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<p>Created page with &quot;Meeting delayed due to eating crepes and cultural food sponsored by Senate As of 5:36 pm quorum has not been reached As of 5:38 we still have not reached quorum but we are l...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Meeting delayed due to eating crepes and cultural food sponsored by Senate<br /> <br /> As of 5:36 pm quorum has not been reached<br /> <br /> As of 5:38 we still have not reached quorum but we are lecturing Luke on not being antisemitic<br /> <br /> As of 5:38 Isaac has arrived and we have reached quorum!<br /> <br /> Let’s have a meeting<br /> <br /> Daniel- had weekend, worked on booth<br /> <br /> Benner- played a lot of minecraft, thought she would do a lot of work, dealt with a Dilemma<br /> <br /> Teddy- absent, Luke would like to be Teddy, he is not a teddy bear, Luke messed up report<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> EVENT- this friday, 3pm, Kage, come when you get out of class, moving on to midway, BOOF, we will have a Uhaul<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Nathan- absent, Benner as nathan, has the plague, doing so much physics and viola and it is taking years/decades off of my lifespan, did eurhythmics and it was pretty cool<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You should submit to Pravda! ngaynor@andrew.cmu.edu or corsec@cmukgb.org<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia- absent, Savi- julia in thailand, fill out attendance<br /> <br /> Ryan- found out about Alpha ro ro, four friends, pirates, one is in the KGB server, if you wanna be a pirate let Ryan know<br /> <br /> We open fire<br /> <br /> Ryan forgets ceasefire<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> You need to pay dues now if you want to vote or run for things!!!!!! Or get a discount on booth shirt<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Isaac- had crabs that ran and did somethin else, dressed like a hot girl and showed up to readme social<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Committee Reports<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> YT- evangelion opening [paint versions]<br /> <br /> Solvents- nathan sent a reel, ryan didn’t watch it, we watch it now, water is a solvent, dissolves anything, no benefit to water<br /> <br /> Benner reparations- Luke gave one marshmallow, does not repare<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> NomCom-<br /> <br /> Ryan noms himself for Pres<br /> <br /> Tali withdraws from S@A<br /> <br /> Daniel noms Tali for S@A- Tali rejects<br /> <br /> Ryan noms Gavin for S@A- out of order<br /> <br /> Luke noms Abigail for Pres- out of order<br /> <br /> Noah noms himself for S@A- accepts<br /> <br /> Daniel noms himself for 2VP- accepts<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Missed connections- savi report<br /> <br /> Misappropriated missed connections- luke report<br /> <br /> Wikipedia- Flemish secession hoax took 2 years to plan, very interesting hoax, too long to write down, widespread alarm<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Danya enters and votes on “was rtosh present on jan 6 2021”, “kgb hates homunculi” and “is isaac real”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Fucked up name- fergus on the fence, we feel bad, we shouldn’t<br /> <br /> Speedrunning- angry birds classic, world rec, 14:19<br /> <br /> Natl day- cheesecake day!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Old business<br /> <br /> Isaac has thing, luke wants, 9/11 not his fault, everything else is<br /> <br /> Motion to delay new business, tabled, passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke tries to pass motions, we anti second<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Benner requests high five<br /> <br /> Ryan, motion for a cool crisp high five, approved<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Danya- motion to refer to minnesota as east iowa or west michigan in all official comm in gbm- standing rule<br /> <br /> Passed by acc, objection, call to question, all remaining hands taken, luke tries filibuster, passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke- motion to pound define long island as short island- anti seconded<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah- pound define new york as new amsterdam, passed by acc<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke- being weird again<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Noah casts friend destroyer on luke<br /> <br /> Luke- motion to give someone else thing cause it’s ominous<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Broken record comm-<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Hivemind- out of order kill luke gavin end space mexico tequila your own name x3 end report<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Recsec has discretion over hivemind<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Motion to allocate $69 and $420 for guns and drugs for move on<br /> <br /> Remaining hands taken, motion passed by acc<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Treasurer- we are actually really rich, have a mansion somewhere fancy<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke- comm to apologize to people, then he gets weird about it<br /> <br /> Motion failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan- motion to create gavin discretionary fund comm, to purchase gavin related items, not violating bylaws<br /> <br /> Benner- amend to purchase gavin based enrichment activities, motion unfriendly, strong motion<br /> <br /> Amendment passed<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> Auction-<br /> <br /> 1<br /> <br /> 2 million<br /> <br /> 8<br /> <br /> Fizz dbl or 0<br /> <br /> 11<br /> <br /> Fizz dbl or 0<br /> <br /> 13<br /> <br /> Fizzbuzz dbl or 0<br /> <br /> 16<br /> <br /> 17<br /> <br /> 18<br /> <br /> 19<br /> <br /> 20<br /> <br /> Fizz dbl or 0<br /> <br /> 22<br /> <br /> 23<br /> <br /> 24<br /> <br /> 25 dbl or 0<br /> <br /> 26<br /> <br /> Fizz dbl or 0<br /> <br /> Has ryan embezzled??<br /> <br /> 28<br /> <br /> 29 dbl or 0<br /> <br /> 30<br /> <br /> 31<br /> <br /> 32- sold to Mihir- had no idea what he was bidding on<br /> <br /> Chair of committee- Luke (coin flip) (gavin will be tormented for the rest of time)<br /> <br /> Benner- motion to purple (3rd time)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Luke- motion anti seconded, objected to<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan- motion to allocate 15 bucks to gavin enrichment comm<br /> <br /> Motion passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Real relevant announcements<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Hello we cmu kgb thank for coming sorry it ran late<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> For the next two weeks- BOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> Build house, use power tools, unwind, kids love game, except structural judge b. We hope structural judge b’s family finds the body<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Move on is at 6, everything needs to be in Uhaul by then, show up at 3 or as early as possible, we need lots of hands!!!<br /> <br /> Form will be sent out with time commitments, we expect you to dedicate time if you signed up yes to do booth way back when<br /> <br /> If you haven’t messaged Daniel or Jonathan yet to be a booth builder, you can still for a small fee!<br /> <br /> Booth will be cool!<br /> <br /> Booth shirts- design finalized, 15 for dues paying members, 20 for non dues paying members, shark going thru you, back is the tail, thank you Merlin for the amazing design<br /> <br /> We will eat some loss on the shirts<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Readme out on wednesday!! Pls show up for distribution tuesday night @ 6!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Sigbovik- April 4, 5pm, Rashid Auditorium, Hillman Center, you may learn stuff about CS! Super funny, super cool, don’t need to understand CS!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SDC pushing- booooooooooo (satanic devil cult) dm Abigail if you want to push, need more women pushers<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> CMU Dems- HOT ONES YOU SHOULD COME!!!! Climate themed, March 27, 7pm, Danforth<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> First day of carnival, next thursday, April 3rd, Kiltie Band concert, must go otherwise benner will hate you forever<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jewish folks- Chabad meals that you can use your meal block on<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Motion to the color slightly lower energy than UV in order<br /> <br /> Motion to red- ooo<br /> <br /> Motion to red and blue- in order<br /> <br /> Seafoam green- ooo<br /> <br /> US flag in a blender and other funny things- in order if you cross your eyes really hard<br /> <br /> Tali’s sweater- in order<br /> <br /> Luke’s pants- ooo<br /> <br /> Halloween- ooo<br /> <br /> GTFO!!!!!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [minutes courtesy of sbhat]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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