Xander's Terrible Ideas - Revision history

Xanderao at 07:48, 27 April 2011

2011-04-27T07:48:37Z

Xanderao at 06:32, 21 April 2011

2011-04-21T06:32:29Z

Xanderao: New page: A short list of Terrible Ideas Xander has proposed. Feel free to try all, some, or none of these potentially life and/or sanity endangering activites: Make a $100,000,000,000 allocation f...

2011-04-21T06:31:26Z

New page: A short list of Terrible Ideas Xander has proposed. Feel free to try all, some, or none of these potentially life and/or sanity endangering activites: Make a $100,000,000,000 allocation f...

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A short list of Terrible Ideas Xander has proposed. Feel free to try all, some, or none of these potentially life and/or sanity endangering activites:

Make a $100,000,000,000 allocation for the [[Guild of Calamitous Intent]] to build a doomsday machine.
Kidnap flaming monks in a barrel for a scavenger hunt. Or maybe that was Jared Cohen. I honestly can't remember.
Dance like no one is watching at 0400 in front of the fence until we all drop from exhaustion some hours later.
Play bagpipes at 0300 on the cut because you locked yourself out of your dorm and the practice room in the UC.
Impersonate a popular deity and tell people that everything is going to be okay. This is a terrible idea because it makes you feel bad when they believe you and then you feel empty inside because you just gave someone some seriously false hope. Way to go, asshole.
Give a mouse a cookie. That shit may seem innocent an innocuous at first but then it escalates.
Give a moose a muffin. See above.
Give a baby a rumcake. I am never doing that shit again.

Also: Feel free to add some any time you hear him (me) make one.
Or make one up and attribute it to me. Shit, I don't care.

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 A short list of Terrible Ideas Xander has proposed. Feel free to try all, some, or none of these potentially life and/or sanity endangering activites:
 Make a $100,000,000,000 allocation for the [[Guild of Calamitous Intent]] to build a doomsday machine.
 Kidnap flaming monks in a barrel for a scavenger hunt. Or maybe that was Jared Cohen. I honestly can't remember.
 Dance like no one is watching at 0400 in front of the fence until we all drop from exhaustion some hours later.
 Play bagpipes at 0300 on the cut because you locked yourself out of your dorm and the practice room in the UC.
 Impersonate a popular deity and tell people that everything is going to be okay. This is a terrible idea because it makes you feel bad when they believe you and then you feel empty inside because you just gave someone some seriously false hope. Way to go, asshole.
 Give a mouse a cookie. That shit may seem innocent an innocuous at first but then it escalates.
 Give a moose a muffin. See above.
 Give a baby a rumcake. I am never doing that shit again.
 Also: Feel free to add some any time you hear him (me) make one.