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<p>Created page with &quot;MEETING 4/7/25 (FIRST HALF) OFFICER REPORTS Daniel: had a spring carnival, didn’t plan classes for next semester until like midnight, woke up at 8:14, went to sleep, then...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MEETING 4/7/25 (FIRST HALF)<br /> <br /> OFFICER REPORTS<br /> <br /> Daniel: had a spring carnival, didn’t plan classes for next semester until like midnight, woke up at 8:14, went to sleep, then registered for classes<br /> <br /> Benner: so fucking tired, just kill me you don’t have to write that part down, stopped everything during booth, have to do everything again, missed 2 tours today since so tired from teardown, also lost debit card, wanted to get something from the vending machine, fumbled debit card into the gap between floor and the elevator, bought wrong thing from the vending machine, it’s been a rough 24 hours not gonna lie<br /> <br /> Teddy: booth happened, booth is over, I’m free<br /> <br /> Nathan: Booth booth booth booth booth<br /> <br /> Julia: boothed, house cleaner after throwing a party than before<br /> <br /> Ryan: helped with teardown after sleeping in cluster, slept like 14 hours today<br /> <br /> Isaac: carnivalled a little too close to the sun, slept nearly all day on Sunday, thank you to Kevin Kluznik’s parents for dinner, put Kevin’s face on a cake, it was sweet (referring to the use of the word sweet as sweet)<br /> <br /> Luke: Benner reparations: I’m going to kill benner<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: IF I leave the solar system do the ten commandments still apply to me<br /> <br /> Luke: [redacted]<br /> <br /> Benner: wikipedia: safari can’t open that page (webkit encountered an internal error)<br /> <br /> Ryan: impostor cmu buildings: googled smith, not very useful<br /> <br /> Aresh: animal facts: chicken jockey<br /> <br /> Nathan: hivemind: I will kill the luke president of the KGB I will kill the luke with a gun right now, space mexico tequila your own name your own name your own name end report<br /> <br /> Nathan: quora: do demons sing, if so, what type of songs do they sing?<br /> <br /> Luke ah mis ah mis ah mis ah mis: it’s ad hoc and misaproppriated it’s fish<br /> <br /> Nathan: motion to table the ah….<br /> <br /> Savi: ah eating paper: it was pretty good<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah Isaac’s voicemail: [distorted voicemail]<br /> <br /> Ryan: inuring to the personal despair of KGB members: luke erbsen is ad hoc and misappropriated<br /> <br /> Gavin: national day: today is the final day<br /> <br /> Savi: mis. national day: it’s world health day, got texted by a friend just for that<br /> <br /> Luke: ah hawk tuah: hawk tuah<br /> <br /> Isaac: ah is the pope alive: yeah<br /> <br /> Benner: mis national day: happy: anniversary of Rwandan civil war, happy: beer day<br /> <br /> Ryan: mis wikipedia: list of snakes, redirects to lists of snakes, theres several lists of snakes on wikipedia<br /> <br /> Nathan: mis national day: today is national annual KGB meeting day<br /> <br /> [ELECTION TIME!!!]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> AND SAVI BEGINS HER REIGN<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> It is 6:10 and we are beginning the new exec board!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Pres: Benner<br /> <br /> 1VP: Ryan<br /> <br /> 2VP: Daniel<br /> <br /> CorSec: Nathan<br /> <br /> RecSec: yours truly<br /> <br /> Treasurer: Isaac<br /> <br /> S@A: Noah<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I am ready! I will do better than Daniel would’ve!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Old business:<br /> <br /> M to create delay new business committee for the purpose to be tabled for one week<br /> <br /> Tabled for one week<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> M to make the I was gonna make a new committee but I forgot “it was gonna be really funny I swear”<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> New business:<br /> <br /> Teddy- M to create SR such that Teddy can call out “first!”<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Not sure- M to create SR such that it’s the first SR<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Not sure- M to create SR such that it’s the second SR<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Aresh- M to pound define predatory micro transactions as an auction<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Mihir- M to make SR that everyone must raise left hand to be called on<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> *this is really productive guys keep it up<br /> <br /> Ryan- M to create “make treasury do work” committee with purpose to make treasurer type one row per week into the sheet<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Mihir- M to make SR such that whenever someone objects they must do ace attorney finger pointing gesture<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Isaac- M to create SR such that you can challenge an objection by saying anti-objection, and if the objection person wants to they can say ‘yeah, ok :( ’<br /> <br /> M to amend anti objection to “overruled”<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> M to amend such that one must pound the table<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Nathan- M to define “corner of shame” as the rightmost farthest corner from the perspective of corsec<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Teddy- if 8 Ms, committees, SRs, pound defines, (not allocations) are proposed by exec in a row, an exec member is ejected from the room (to promote audience participation)<br /> <br /> M to amend such that it’s the other way around<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> M to amend such that it’s 5 instead of 8<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> M to amend such that it’s not a random choice<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Gavin- M to allocate $60 to buy more hands<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Nathan- M to allocate $69, c420 for sippy sips and nummy nums for this week’s event<br /> <br /> Passed (still not sure what this week’s event will be)<br /> <br /> Nathan- M to create SR such that oh wait come back to me<br /> <br /> Mihir- M to create SR such that after money is thrown at treasurer they aren’t allowed to speak again until they’ve provided an accurate count of the money<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Actual things we need to do!<br /> <br /> Cost of dues:<br /> <br /> M to set dues as $15 for semester, $20 for year, $69, c420 per second<br /> <br /> M to amend to $15.01 to make up for the mishap this year<br /> <br /> Failed<br /> <br /> M to amend to Graham’s number per second<br /> <br /> Passed?<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> M to Purple<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Exec Discretionary Fund:<br /> <br /> M to allocate $690, c420 to EDF<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> Nathan- M to create SR such that if you have a bottle of Summit Cola you can be called on first<br /> <br /> M to amend such that you have to raise the bottle<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> M to amend such that you have to drink at least a quarter of the bottle<br /> <br /> Not friendly<br /> <br /> 100% of liquid needs to be cola<br /> <br /> Has to be original container of summit cola<br /> <br /> Needs noticeably have cola in it<br /> <br /> Passed<br /> <br /> This objection thing is quite fun<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> RRA<br /> <br /> We are the CMU KGB<br /> <br /> We also have Readme<br /> <br /> That’s announcements!<br /> <br /> We do have an event this week!<br /> <br /> Benner loves whentomeet<br /> <br /> Pay your dues<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Schmucks<br /> <br /> Luke is looking for a roommate, Summer 1<br /> <br /> DEBATE 7pm McConomy April 12<br /> <br /> Buggy is running this weekend and they need volunteers (no alumni left)<br /> <br /> Note that the debate will have CMU PD as security, do with that what you will<br /> <br /> Booth retrospective, not sure when though<br /> <br /> M to lilac<br /> <br /> M to equal mix of blue, red, and yellow<br /> <br /> Will be funnier next time<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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