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EXEC REPORTS

   Dez - Punctured his hands! D:

   Mitchell - Had a something. We have an event! It's tool training! We'll help you not maim yourself.

   Mckenna - Had a weekend. Didn't do any homewokr, so she has to do it all now :(. Finally got to try captain sonar tho! And got $6 tea, which is excitingly expensive. Submit to Pravda! I can't do it alone. :(

   Woody - Had a weekend, started with the event, where I ate too much food, and then went on to duct tape daggers and way too much train game. Then yesterday went to Niagra falls for some reason??? which ended up being way more exciting and terrifying than I expected. Had one car crash, two encounters with the police, and got stuck in multiple snowstorms.

   James - Went to MTG prerelease, and won a lot. Learned how to kill his own soldiers!

   Kushal - Had a weekend. Was gonna report on the tea thing but now it's too late (thanks mckenna). Played Henry's version of Catan, and almost sunk Catan while being the champion of the environment.

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   Henry - COmics are bulsshit + I'm a physicist and I hate my life - There's a new speed record for the flash, where he literally races the speedforce and wins. So now he's faster than speed itself, and the thing that actually makes him fast. Something something dark multiverse and lex luthor???

   Liam - Corn Subsidies - If you don't eat corn, it will eat you. $3.90

   Kaylie - Booth Committee - Come to builds! They're starting soon, and you should help! A facebook poll will be coming out soon! (Also tool training)
       Mckenna - Will there be snacks at builds?
           Yeeeeee
       Mckenna - Are they the same cheese balls?
           Same brand, not same tub.
       Mitchell - How long are builds?
           If you voted yes, you should show up to a decent number of builds (As many as you can! But don't kill yourself).
       Mitchell - What do we do at builds?
           We hang out by constructing things
       Liam - Fuck booth committee, it sucks

   Liam - Sleep destruction Committee - Spent this weekend working on mystery hunt! His team took second, because they almost won. Highlights include a jojo reference, a crossword where every clue is no clue, and finding a tiger.
       Mckenna - How did you figure out the crossword??
           Liam - We didn't

   Henry - Stupid history - Killing Castro: It's harder than you thought. There was a random cat that the CIA attempted to brainwash so that it would carry a bomb towards a head general. It worked well until the cat was run over by car. Castro remained standing.

   Henry - I'm a physicyst and I hate my life - Antimatter is surprising less destructive than I assumed.

   Liam - Cool puzzles from puzzle hunter - There was a puzzle that was made entirely of fortune cookies and '____' in bed jokes.

OLD BUSINESS

   Kaylie has the thing! She brought it back. Oliver has it, it's not his fault that pamelas has a secret money laundering scheme. Everything else, however, is his fault.

   Orders of the day? Yes and no. We would have a thing, if Liam put in Pravda.
       Tim - Motion to withdraw the new motion?
       Passed, been withdrawn.

NEW BUSINESS

   Kushal - Standing rule that a sitting rule is a rule that negates a previously established standing rules.
   Dilatory

   Liam - Motion to create the From the orders of the day of the 20th of January 2020, a motion to create the from the orders of the day Janauary 27 2020, a motion to create the committee committee.
   Purpose - With the purpose form the orders of the day from the 13th of January of 2020 with the purpose commmittee.
   Tabled for 1 year and 1 Day.

   Mckenna - Motion to make the antisandwich sandwich committee
   Purpose - To discuss the definitions of what is a sandwhich, and have discussions on the different types of sandwiches.
       Tim - Motion that this should be a sub committee of the sub standards committee, supercommittee of the souper committee committee
   Sold to Mckenna for $4, chaired by anyone who has seen the sandwich alignment chart.
   Tim - POI, no such thing as a zombiecorn

   Liam - Transparent front dinner committee
   Purpose - 'Come in, you'll be pleasantly surprised'
       Liam - Motion to #define bad as good
       Dez - There's a place called 'La Pizza', it's a hell place. I've never seen anyone go in or go there. It's a mob front.
   Passed, sold to Henry for #3, chaired by anyone who operates a drug front that turns out to be an actually good restaurant, and then drops the drug front because the restaurant is genuiley good now.

   Kushal - Motion to sit down whatever standing rule makes us stand.
       Tim - We haven't explored all it's carefully crafted nuances!
       Tim - Motion to explore it's carefully crafted nuances.
       Henry - I would just like to say that if we cannot accept the checks on power that we have on this executive board than this democracy. Also, I do not like green eggs and ham.

       **NOW IN DISCUSSION OF A MOTION TO EJECT THE SENATE**
       Henry - It's treason, then.
       Passed, senate ejected.
   Liam - POI, is this not well-defined?
       Dez - We all know what it is, though.
       Dez - We're trying to get the one that eject Dez last week.
   Tim - POO, Kushal is a huge dork. Motion to eject Kushal.
       Wind - Come!
           Liam - I didn't know the wind was that horny.
   Passed, Kushal is ejected.

   Tim - POO, motion to amend the current question to not just reject the standing rule in question but also the following one, as it doesn't make sense without.
       Passed, been changed.

   Tim - POO, shall we allow kushal a chance to be back in the meeting before we get rid of this standing rule entirely?
       Seconded!
       Kushal, would like a chance to make a pun, be universally booed, and then let back in? No, says Kushal.

   Passed, standings have both sat down. Execs who are huge dorks no longer can be ejected.

   Mitchell - Motion to embezzle, up to but not exceeding, $90 for this weeks food and supplies.
   Passed by acclamation.

   Liam - Motion to #define a simple majority and 2/3 majority as Liam's assent
       Dilatory.

   *Meeting almost cancelled, and then it wasn't!*

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Dez - We're exec, we meet sometimes! Probably on thursday? We're also looking for a new 1vp, so if you're interested please fill out the form!

   Mckenna - We have an event! It's tool training! Who's it for? Everyone who wants to booth but doesn't want to die in like, 5 seconds. Please don't die. We like you a lot. I don't know if anyone is reading this part, this is no longer McKenna but me just typing for no reason. No one has noticed how much longer this thing is going on than it was supposed to, but now there's a trap outside the door. Dad come pick me up I'm scared.

SCHMUCKS

   Liam - Tim - Motion to purple

   Kaylie - Some poeple have asked me about SOD productions. Into the woods is happening soon, so get tickets now! My show is also happening soon, Feb 19-21! Also Dance Light is happening this weekend, it's free, show up.

   Tim - Motion to purple, purple, seafoam green, open the door, everyone do the dinosaur, and loudly 'Fuck green eggs and ham'.

   **NOW EJECTING EVERYONE, EXCEPT THE PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT**
   Meeting dissolved, let's get food.