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==OLD BUSINESS== | ==OLD BUSINESS== | ||
Charles has the thing* | Charles has the thing* | ||
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Oliver: the fact that you’ll never see the thing again because Oliver is graduation* | Oliver: the fact that you’ll never see the thing again because Oliver is graduation* | ||
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Order of the day | Order of the day | ||
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4/4 and 4/18 - Discussion of the floor is magma committee “excruciating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”. Tabled for a week | 4/4 and 4/18 - Discussion of the floor is magma committee “excruciating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”. Tabled for a week | ||
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==NEW BUSINESS== | ==NEW BUSINESS== | ||
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**** | **** | ||
Clap circle | Clap circle | ||
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Passed, sold to Liam for 1$ chaired by jeb bush * | Passed, sold to Liam for 1$ chaired by jeb bush * | ||
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Name: Motion to create the committee to brace yourselves, it’s coming Purpose: Tick, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock Tabled until: March 4th, 2024 | Name: Motion to create the committee to brace yourselves, it’s coming Purpose: Tick, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock Tabled until: March 4th, 2024 | ||
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McKenna: Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping | McKenna: Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping | ||
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Woody: Motion to pass by acclimation, Liam objects | Woody: Motion to pass by acclimation, Liam objects | ||
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Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping, passed | Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping, passed | ||
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Oliver: Motion to create the nasa committee “NASA my dick”, failed by acclimation | Oliver: Motion to create the nasa committee “NASA my dick”, failed by acclimation | ||
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Sawyer: Motion to projected logo committee object to the projected logos from cars (passed) Sold to oliver for 4$, chaired by all deez nuts | Sawyer: Motion to projected logo committee object to the projected logos from cars (passed) Sold to oliver for 4$, chaired by all deez nuts | ||
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Liam: Motion to create the “motion to create the standing rule such that committees are standing rules committee” you know, like the first u letter (idk I feel attacked) (Been tabled until March 2024) | Liam: Motion to create the “motion to create the standing rule such that committees are standing rules committee” you know, like the first u letter (idk I feel attacked) (Been tabled until March 2024) | ||
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Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that all motions proposed 37 minutes into the meeting are out of order, emoji :clock: (Failed) | Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that all motions proposed 37 minutes into the meeting are out of order, emoji :clock: (Failed) | ||
Various Harassment of Kevin | Various Harassment of Kevin | ||
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| − | Woody: Motion to create the you thought it was a time bomb committee “but it was I Dio committee” tabled until March 25 2024 | + | Make your own jokes committee - owned by no one |
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| + | Woody: Motion to create the you thought it was a time bomb committee “but it was I Dio committee” tabled until March 25 2024 | ||
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James: Amend tabling to until pi years from now? (unfriendly- Passed) | James: Amend tabling to until pi years from now? (unfriendly- Passed) | ||
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Charles: Table amendment (plz stop) | Charles: Table amendment (plz stop) | ||
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Will untable in the middle of the summer of 2025 (pi years from 4/25) | Will untable in the middle of the summer of 2025 (pi years from 4/25) | ||
Been tabled | Been tabled | ||
Charles: Motion to allocate 420.69$ for this weeks event (passed, been allocated) | Charles: Motion to allocate 420.69$ for this weeks event (passed, been allocated) | ||
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Twain: Motion to allocate 69$ from James’s bank account for exec (undefined) | Twain: Motion to allocate 69$ from James’s bank account for exec (undefined) | ||
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Liam: Motion to create a standing rule such that may allocations have a minimum amount that must be spent, then Emoji: pound emoji, like english pound (Passed) | Liam: Motion to create a standing rule such that may allocations have a minimum amount that must be spent, then Emoji: pound emoji, like english pound (Passed) | ||
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Kushal: append then (friendly, been changed) | Kushal: append then (friendly, been changed) | ||
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James: amend then to than (no seconds) | James: amend then to than (no seconds) | ||
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Woody: Call to question | Woody: Call to question | ||
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Oliver: motion to append “hivemind” unfriendly | Oliver: motion to append “hivemind” unfriendly | ||
Liam has been saluted | Liam has been saluted | ||
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Liam: Motion to change the name to the gaslighting committee, strong (motion to table - dilatory) | Liam: Motion to change the name to the gaslighting committee, strong (motion to table - dilatory) | ||
