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OFFICER REPORTS

Daniel: went ice skating, was really sore, kevin kluznik taught me a physiotherapy exercise for lower back soreness

Benner: oh go oh god oh god why why why oh god oh god

NEW PEOPLE!!!

Alex, class of 2028 freshman, mechanical and biomedical engineering, live in donner dorm, he/him, from sunny los angeles, when I was maybe 12 I discovered that on command I can make my vision blurry, can voluntarily breathe

Abigail, class of 2028 freshman, majoring in Engineering and Robotics, from bridgewater, NJ, has 4 limbs

Teddy: make sharks explode in game, movie night, friday, MMA14, 7pm

Nathan: I went ice skating, fell twice, somehow fucked up right wrist, scraped knee, ice skate ripped up entire foot

Julia: I helped paint a shark and a laser

Ryan: spent too much time pondering horrors, not enough doing homework

Isaac: went ice skating, danced, learned a little bit about love, tucked friend into bed with help of two other friends, told him a good night story which was more of a riddle, food for thought you know, saw the sunrise, woke up at 4pm, missed exec meeting

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Nathan: sealand: got the picture frame for the deed we got months ago

Benner: the JUICE robot, looking up just shows me pictures of robots made of juice boxes

Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: there’s a porter hall somewhere, I forgot where

Luke: ah committee of silly little guys

Luke: committee of ad hoc gaslighters

Ryan: ah struct: you’re now a data type

Nathan: paper airplane: this paper airplane fucking sucks

Benner: good youtube: NEVER GIVE UP YOUR WAAAAAY

Teddy: booth: please come to booth builds

Isaac: mis good youtube: pricemaster, meowmix, I will open your box of darkness, man with long hands

Benner: speedrunner: clustertruck, category for a jumpless run, play the game all about jumping without jumping, 1 2hours 41mins, another 1hour 12 mins

Luke: ah benner has ruined my steam recommended: pirate yakuza

Ryan: solvents: hexane

Nathan: quora: is it ok to eat over 39 pounds of mulch a day?

Isaac: ah answers: yes

Teddy: corn subsidies: $4.83

Benner: hivemind: i have killed the president of the united mexico space mexico tequila your own name your own name tequila space mexico penis end report

Nathan: weird monopoly: 3 post office editions

Luke: ah I just peed my pants

Isaac: lingering curse: Luke’s got it now, as punishment for that committee

Benner: wikipedia: list of unusual units of measurement, including nipple (4 bits of information), bannana equivalent dose, microfortnight, double decker bus (describing the size of a sewer collapse), horse (horse racing length), hammer unit (valve)

Nathan: my quora digest recently has been around 80% italian cuisine

Ryan: ah infinite recursion: ah infinite recursion

Alex: terminate program:

Ryan: error

Teddy: I didn’t know we were still in old business:

Nathan: committee:

Ryan: purple:

OLD BUSINESS

Savi has thing, Ryan would like thing, not fault: sleeping through all my classes, is fault

from 3/25/24, 4/15/24, 8/26/24, 9/23/24, 11/4/24, 11/25/24, 12/2/24, 1/13/25, 1/20/25, 1/27/25, 2/3/25, 2/10/25, 2/17/25: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week”

Benner: motion to table for 1 week

Passed, been tabled

from 2/17/25: motion to create the I love old business committee purp: making julia say that she loves old business

Benner: I love old business

Luke: should have a stipulation that every monday at 5:30pm Julia has to say I love old business

Nathan: point of information: she said it: yipee

Passed, sold for 10$ to Julia, disbanded

from 2/17/25: motion to create the chaired the chaired uh motion to create the chair uh ah shit whats the word for it whats the word for group, club, chair organization committee, sorry whole lotta stress looking at your eyes aw man ever since yeah, I’m sorry. Motion to create the chair committee, my feelings towards you are completely platonic this is not in the description nor the title, to be tabled so the table that we have some chairs to go with the table that we already have

Nathan: motion to pass by acclamation

Julia: cantrip: reset (increasing my debt to the KGB by 1$)

Passed, sold for 8$ to Ryan, chaired by committee name

Teddy: motion to create spell: TLDR which must be directed at another member such that for 10 minutes that person cannot make statements longer than 10 words

Isaac: motion to amend that if you break the rule or die, it ends the effect (breaking the rule sets you to 0hp)

