Revision as of 10:18, 28 December 2021

Meeting 2/15/2021

Officer Reports

Dez - event, made turrible headbonk stairs, but virtual! Ordered heart-shaped pizzas

Kaylie - mineced raft, Matt made her a terrible name and skin. Had a steaky valentines day

James - vampire situation -now is awake more at night and sleeping during day, probably compromised

Sawyer - played ace attorney and finished it, ordered a book to fill the hole left in heart

Kushal - given a pizza omlette, tasted surprisingly good. Submit 2 pravda

Oliver - listened to Sawyer play AA from adjacent room - slept in Qatar class

Committee Reports

Liam - corn sub board - 5.40, so not enough to drop below the dollar threshold

Kaylee - kats on keyboard - 7777777777777777777777777777777777777777

Tim - misapp. meeting landmine comm - Success! Thanks Kate

Liam - cul. stds. comm - steakon is a bad idea (bacon on stake)

Kaylie - misapp culinary substds comm - pizza omelettes are gud idea

Old Business

Sawyer had thing, James wants it. James isn't at fault for the amt of snow, is at liability for lawsuits Tim - order of today party Liam calls to question

Party is made, Oliver buys for 420 yen and is chair

New Business

Sawyer - Motion to change the name of the channel we’re currently in to “meeting-non-nonverbal” Passes, been done

Liam - Motion to replace all mentions of "minecraft booth" in official proceedings with "boothcraft"

James - motion to create the desert that used to be Carthage memorial Committee - "Remember, we were remembering the desert, not Carthage. We don't care about carthage"

   Tim - what does it mean to be be Carthage?
   Liam - motion to strike "the desert that used to be be"
   Moves to vote, Passes, sold to james for 302 Yen, chaired by anyone who used to live in the current state of deseret

Oliver - motion to allocate $0.10 for james to buy a new keyboard - got bylaw'd

Kaylie - motion to create the mario party

   We never established what happens when a chair leaves, and there's no succession order
   Mario party still exists so we can't really do that

Oliver - motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out and eject the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting

   Liam - strike "any members who call out and eject the chair" and replace with "all members, when the chair is ejected"
    Oliver - I can't do officer reports 5 times per week guys pls
   Tim - keep in mind that nuking the meeting prevents us from making actual announcements and also letting people know what happens
   Liam's amendment fails

An EMERGENCY vote for an interpretation of what constitutes emoji not being used in the same position twice It is decided that having one emoji in the same spot but the others switched is acceptable under the purview of the standing rules at present Back to the main motion:

   The updated motion from Oliver: motion to create a new standing rule, to be known as the mutually assured destruction rule, where any members who call out the chair and that which results in the ejection of the chair based on existing standing rules (to include standing rules passed in the future while this standing rule is in effect) are themselves ejected from the meeting, let's just also add a survival clause to make this SR survive a suspension of the rules for the lolz
   Tim - really though, it's either a bad idea or a horrible no-op
   Main motion fails

   Keerthana - Motion to create the Mario12666923 party
   Comment on reasoning "well there's already a mario party, but there's no Mario12666923 party"
   Passed, Sold to and chaired by Sawyer for 126 yen

Liam - motion to create number 7 comm - Stop asking about the purpose of the number 7 committee, Dez. Dies because no seconds

Real Relevant Announcements

Kgb Exists

Event this week is KGBitterness party

Schmucks

Liam - makes videogame

Tim - motion to P,P, S, P

Kaylie - Boothcraft is a thing! Will send a when2meet

Tim - motion to GTFO

-Meeting Adjourns-