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Izzy: Motion to amend to gatekeep girlboss (out of order) | Izzy: Motion to amend to gatekeep girlboss (out of order) | ||
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James: Motion to append, “magical green chalk ghosts” | James: Motion to append, “magical green chalk ghosts” | ||
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Woody: Motion to table until April 22, 2024 (Passed, been tabled) | Woody: Motion to table until April 22, 2024 (Passed, been tabled) | ||
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Howard: Motion to create standing rule such that “every time a general body meeting starts allocate 100 hp) :drop of blood: | Howard: Motion to create standing rule such that “every time a general body meeting starts allocate 100 hp) :drop of blood: | ||
failed | failed | ||
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Twain: Motion to create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it.” | Twain: Motion to create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it.” | ||
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Oliver: append, “and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon” | Oliver: append, “and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon” | ||
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James: + “and knuckles” | James: + “and knuckles” | ||
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Liam: + “cum loudly” | Liam: + “cum loudly” | ||
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Izzy: amend “cum loudly” to the sound of cumming loudly (pursued) Failed | Izzy: amend “cum loudly” to the sound of cumming loudly (pursued) Failed | ||
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CHAOS | CHAOS | ||
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Howard: change cum loudly to louder (unseconded) | Howard: change cum loudly to louder (unseconded) | ||
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Twain: change “cum loudly” to eggplant and 3 3 droplet sweat emojis ammended | Twain: change “cum loudly” to eggplant and 3 3 droplet sweat emojis ammended | ||
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Woody: Motion to put “summa” before cum loudly | Woody: Motion to put “summa” before cum loudly | ||
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Kushal: “sum ma” | Kushal: “sum ma” | ||
| − | Final committee: create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon and knuckles sum ma cum loudly” Sold to Woody for 11$ Chaired: Which ma? Ligma. | + | |
| + | Final committee: create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon and knuckles sum ma cum loudly” Sold to Woody for 11$ Chaired: Which ma? Ligma. | ||
==ANNOUNCEMENTS== | ==ANNOUNCEMENTS== | ||
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Mafia night (4:30, for reservation at 5) Please fill out the form | Mafia night (4:30, for reservation at 5) Please fill out the form | ||
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Tim: People on exec who were given wiki accounts that don’t work | Tim: People on exec who were given wiki accounts that don’t work | ||
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Izzy: * | Izzy: * | ||
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Liam: some motion | Liam: some motion | ||
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James: some motion | James: some motion | ||
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Woody: some motion | Woody: some motion | ||
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Oliver: Colors and GTFO (strike GTFO) | Oliver: Colors and GTFO (strike GTFO) | ||
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Kushal: Motion to end fanfic | Kushal: Motion to end fanfic | ||
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FANFICTION OVER | FANFICTION OVER | ||
Liam: motion to exit math mode | Liam: motion to exit math mode | ||
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James: Motion to slash end fanfiction | James: Motion to slash end fanfiction | ||
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Woody: colors, LIFO | Woody: colors, LIFO | ||
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Liam: Motion \usepackage tickz-amongus | Liam: Motion \usepackage tickz-amongus | ||
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Kushal:GTFO | Kushal:GTFO | ||
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***** | ***** | ||
*= clapping | *= clapping | ||
Latest revision as of 15:53, 11 August 2023
Contents
OFFICER REPORTS
Kevin: Puzzlehunt
Twain: No puzzlehunt, hackathon, “the corn subsidies board”, birthday on Friday (unicorn)
Charles: saw grandparents, difficulty adjusting to on campus food, picnic is on Friday
Izzy: Did not go to puzzlehunt, inching closer to finals, ready to be done
Julia: bad garlic knot
Howard: finals, womp womp, challenge: Izzy lost, waiting to be signed over
Kaylie: suddenly had motivation, worked 16 hrs straight, hammock today
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Corn subsidies board: transferred to whoever knows how much corn
Floor is lava: lava
Kgbrewing: (some) beer on ground, various mishaps
Penguin movie of the week: pokemon fan game penguin
Hivemind: that nobody has final this semester, except for exec.
Imaginary friends committee: formally invites adam adstar
Adhoc misappropriated airports are terrible: “pittsburgh” “international” “airport”
Stupid history - Julia
Culinary standards - twain
Floor is lava - charles
KGB govt in exile - Sawyer (will go to the hague)
Floor is lava on this
Hivemind - Sawyer and report
The committee to burn down, r7, not burn down r7, and r7 committee - charles
committee to assassinate the president - Kaylie
Booth committee: still a booth org, looking for chars, meeting porter hall A16 (probably) before event Hivemind - Kushal
Executive committee - Kushal
Twain stole executive entertained?
