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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: got chipotle in person Benner: gave so many tours to so many people, officially a junior staffwriter at the tartan Benner^Teddy: I have a scooter ya...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: got chipotle in person<br /> <br /> Benner: gave so many tours to so many people, officially a junior staffwriter at the tartan<br /> <br /> Benner^Teddy: I have a scooter yay!!! we have an event: presentation night!!!<br /> <br /> Nathan: had fun at the readme social,<br /> <br /> Julia: learned very obvious lesson of don’t drink caffeine at night<br /> <br /> Ryan: stayed up 48hours straight for tartan hacks<br /> <br /> Isaac: danced, got raptured, threw up, danced some more<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Nathan: paper airplane committee: the hammer<br /> <br /> Benner: corn subsidies: 4.92, corn prices are crazy right now<br /> <br /> Claire: height of benner: 5’10”<br /> <br /> Savi: mis quora: what are some of the bad words in tamil?<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia:submitted by claire: wikimedia commons: gif for how you’re supposed to fold the ohio flag<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: how badly does your child need to misbehave for you to intentionally feed them a poop sausage?<br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning: rocketleague: slowest goal<br /> <br /> Aresh: animla facts: [monkey noises]<br /> <br /> Benner: hivemind: I want to kill the prime minister of the united kingdom world space mexico pretty space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name<br /> <br /> Ryan: solvents: heaviest water<br /> <br /> Isaac: point of information: wait no it was this was important aw man I’m sorry<br /> <br /> Benner: youtube: sushi (no capitals)<br /> <br /> Claire: fake youtube: sushi capitals<br /> <br /> Benner: KGWiki: I added spellbook and magic hands, shoutout to Kevin for adding to wiki even after his untimely demise<br /> <br /> Isaac: the lingering curse committee would like to bestow itself upon noah (for sharing the same name as my ex)<br /> <br /> Noah: cmon<br /> <br /> Nathan: weird monopoly: woot!opoly, I’m struggling to understand what the theme is, tokens include woot!monkey, woot!logo, bag of crap<br /> <br /> Ryan: pouring kool aid in water supply: seen allegheny, one step closer<br /> <br /> Noah: planetary defense: meteor<br /> <br /> Claire: fake broken record committee: doesn’t want to report anything<br /> <br /> Noah: the broken record the br the b<br /> <br /> Benner: hissing<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Ryan has the thing, nathan wants thing, not fault:any mistakes he makes during the recital, is fault: every other mistake in anyone else’s presentation<br /> <br /> from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25, 1/20/25, 1/27/25, 2/3/25: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Nathan: I need everyone’s support in this, if no one raises their hand we can table the motion<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 1 week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> from 2/3/25: motion to create a standing rule creating a new spell “culinary sabotage” when you identify an instance of any food item that food item becomes inedible, this must be used on bowl food<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to amend such that the bowl food requirement is deleted<br /> <br /> Failed, not amended<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create the I was gonna create a committee but I don’t remember what its called, “I’ll remember the original one eventually”<br /> <br /> Benner: summon squid companion<br /> <br /> Daniel: cannons in salmon run only use one state of flight instead of 3<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 22$ to Claire, chaired by Benner<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to amend standing rule 71 such that in order to get high fived with the magical hand and become magical someone else must be holding the hand (can’t high five yourself)<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 69$ and 420 cents to this week’s event for sippy sips and nummy nums<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the mayo clinic committee “to amass more power and build more parking lots”<br /> <br /> Savi: amend mayo clinic to mustard clinic (not friendly, not amended)<br /> <br /> Claire: motion to amend to install a facist dictator in rochester minnesota<br /> <br /> Passed, been created, sold for 10$ to Claire, chaired by “myself”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to #define “2 million” to “seven”<br /> <br /> Ryan: giving this 1 million big booms<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion #define “guns and drugs” to “sippy sips and nummy nums”<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 2 million [7] more dollars for guns and drugs [sippy sips and nummy nums] for this weeks event<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocate<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: national day: national clean out your computer day, delete pesky windows 32<br /> <br /> Ryan: pronoun swap on myself, I’m now him/he<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah: motion to nap time<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: floor is lava: the floor is now lava<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 100$ to the exec discretionary fund<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to make a standing rule such that if you are holding the magic hand and are magical, you can cast two spells back to back<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that you can shout he/she/they are/is a witch and for 1 minute that person cannot cast spells or they die<br /> <br /> passed, we now have witch trials<br /> <br /> Isaac: short term friendship on daniel.<br /> <br /> Ryan: he’s a witch<br /> <br /> Isaac: friend destroyer daniel<br /> <br /> Benner: mob justice<br /> <br /> Passed, daniel ejected<br /> <br /> Benner: laptop destroyer daniel<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to purple with a little bit of green mixed into it<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to amend standing rule 80 such that you can only accuse someone of witchcraft if you have the antimagical hand<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to change the voting system [unseconded]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Claire: motion to create the claire color committee purp: “I say a color”<br /> <br /> Aresh: how could you expect to do that when clear means transparent<br /> <br /> Nathan: summon animal companion<br /> <br /> Daniel: barrel eyed fish have top of head transparent<br /> <br /> Passed, sold for 13$ double or nothing to Ryan (0$)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Aresh: motion to #define fizz as one more than the current bid (1$ higher than the last bid that was called out) as long as the current bid is both a multiple of 3 and not a multiple of 5<br /> <br /> Julia: how does this deal with cents<br /> <br /> Aresh: only works if last bid is integer<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRAS<br /> <br /> Benner: presentation night, go to slides go, some really bad and some really good templates, go to CFA kresge theater at 7 to see Nathan’s presentation<br /> <br /> Nathan: probably show up a bit before that<br /> <br /> Daniel: Booth: saturdays and wednesdays<br /> <br /> Daniel: Readme this wednesday, looking for people to join nom com, message Julia if you’re interested<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Benner:<br /> <br /> Savi: I need like 2 more CIT people to sign student senate<br /> <br /> Benner: I need a roommate please please please please please if you know someone who is cool and wants to live in fairfax, roommate left me for a chi o, would like to stay in fairfax<br /> <br /> Nathan: gitfo<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: 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