’s plaid cash account so we can get a little snack<br /> <br /> Julia: you’re going to eat paper?<br /> <br /> Ryan: would be about a pound of paper<br /> <br /> Teddy: cellulose is a common ingredient in many foods<br /> <br /> Kevin: against our bylaws, sorry guys (article I, shall not be operated for personal benefit of any member or individual)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the inuring to the personal despair of members committee “to inure to the personal despair of members”<br /> <br /> Isaac: antiseconded<br /> <br /> Ryan: Isaac will be the first target of the committee<br /> <br /> Tie, That pIassed (Isaac called Daniel Kevin by accident, deciding the vote), sold to Ryan for 3$, chaired by Isaac<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: point of information: is bun butler a real person?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to create a standing rule creating a spell “summon animal companion” such that the chair must share an animal fact after you cast it<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to give isaac 1 spells worth of magic<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to create a burner committee “to use this to have a vote”<br /> <br /> Passed with 1 in favor, 0 abstaining, 0 against<br /> <br /> Sold for 2$ to Ryan, chaired by walter white<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: I cast animal companion<br /> <br /> Daniel: do you know that sea angels eat sea snails by ejecting stomach into tentacles<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah: motion to create a standing rule that exists<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Noah: I cast animal companion<br /> <br /> Daniel: I’ve forgotten all animals, pond skaters walk on water by not disrupting the surface tension of the water<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to create a standing rule such that there is a spell called “summon squid companion”, which when cast, forces the chair to share a splatoon fact<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that if a motion gets no votes in favor, against, or abstaining, it is automatically tabled for 1 week, and the motion becomes magical<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: since we passed that standing rule by acclamation and it had no votes in favor against or abstaining<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to create a standing rule amending the previous standing rule (which defines magical motions) such that it only applies when votes in favor, against, and abstensions are called for<br /> <br /> Passed (on a tie)<br /> <br /> Kevin: I cast summon squid companion<br /> <br /> Daniel: scatter shot starting velocity was buffed 3%, degree of spread was also reduced to keep effective firing range<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah: I cast animal companion<br /> <br /> Daniel: seagulls have wings<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: point of information: it’s possible to make a seagull not have wings<br /> <br /> Savi: point of information: humans are animals so you can give a human fact<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to table daniel so he can go live in the woods so he can live with lots of nice fairies and animals and he can have a nice little house in a tree<br /> <br /> Savi: I feel like you were all breathing during the abstaining part<br /> <br /> Passed, Daniel has been tabled (Teddy is in charge)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah: motion to seafoam green<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that being ejected from the meeting, the tabled individual may sit on a table instead<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: I cast summon squid companion<br /> <br /> Teddy: did you know that squid’s brain is essentially a giant donut, digestive system goes through brain<br /> <br /> Daniel: that’s not splatoon fact<br /> <br /> Teddy: mudmouth is a thing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a new spell titled “the super salute”, the general body must salute the person you cast it against, and the person it’s against loses 5 hitpoints<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: I gotta say by making the only regular way of being magical getting super abstentions, we are making people<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that super abstaining no longer makes you magical<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to create the broken record committee<br /> <br /> Kevin: supersalute daniel<br /> <br /> Noah: friend destroyer daniel<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Teddy: we are the CMU KGB, we do not have an event this week because thanksgiving<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Nathan: cmu philharmonic doing concert at carnegie music hall, mashup of nutcracker suite, gonna be a pretty neat concert, tickets are free for cmu students<br /> <br /> Isaac: grandma is making really good food this week for thanksgiving break<br /> <br /> Daniel: read README<br /> <br /> Nathan: steven neely wants you to make a pie this break<br /> <br /> Ryan: come to pitch meeting saturdays 1117<br /> <br /> Daniel: booth<br /> <br /> Teddy: kage cleaning after break<br /> <br /> Kevin: if you want to read readme I’ll send you a copy (brandishing paper airplane)<br /> <br /> Daniel: come to office cleaning sunday, will get pizza or something<br /> <br /> Daniel: motion to blue<br /> <br /> Nathan: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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