OLD BUSINESS
Charles has the thing*
Oliver: the fact that you’ll never see the thing again because Oliver is graduation*
Order of the day
4/4 and 4/18 - Discussion of the floor is magma committee “excruciating discussions on the differences between magma and lava”. Tabled for a week
NEW BUSINESS
Liam: jeb bush memorial committee
Clap circle
Passed, sold to Liam for 1$ chaired by jeb bush *
Name: Motion to create the committee to brace yourselves, it’s coming Purpose: Tick, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock, sorry, cock Tabled until: March 4th, 2024
McKenna: Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping
Woody: Motion to pass by acclimation, Liam objects
Motion to #define clapping as “standing rule”, with emoji clapping, passed
Oliver: Motion to create the nasa committee “NASA my dick”, failed by acclimation
Sawyer: Motion to projected logo committee object to the projected logos from cars (passed) Sold to oliver for 4$, chaired by all deez nuts
Liam: Motion to create the “motion to create the standing rule such that committees are standing rules committee” you know, like the first u letter (idk I feel attacked) (Been tabled until March 2024)
Oliver: Motion to create a standing rule such that all motions proposed 37 minutes into the meeting are out of order, emoji :clock: (Failed) Various Harassment of Kevin
Make your own jokes committee - owned by no one
Woody: Motion to create the you thought it was a time bomb committee “but it was I Dio committee” tabled until March 25 2024
James: Amend tabling to until pi years from now? (unfriendly- Passed)
Charles: Table amendment (plz stop)
Will untable in the middle of the summer of 2025 (pi years from 4/25) Been tabled
Charles: Motion to allocate 420.69$ for this weeks event (passed, been allocated)
Twain: Motion to allocate 69$ from James’s bank account for exec (undefined)
Liam: Motion to create a standing rule such that may allocations have a minimum amount that must be spent, then Emoji: pound emoji, like english pound (Passed)
Kushal: append then (friendly, been changed)
James: amend then to than (no seconds)
Woody: Call to question
Oliver: motion to append “hivemind” unfriendly Liam has been saluted
Woody: Name: Motion to create the “Gaslighting Committee” Purpose: To capture the memes of 2016, and send them to the future. KGBackstreet Boys, I can’t hand-stand you committee, motion to salute the floor, KGB frat house colonial committee, making memes that don’t exist, motion to not create the broken record committee, an unreasonable amount of toilet paper rolls, please don’t mention 6 either actually, seafoam green is the color of impeachments (yes that’s where it comes from), magical green chalk ghosts Tabled until: April 22, 2024
Liam: Motion to change the name to the gaslighting committee, strong (motion to table - dilatory)
Izzy: Motion to amend to gatekeep girlboss (out of order)
James: Motion to append, “magical green chalk ghosts”
Woody: Motion to table until April 22, 2024 (Passed, been tabled)
Howard: Motion to create standing rule such that “every time a general body meeting starts allocate 100 hp) :drop of blood: failed
Twain: Motion to create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it.”
Oliver: append, “and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon”
James: + “and knuckles”
Liam: + “cum loudly”
Izzy: amend “cum loudly” to the sound of cumming loudly (pursued) Failed
CHAOS
Howard: change cum loudly to louder (unseconded)
Twain: change “cum loudly” to eggplant and 3 3 droplet sweat emojis ammended
Woody: Motion to put “summa” before cum loudly
Kushal: “sum ma”
Final committee: create the cum memorial committee “to cummemorate the fact that the 21 year old coomer wrote cum on the board and then erased it and no one acknowledged it and to commemorate the carnegie university mellon and knuckles sum ma cum loudly” Sold to Woody for 11$ Chaired: Which ma? Ligma.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
WE R KGB (Exec meetings? Maybe in UC 306 3-4 this Saturday) No GBM next week, non-canonical unless enough people show up
EVENT: LDOC picnic, meet UC Black chairs friday, 6pm, going to Schenley park Mafia night (4:30, for reservation at 5) Please fill out the form
SCHMUCKS
Woody: silence
Tim: People on exec who were given wiki accounts that don’t work
Izzy: *
Liam: some motion
James: some motion
Woody: some motion
Oliver: Colors and GTFO (strike GTFO)
Kushal: Motion to end fanfic
FANFICTION OVER Liam: motion to exit math mode
James: Motion to slash end fanfiction
Woody: colors, LIFO
Liam: Motion \usepackage tickz-amongus
Kushal:GTFO
- = clapping
