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<p>Created page with &quot;Daniel: did a lot of booth Benner: has many things to say about UHS, such as, why do they make me go talk to them every 3 months to get my medication, they ask me if I’m go...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Daniel: did a lot of booth<br /> <br /> Benner: has many things to say about UHS, such as, why do they make me go talk to them every 3 months to get my medication, they ask me if I’m good? and I say I’m god. then they ask if I’m still gay. It’s stressful, and it always happens when I am the most stressed, Saturdays they’re only open 10-2, then they still close 12-12:45 for cleaning. Exam is over.<br /> <br /> Gavin^Teddy: I probably did a non-zero amount of booth, making the fuck out of this really cool game, event: defectors party, Noon, Saturday<br /> <br /> Benner^Nathan: I am Nathan. Viola<br /> <br /> Julia: complaining about GCP colab being deprecated<br /> <br /> Ryan: didn’t think would have to migrate everything to KGB server, surprised Luke hasn’t yelled at me more<br /> <br /> Ryan^Isaac: I’m doing the coolest little dance you’ve seen, absolutely busting it down sexual style<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> OLD BUSINESS<br /> <br /> Benner wants spirit of thing<br /> <br /> “delay new business” committee with purpose “to be tabled for one week&quot;<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to table for 1 week<br /> <br /> Passed, been tabled for 1 week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> COMMITTTEE REPORTS<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: sending stamps to space<br /> <br /> Gavin: ah intercollegiate welfare check: purdue has been wiped off the map<br /> <br /> Ryan: mis is Benner gay: is benner gay?<br /> <br /> Benner: won’t know until thursday<br /> <br /> Benner: good youtube videos: daniel you’ve gotta read this one<br /> <br /> Daniel: it’s in Japanese, I can’t read Japanese<br /> <br /> Benner: [puts it into google translate]<br /> <br /> Daniel: seikaku tokubetsu eizo – something like that<br /> <br /> Gavin: national day: national bunsen burner day<br /> <br /> Benner: speedrunning: metalgear solid 2: cig %, complete the game while having a cigarette equipped whenever possible, 1 submission, 1hour 40 mins<br /> <br /> Ryan: solvents: solvents on midway for brush cleaning<br /> <br /> Savi: ah random facts: bunsen burners are what got me into chemistry and chemical engineering<br /> <br /> Benner: thank you for subscribing to animal facts [plays audio of bird peeping] (video called meep, shrug)<br /> <br /> Gavin: point of information on metalgear solid cigarettes<br /> <br /> Ryan: ah cool google sheets formula: it creates a nice table showing paid and unpaid debts, someone put benners andrew id in wrong<br /> <br /> Benner: ah Benner has to leave for kiltie band: I have to leave for kiltie band, you guys should come to the performance, 3:30<br /> <br /> Julia: nominating committee<br /> <br /> Noah: hiveming: oh no not again did you pay dues already that’s a lot of words end report damn<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to the wean hall 5 bathroom sign<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to allocate 2million$ to the having 2 million dollars fund<br /> <br /> [Ryan takes a phonecall from chem lab partner on speaker while we all listen in - most of it is indistinguishable]<br /> <br /> Mihir: can you tell Adi I say hi<br /> <br /> Ryan: also Adi says hi<br /> <br /> Ryan: Adi says how are you<br /> <br /> Mihir: tell him I say good how are you?<br /> <br /> Gavin: ask reddit<br /> <br /> Julia: I’m against big government spending, we should not allocate 2 million dollars to the 2 million dollars fund<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Gavin: askreddit: have you ever seen a corpse in real life, how was it?<br /> <br /> Noah: mis quora: what’s the first thing wives do when they get home from cheating on their husbands?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Mihir: motion to complain about a video game I played the other day<br /> <br /> Mihir: playing shindragami (fish) nocturne, got stuck in an encounter with an enemy lost like an hour of progress.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to create a standing rule such that the question has been called<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Julia: motion to create a standing rule such that you can second your own motion and it works unless the chair calls you out on it<br /> <br /> Passed, been stood<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: pay your dues, booth, defectors party<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SCHMUCKS<br /> <br /> Julia: booth party Friday night<br /> <br /> Gavin: pleeeeease come to sigbovik on Friday at 5pm<br /> <br /> Ryan: CMU democrats debating Republicans<br /> <br /> Ryan: motion to the color of orange if your eyes were deeply fucked up and worked in backwards<br /> <br /> Gavin: motion to the color that everyone else says is purple but I’m certain its not purple<br /> <br /> Noah: motion to blue<br /> <br /> Mihir: motion to the color of slightly burned chocolate chip cookies<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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