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<p>Created page with &quot;1/13/25 KGB MEETING OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: went home, killed tank, was late today because assured that meeting would not go over and it did Benner: got quite a lot of lego...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>1/13/25 KGB MEETING<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: went home, killed tank, was late today because assured that meeting would not go over and it did<br /> <br /> Benner: got quite a lot of legos, including chinese new year set with the scroll, the persimmon, and the little gold things<br /> <br /> NEW PEOPLE!!!!<br /> <br /> Danya (lying): elizabeth, sophomore, anthropology, edison, NJ<br /> <br /> Eshaan: Eshaan, short for Eshaan kill yourself, ECE, he/him, not planning to graduate, bumfuckville nowhere, said wooo when came in the door, confused when got attention<br /> <br /> Luke (extremely squeaky lost voice): he’s luke<br /> <br /> Ryan: I’m luke, he/him, 2028, ECE, minneapolis, cannot talk because of fortnight<br /> <br /> Mark: second year music bcsa tech and cs, pleasanton california, slept like 8 hours last night, still feeling bad right now<br /> <br /> Teddy: started work on the booth game, if you want to help give me a discord DM, event: potluck in the porter, A18B, on Saturday, events Saturday until further notice<br /> <br /> Nathan: watched every sharknado film so you don’t have to, ranking: 5 global swarming =best (infinity war ripped them off), 3 oh hell no=really funny they go to space, 6 the last sharknado = they go back in time, 1, 2, 4 the fourth awakens=sucks, boring<br /> <br /> Julia: went to ikea, may have to go to maryland to assemble furniture<br /> <br /> Ryan: cat recognized me<br /> <br /> Isaac: watched too much david lynch, didn’t know how freaky that guy was, had to pause halfway through blue velvet when guy pulled out a gas mask and started calling himself baby, pretty good movie except for that one scene<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: anonymous person who in 2005 every couple of months would change all between to betwixt on the page for fistula for a long time<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: is it unethical to go outside if I’m a very ugly person<br /> <br /> Isaac: mis. wikipedia: The three grand soups of the world is a common term in Japan referring to three types of soup thought to be the best in the world.<br /> <br /> Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: house in iowa<br /> <br /> Eshaan: chess move: E4<br /> <br /> Aresh: thank you for subscribing to animal facts, “Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed”<br /> <br /> Noah: chess moves: C5<br /> <br /> Nathan: monopoly: XXXopoly, railroads=red light districts around the world<br /> <br /> Ryan: solvents: acetone<br /> <br /> Benner: kgwiki: was gonna do a bunch of stuff to the wiki over break, message me if you want to add to the wiki, bennerr on discord<br /> <br /> Luke: me<br /> <br /> Eshaan: chess moves: C6<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah the largest collection of silly wizard names ever: under evil female: cinder spire<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: why doesn’t calculus 9 exist (Nathan gets emails from quora which are mostly related to calculus)<br /> <br /> Aresh: quora response: calculus 9 is measurement and integration<br /> <br /> Eshaan: apologetic chess: D3<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah news with nicole hubers: incomprehensible words? from KGB spam email<br /> <br /> Noah: ah chess: knight C6<br /> <br /> Luke: pronoun stealing: I just took your pronouns<br /> <br /> Gavin: day committee: today is korean american days<br /> <br /> Benner: please get to new business committee<br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner has thing, Eshaan wants thing, not fault: 9/11, is fault: all other tradgedies<br /> <br /> from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the am I still gay committee purp: “I take ADHD meds which are a controlled substance, once a semester have to go to cmu doctor, every time I go she asks me if I’m addicted, but also, asks me if I’m still gay every time. She’s not even homophobic about it, have an appointment for friday, taking bets on if she asks me if I’m still gay.”<br /> <br /> Luke: if you were a worm would you still be gay<br /> <br /> Benner: If I were a worm I wouldn’t know what being gay is<br /> <br /> Noah: point of information: if your spirit goes into the body of the worm<br /> <br /> Gavin: pass by acclamation<br /> <br /> Ryan: wikipedia: list of animals with homosexual behavior: gut worms<br /> <br /> Passed, been created, sold to Teddy for 32$, chaired by the doctor, I guess, I don’t know<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the I didn’t think of a name I just wanted to donate money<br /> <br /> Julia: motion to fail by acclamation (come up with a better joke)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the yakuza committee “I am going to finish every yakuza game, it’s become my life purpose. preferably before the new one comes out will report on my completion of the games and/or my thoughts on them”<br /> <br /> Eshaan: what if you fail<br /> <br /> Benner: you can kill me<br /> <br /> Gavin: completion of main storyline or full completion?