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<p>Created page with &quot;GENERAL BODY MANIFESTATION (special Kage edition) Benner: did things, not a lot of work, ate hotpot, played mahjong NEW PERSON!!!! Ryan: I got a white M&amp;M Luke: gilgamesh,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>GENERAL BODY MANIFESTATION (special Kage edition)<br /> <br /> Benner: did things, not a lot of work, ate hotpot, played mahjong<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON!!!!<br /> <br /> Ryan: I got a white M&amp;M<br /> <br /> Luke: gilgamesh, your/mom, ECE, eighth year student, from minnesota, has a large amount of leghair, has leghair<br /> <br /> Ryan^Teddy: was walking in the hallway, this guy came up and said hi teddy, then nevermind and ran away<br /> <br /> Kevin^Nathan: (playing string instrument motions)<br /> <br /> Julia: I stayed up playing slay the spire until 4am for no reason<br /> <br /> (we’re interrupted by a loud noide)<br /> <br /> Ryan: had a weekend don’t remember<br /> <br /> Luke^Isaac: Hi, I’m Isaac<br /> <br /> Luke^Daniel: a bunch of complaints about housing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Kevin: ad hoc corn subsidies in spirit: 4.35<br /> <br /> Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: there’s also a guy named gates was anybody gonna tell me this<br /> <br /> Kevin: mis fake cmu buildings: gates at stanford but its light themed<br /> <br /> Ryan: ah general body: douglas mcarthur’s corpse<br /> <br /> Kevin: actual corn subsidies: 4.34<br /> <br /> Kevin: wikipedia: planning to disband<br /> <br /> Kevin: wikipedia: needs better glasses<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: user vghfr/essay/cleverdebatetricksthatthewwmfdon’t want you to know<br /> <br /> Ryan: mis wikipedia: duck, duck is the common name<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Julia: I’m not gonna look, not a real meeting<br /> <br /> Kevin: wants spirit of thing, not fault: Benner won’t let me take the thing and take it to california, is fault: the fact that everything for the rest of time forever is your fault if you don’t come to another KGB meeting in the future, also Luke’s nose bleed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Luke: motion to create the monkey business committee “I’m a monkey ooh ooh ah ah”<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to be recognized<br /> <br /> Luke: point of information ooh ooh ah ah<br /> <br /> Kevin: hand just comfortable<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the spooky noise committee “to have a deep respect for the spooky noise”<br /> <br /> Kevin: never heard that noise before this meeting, think its new<br /> <br /> Ryan: I’ve definitely heard it before<br /> <br /> passed, sold for all of the money in Benner’s wallet and all of benner’s ancestors money, chaired by Benner’s oldest ancestor<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke motion to create the eepy committee “I’m such an eepy little guy, I crave the sleeb honk shu mimimi”<br /> <br /> Kevin: have you heard of caffeine<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to purple<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to keep ignoring ryan<br /> <br /> Ryan: I used to think lesbian was blesbian and wanted to know what the L in LGBT was for<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to seafoam purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to seafoam salute benner<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke: motion to create the committee of haunted victorian vibrators<br /> <br /> Luke: antiseconded<br /> <br /> Kevin: antiseconded<br /> <br /> Julia: antiseconded<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke: motion to ask why girls are lesbians and not into me<br /> <br /> Ryan: point of information it’s actually a scientific question why people are not gay<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRAS<br /> <br /> Benner: We r KGB, you should all come to booth, but every single one of you people except Kevin, who is a traitor and is abandoning us is boothing<br /> <br /> Benner: readme publishing a very readme christmas<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Kevin: buy my furniture<br /> <br /> Benner: going to Nathan’s recital, at 6 in 18 minutes, if you’d like to join me to watch a cool trio, viola, harp, possibly a third mystery instrument<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to ultraviolet<br /> <br /> Benner: in order in the sense of how humans visualize it<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to cosmic ray<br /> <br /> Benner: out of order, fascist dictator<br /> <br /> Kevin: motion to establish a communist dictatorship<br /> <br /> Ryan: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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