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== OFFICER REPORTS== | == OFFICER REPORTS== | ||
- Kevin: read berserk | - Kevin: read berserk | ||
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- Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad | - Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad | ||
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- Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination | - Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination | ||
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- Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :( | - Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :( | ||
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- Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/ | - Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/ | ||
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- Howard: has too much junk | - Howard: has too much junk | ||
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- Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :( | - Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :( | ||
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== COMMITTEE REPORTS == | == COMMITTEE REPORTS == | ||
- Miss. Corn Subsidies: $8.12 | - Miss. Corn Subsidies: $8.12 | ||
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- Emoji Sentences: don’t throw out baby | - Emoji Sentences: don’t throw out baby | ||
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- Kleptomaniacs: sadness | - Kleptomaniacs: sadness | ||
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- Broken Record: | - Broken Record: | ||
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- Adhoc Admin Voice Chat on Discord: Kushal’s phone died 3 days in | - Adhoc Admin Voice Chat on Discord: Kushal’s phone died 3 days in | ||
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- Misappropriated Broken Record: disappointment at functional records | - Misappropriated Broken Record: disappointment at functional records | ||
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- I’m a mathematician and I hate myself: logic logic logic math bullshit blah blah | - I’m a mathematician and I hate myself: logic logic logic math bullshit blah blah | ||
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- Pro wasp, anti wasp, neutral wasp: Flies while playing guitar, did not eat | - Pro wasp, anti wasp, neutral wasp: Flies while playing guitar, did not eat | ||
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- Assassinate the President: Stymied by online meeting (Dox Kevin???) | - Assassinate the President: Stymied by online meeting (Dox Kevin???) | ||
- The discussion of the floor is lava committee | - The discussion of the floor is lava committee | ||
| − | - Charles: Motion to table for a week | + | |
| − | + | - Charles: Motion to table for a week. Passed, been tabled | |
== NEW BUSINESS == | == NEW BUSINESS == | ||
- Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to broken record, when passed untables a randomly selected tabled motion to untable, with equal probability | - Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to broken record, when passed untables a randomly selected tabled motion to untable, with equal probability | ||
- Passed by acclimation | - Passed by acclimation | ||
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- Howard: Motion to create Standing Rule Flip the Table via majority vote by which ALL tabled motions would be immediately demolished | - Howard: Motion to create Standing Rule Flip the Table via majority vote by which ALL tabled motions would be immediately demolished | ||
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| − | + | Sawyer: Motion to swap majority with “turbo-majority”, defined as everyone who has ever attended a KGB meeting. | |
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| − | - Sawyer: Motion to make the King Kevin Komittee | + | Friendly, been changed |
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| − | + | Standing Rule Flip the Table (Amended Version) Passed | |
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| + | - Sawyer: Motion to make the King Kevin Komittee Purpose: to observe Kevin’s descent from an enlightened ruler to a menacing Machiavellian monarch | ||
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| + | James: Motion to ammend Komittee to Committee for acronym reasons | ||
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| + | Friendly, been changed | ||
Latest revision as of 15:39, 11 August 2023
OFFICER REPORTS
- Kevin: read berserk
- Twain: read Third Class Superhero very sad
- Charles: Still defending ladder’s honor, will not elaborate, we have an event: it’s IMPROV Porter Hall A16 A, bring yourself and your imagination
- Izzy: Saw family, celebrated passover, nobody has kosher food on campus :(
- Julia: Spent 5 hours finding 10 #s for a paper :/
- Howard: has too much junk
- Kaylie: Bought records, records do play, COVID exposures :(
COMMITTEE REPORTS
- Miss. Corn Subsidies: $8.12
- Emoji Sentences: don’t throw out baby
- Kleptomaniacs: sadness
- Broken Record:
- Adhoc Admin Voice Chat on Discord: Kushal’s phone died 3 days in
- Misappropriated Broken Record: disappointment at functional records
- I’m a mathematician and I hate myself: logic logic logic math bullshit blah blah
- Pro wasp, anti wasp, neutral wasp: Flies while playing guitar, did not eat
- Assassinate the President: Stymied by online meeting (Dox Kevin???)
- The discussion of the floor is lava committee
- Charles: Motion to table for a week. Passed, been tabled
NEW BUSINESS
- Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to broken record, when passed untables a randomly selected tabled motion to untable, with equal probability - Passed by acclimation
- Howard: Motion to create Standing Rule Flip the Table via majority vote by which ALL tabled motions would be immediately demolished
Sawyer: Motion to swap majority with “turbo-majority”, defined as everyone who has ever attended a KGB meeting.
Friendly, been changed
Standing Rule Flip the Table (Amended Version) Passed
- Sawyer: Motion to make the King Kevin Komittee Purpose: to observe Kevin’s descent from an enlightened ruler to a menacing Machiavellian monarch
James: Motion to ammend Komittee to Committee for acronym reasons
Friendly, been changed