<br /> <br /> Danya: what inspired you, was it Jacob Geller<br /> <br /> Benner: actually wasn’t, think they were good for a while, they were on sale over the winter steam sale<br /> <br /> Ryan: point of information: if the deadline for completion is unspecified, can only fail if you die, then can’t be killed<br /> <br /> Benner: in 20 years, if I have not completed all the currently existing yakuza games, you<br /> <br /> Luke: do the yakuza games change your feelings on whether or not you’re still gay?<br /> <br /> Benner: have to complete them and see<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for a million dollars (4$) to Benner, chaired by, kiryu yakuza<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create the kill benner committee “kill benner”<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to table for 20 years<br /> <br /> Luke: point of information: can we put a tracker tag on benner<br /> <br /> Eshaan: can let people decline though<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 20 years<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to #define hehehe to if the previous bid was nyeh heh heh I want to raise the bid by 1, otherwise I want people to call me mean things<br /> <br /> A discussion of how this works<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to table for 1 week so we can think about it<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to allocate 10$ to Kevin’s discretionary nuke fund, to be spent under the condition that he returns to campus<br /> <br /> passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to create a new spell called neptune’s curse such that everyone else must speak like they are under water until another spell is passed<br /> <br /> Nathan: it’s too slow to cast a spell<br /> <br /> Benner: it’s actually pretty easy to stop if you have bronchitis<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to amend such that it lasts 30 seconds, friendly been changed<br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to amend such that if 30 seconds pass or fake death<br /> <br /> final motion:<br /> <br /> motion to create a new spell called neptune’s curse such that everyone else must speak like they are under water until 30 seconds have passed, or fake death via drowning<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke: motion to create the [inaudible] committee “stick fork in toaster spark spark boom boom ”<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to recall who had the lingering curse last<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a spell called the pronoun swap spell, once you cast the spell you swap pronouns with them<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gavin: move to create a standing rule such that no one is allowed to respond to luke until his voice returns to normal, stern glare ok<br /> <br /> passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: cast neptunes curse<br /> <br /> Eshaan: motion to create a standing rule such that ifndef, only defines if has not been defined,<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to go back in time and kill dennis ritchie<br /> <br /> Daniel: I killed it by executive fiat<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the audible committee (unseconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRAS<br /> <br /> Teddy: event: potluck<br /> <br /> Daniel: join at cmukgb.org/discord<br /> <br /> Daniel: readme happening wednesday<br /> <br /> Kevin: Printing folding and distribution Tuesday at 6pm, meeting in cluster<br /> <br /> Daniel: wednesday 6pm at the KAGE at cmukgb.org/kage to see where, if you want to learn how to use power tools and chop wood with it come on wednesday.<br /> <br /> Luke: can show up for half of it<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Luke: please stop ignoring me I’m special<br /> <br /> Benner: if you or anyone you know is in the RPG writing class, please drop it, can’t declare a game design minor without it, 8th on the waitlist<br /> <br /> Aresh: pregame the potluck in the porter, cyert hall, can run for computer club office, even if you don’t know what it is<br /> <br /> Teddy: making a 3D game for booth in Unity, will probably need more than 1 person, if you know about unity or blendr modelling, dm me<br /> <br /> Luke: january 6th half birthday, declaring today is birthday<br /> <br /> Benner: seafoam green<br /> <br /> Gavin: really purple<br /> <br /> Ryan: the color of blueberries according to people who think there is no fruit<br /> <br /> Noah: antipurple<br /> <br /> Benner: the point on the color wheel directly in between seafoam green and purple<br /> <br /> Kevin: not quite purple<br /> <br /> Ryan: did you know you can just say any thing and put purple at the end and it becomes purple purple<br /> <br /> Teddy: definitely not purple<br /> <br /> Benner: purple(?)<br /> <br /> Aresh: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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