Final motion: motion to create spell: TLDR which must be directed at another member such that for 10 minutes that person cannot make statements longer than 10 words. if you break the 10 word rule or die, it ends the effect (breaking the rule sets you to 0hp)

Ryan: motion to create a cantrip shut the fuck up Luke such that we do a 3, 2, 1 count down and then say shut the fuck up Luke, and Luke loses 10hp

Passed

Luke: motion to consider the frog a member of KGB

Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that the frog is a member of the general body of the KGB

Benner: motion to amend such that the frog is not considered a person unless he pays dues

Passed, been amended

Nathan: motion to salute Daniel for fucking it up (he didn’t say abstensions first)

Luke: fuck you fuck you (fuck you), fuck you! fuck you?

Aresh: motion to do 97.6 pts of damage

Isaac: motion to amend such that this applies to all amphibious resembling creatures (not humans)

Teddy: motion to amend such that in order to vote on motions the amphibious creature has to raise hand by its own volition

Alex: point of information: how do we consider that this changes if the creature is mechatronics powered but externally controlled

Teddy: still counts, if you make a robot frog you should get one vote

Been amended

Final motion: motion to create a standing rule such that the frog is a member of the general body of the KGB. the frog is not considered a person unless he pays dues. this applies to all amphibious resembling creatures (not humans). in order to vote on motions the amphibious creature has to raise hand by its own volition.

Passed

Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that if you are in possession of the antimagical hand, you are antimagical

Ryan: we need to create more mechanisms by which the hand will change hands

Savi: if Ryan has hand in backpack is he in possession?

Passed

Ryan: motion to create the gazorching committee, “to gazorch”

Nathan: I cast mage hand.

Julia: motion to allocate 70$ for guns and drugs (sippy sips and nummy nums) for this week’s event

Ryan: amend to 69$ 420c

Passed, been allocated

Benner: motion to create the should I skip my class committee, need to do math homework, need to call friend at 9:30, do I skip my class, or do I do my homework in class, or do I just die

Alex: what is the class

Benner: the class is black italy, I get psychic damage from people being bad at analyzing writing, also I did the movie I had to watch, so

Merlin: is it mandatory attendance

Benner: yeah, but I technically still have 2 of my 3 skips

Benner: if you want me to skip pass it, if you want me to not skip fail it, I will take this into account

Tied, Daniel failed it

Ryan: motion to create a spell called handheld gaming where the two people holding the hands (must be distinct) have to play tic tac toe, taking no more than 1 minute, the person who loses must give the hand to someone who was not in possession of the hand

Nathan: motion to amend such that rock paper scissors instead of tic tac toe

Passed, been amended

Passed

Teddy: motion to create a cantrip called cactus is really tasty, that causes the user loses 5 hp

Passed

Ryan: motion to create cantrip called nooo don’t kill yourself aha you’re so sexy such that you can use it if someone is repeatedly taking damage using the previous standing rule, prevents them from taking damage for 1 minute

Passed

RRAS

Daniel: dues, booth, wednesday, saturday, sunday, discord and instagram

Teddy: movie night, Friday 7pm, MMA14, vote for voting, vote for movie, watch movie

Daniel: Readme printing tomorrow, coming out wednesday

SCHMUCKS

Savi: I forgot. motion to purple

Ryan: CMU democrats doing political career workshop in UC Wright at 7pm, show up and get a job

Nathan: Thursday at 8pm, come see CMU Philharmonic

Benner: Kiltie band concert was last week, if you didn’t see it then you’re a loser and lame, football players barked at us, it’s like a sign of respect.

Alex: tartan wind ensemble is having several performances in late march, one of them is at scotty con, will have video game medley of undertale, howls moving castle, touhou music

Teddy: the game for this booth will be on motion tracked footage of CMU, would be cool if there were extras to run around and look scared, plan is to film it during spring break, or alternatively at like 6am, please fill out when2meet to let me know when2meet

Benner: women’s basketball game saturday at 1pm

Teddy: if you’re looking for off campus housing let me know, I need a third roommate.

Benner: motion to the color that is equally seafoam green and purple

Nathan: opposite of anti-purple

Noah: seafoam green purple

Savi: 1 nm in the visible light spectrum

Alex: lucious egg custard

Ryan: motion to a dress that looks purple or seafoam green to different people

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