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OFFICER REPORTS
Dez - Had a weekend. Lots of things occurred in a horrifying blur, but actually did homework! Wack. Janny - Sick, so Kate is Janny. Probably coughed a lot. Keeps commenting on Subtle asain trait posts, and they get recommended to Kate. Mitchell - Had a weekend. Overthrew the tyrant, Dez. We have a new event. Mckenna - She's dead (has a job). Ellen is her, for today. Had a weekend, in what can only be described as an act of hubris, tomatoes. Woody - Made a game. James - Did stuff? Oops not attendance. Kushal - Finally got to use the useless stuff.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Henry - I'm a physicist and I hate my life - We're back, baby. The flash is back. Kate - Avatar Rewatch Committee - Starts this weekend? (oooh spooky). Henry - Stupid History - My name is rico and I have your best intrests in heart. Venice, proposed that they would sell the mongols maps of europe if they murdered all of their enemies. Surprisingly, this actually worked out. Liam - Corn subsidies board - soon. Tim - AD Hoc Historians comittee - Sept 22, 2013 - Rec sec made old jokes. Nice. Henry - Committee to return the Islemari (???) to starwars - Comic-con creator will be writing more novels, where we eventually find our beloved aliens. Current price of corn - $3.87. Clarification - US cents, unknown dollars. Vinyl of corn - $26.96 Booth Committee - We decided to do booth! Spring carnival committee decided not to give us the top theme, so we'll find out what the theme is one week before we pick what we're doing. This means that, this weekend, we'll find out what the carnival theme is, so we'll have to have the theme chosen within two Wednesdays. Come to the next two meetings! We'll have to be choosing options next week, and voting on them the week after that. Thanks, Spring Carnival Committee.
OLD BUSINESS
Kate has the thing - Oliver has it, because janny being sick is not his fault, but the bubonic plague is. Ad hoc committee for parlimentary historniasm - 25 Aug 2014 - The committee that failed to be passed 10 years ago, formerly known as the committee that will passed in this meeting. Tabled for 5 more years. Lmao.
NEW BUSINESS
Kate - Request that Tim noted all previous names of this commitee - Yep! Liam - Motion to create the culinary stand committee. You know how rocky (?) is really obsessed with Italian food? Basically that. Passed, sold to Oliver for $3, chaired by CEO and board of prego. Motion to OwO, passed. Awoooooooooo. Kate - Motion to remind the president that dilitory exists. Tim - Motion to purple - Passed, in Purple Henry - Commitee to move ancient mediterean civilizations all around the world. Purpose - The rise and fall of the roaming empire. Failed Kate - #define the gladitorial 'kill him' sign as "anti-second". POI - Does that work on motions, or strings? Passed by 1. Liam - Motion to #define #defining as creating a motion to define x as y. Henry - POI, is recursion depth still at 4? - Nope Passed. Keerthana - #define #define as #define Passed! Nothing happens. Kate - Motion to #define #define as hitting a piece of paper that says #define on it. Henry - Committee to carpet bomb Kremlin Purpose - Putin on a blitz Passed Mitchell - Axiom schema of specification (also called the axiom schema of separation or of restricted comprehension) committee Purpose - 🤷 Keerthana - Create too many posters to count. Oliver - How do I get a job at slice. Ellen - Point of pointing out - We can still put posters in legal places. - Anti seconded by Henry Passed, sold to Keerthana and chaired by everyone who is not a chair of the committee. Kate - Espionage committee. Purpose - Make sure that every year, the freshmen who hunts down the posters is in KGB. Passed, by acclamation. Sold to kate for $1, chaired by Tim and any other KGB member who works for CMU. Henry - Hunt and eat the children of enrico dandolo Purpose - Venison. Passed, sold to Tim for $0.99, chaired by which banded? Disbanded. Tim - Motion to create the committee to bring the kgb into financial ruin. Purpose - A propitious propensity for postering. Henry - The cliff is finanacial ruin, and we're falling off it. Mcknenna - If the cliff is financial ruin, what is falling off it? Passed, sold to Tim for $6, chaired by anyone who causes the kgb to fall into financial ruin by postering or fining us. Liam - Motion to #define embezzel x dollars as "Motion to allocate x dollars for food and supplies for this weeks event.". Passed. Liam - Motion to embezzel $69 dollars. Kate - Motion to remind the president that dilatory exists Dilatory Passed by acclamtion, except for Henry. Tim - Motion to create the levened flatbread arbitrage committee. Purpose - Nan negotiable Passed, sold to Tim for $1, chaired by Tim. (I missed this, sorry Tim!)
REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Dez - We're exec, we meet on wednesdays in UC 329, reminder that booth chair interviews are this week. Form will be out in 5 minutes. Remember, UC 329 at 4:30. Liam - Motion to discretely ask exec if we have an eta for liquid nitrogen. Mitchell - We have an event, come join us and make shit. We won't leave on campus. We're innocent, I swear. Kate - How do we have oliver be the poster freshmen?
SCHMUCKS
Nwf - Does anyone know trog door? Does anyone know the kgb one? When maggie mo was last under renovation, they left a bunch of doors outside, and hade a designer put trog on it. They used is as a surrogate fence, and it was Trog door. Tim - This is nwf. More stories about Ed Ryan. We are all fiction, but possibly cannon. Dez - We're still in fanfiction. We've been in fanfiction for years. Liam - Motion to enter fanfiction. Tim - Motion to purple. Kate - Avatar Rewatch committee! Come do it! Tim - Seafoam green. Henry - Couple of long weekends coming up, and we're gonna play twilight emperium. Come do it. Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, fish fish fish, Gtfo.