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<p>Created page with &quot;OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: mostly here for the first half of spring break, went back to NY botanical garden, the orchid show is falling off unfortunately Benner: very strange d...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: mostly here for the first half of spring break, went back to NY botanical garden, the orchid show is falling off unfortunately<br /> <br /> Benner: very strange dream last night, also I on Saturday will be competing in this olympiad thing that Pitt hosts, have to be able to do kind of a lot of stuff for that, we’ll see how that goes<br /> <br /> NEW PERSON!!!<br /> <br /> Ethan, he/him, rockford, illinois, psychology major, junior, got lied to that someone else was from rockford in the discord<br /> <br /> Nathan^Teddy: worked on the booth game, filmed, come play capture the flag in wean and doherty with stuff, we will be serving free pie<br /> <br /> Nathan: went skiing for a bit, last 2 days, got 4 hours of sleep 2 days in a row<br /> <br /> Julia: soup dumplings, pizza, magic<br /> <br /> Ryan: ansys flooded<br /> <br /> Isaac: went to omegamart, got some cool stuff, you have no idea what's in store for you<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning: twilight princess, category extensions, have to obtain any sword, obtain hawkeye, obtain and keep an oku, fire a cannon, open a chest with 100+ rubies, enter<br /> <br /> Julia: nominating committee: election<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: do real rizzlers that actually have girls call themselves rizzlers?<br /> <br /> Ryan: solvents: ethanol<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: waffle house index, index based on wafflehouses and whether or not they’re closed during natural disasters<br /> <br /> savi: ah call for a good time: CMU PD non-emergency number<br /> <br /> Nathan: paper airplane<br /> <br /> Ryan: mis ah call for a good time: should not call to say just<br /> <br /> Nathan: hivemind: i have feeling bad today about killing the president of the united arab emirates because I also want to eat the president of the united kingdom space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name<br /> <br /> Nathan: corn: 4.58<br /> <br /> Gavin: good news: weather’s pretty good, in california it’s awful<br /> <br /> Benner: youtube: mcdonald’s in the pentagon (Ska version)<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah hoagie: new movie called hoagie coming out<br /> <br /> Tali: ah poorly designed baseball hats: teTas<br /> <br /> Isaac: lingering curse: aresh now has the lingering curse<br /> <br /> Gavin: national day: national napping day<br /> <br /> Ryan: fizz buzz: we did it<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: if everyone farted at the same time would the world explode?<br /> <br /> Aresh: animal facts: zookeepers show pandas panda porn to get them to mate in captivity<br /> <br /> Isaac: mis good youtube: video pricemaster<br /> <br /> Noah: ah asteroid: 1 in 1099 thousand, 7% chance of hitting the moon<br /> <br /> Savi: ah lunar eclipse watching: at 3am on friday morning, you might be able to see a total lunar eclipse depending on weather<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Julia: “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week&quot;<br /> <br /> Nathan: table for one week<br /> <br /> Passsed, been tabled<br /> <br /> Ryan has the thing, Savi wants the thing, not fault flooding in ansys b, is fault: not flooding this week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NEW BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to create the itch.io gaming committee with purpose “I love itchio, itch.io, there’s some really good stuff on it, there’s some really strange stuff on it, had to go on it for rpg class, found some pretty awesome role playing games in addition to pretty awesome video games I already had and I really want to share them with people so please, please, please sorry for making you write so much”<br /> <br /> Passed, been created, sold for 13$ to Benner, chaired by “me, fuck you guys”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to create a standing rule such that if you are antimagical you cannot be effected by magic (all spells and cantrips)<br /> <br /> Benner: squid companion<br /> <br /> Nathan: in the model of cohogs (large salmon enemy in game) there is a little shrimp in their backpocket<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 169$ and 420 cents for guns and drugs (sippys sips and nummy nums) for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create a cantrip called -d M that causes chair to list all #defines (not seconded)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac: motion to create a stranding rule to put on the trailer for hoagie in the background for the rest of the meeting<br /> <br /> Gavin: short term friendship<br /> <br /> Passed, we will now ha<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: motion to purple<br /> <br /> Benner: motion to seafoam green<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to the color of Benner’s hat<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to allocate 25$ to buy snacks for next week’s meeting (but the snacks must be edible chalk), or estrogen<br /> <br /> Passed, been allocated<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan: motion<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner: mo<br /> <br /> RRAS<br /> <br /> Daniel: booth builds, wednesday, saturday, and sunday, also have readme coming out this week, we are going to be cancelled unfortunately (it’s the passover issue)<br /> <br /> Daniel: feel free to come to CTFWS, we will have pie<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Savi: support the KGB takeover of CMU student senate in CIT<br /> <br /> Gavin: readme TV, look if you believe in something hard enough, and through the power of friendship and teamwork, look I’m just saying anything could happen<br /> <br /> Isaac: clarification: ReadME jewish edition is only being written by Jewish people (and Benner)<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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