Difference between revisions of "Minutes20220221"

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eating

james: weekend involved habaneros, regrettably

kaylie: weekend also involved habaneros, twilight breaking dawn part 1 has a good deleted scene including paranormal boyfriend fights

sawyer: bike is 86'd, city bike instead, grocery store lacked a bike rack, also ctfws

kevin: lives in a building with 3 elevators which were all broken at once, is being gaslit by elevators

liam: commited war crimes against james's digestive tract, letter of the day is z

oliver: is a police detective investigating criminals. we have enough money to buy 1/10th of a football in north dakota

kushal: got a glaceon, which is almost a penguin. didn't get a sex bear

comm reps

keerthan: bought a snug plug which makes things not fall out of sockets, it has a bad name

tim: when your sheep go to graze in a damp marshy place that's a moor

sawyer: remember that time when we talked about how much smarter an alakazam is than you, and therefore you cannot consent to sex with

can't think of a name comm: kushal: something i missed

farm animals/tim: when your horse eats grass that's some more hay

booth: kaylie: no build, we have walls

hivemind: we are building a booth buggy booth the it is not an illegal instrument of torture end war end report

corn subs: liam: corn is 6.55

old beez

kushal has the thing => oliver wants it

not fault: instruments of torture, instruments of war is fault

Decoy committee

purpose: that pause

-kevin: not as funny the third time

-failed to fail by acclamation

-voted on, passed

HE SAID ZOMBIE

sold to liam for 2 dollars, no tip, chaired by decoy deez nuts

sus things happen

discreetly ask the chair how much i should make the allocation for ctfws committee

purpose: basically that

-kevin: well?

-woody, 500k for recapturing stuff

-kushal: motion to table flakjdalkjflkdfjlsa

-tim call to question

-keerthana: how much?

--james: like 100-200

-voted on, passed

-sold to kevin for 1 dollar and no tip, chaired by sigmund freud and his mother

new beez

charles: motion to create a standing rule such that a superposition of allowing no-ops and saluting james with probability 100-\epsilon is not allowed

-dilatory

liam: motion to allocate 269 dollars for food supplies/pizza for ctfws

-sawyer: this isn't how we're doing it

liam: amend to a motion to allocate 150 dollars for food and supplies for ctfws this week

-tim: is this snacks/*ade

--yes

HE SAID PIZZA

-voted on, passed

keerthana: motion to allocate 119 dollars for summit cola

-sawyer: first allocation is already for summit cola

-kaylie: can we afford this?

-oliver: append for keerthana to be drank in 1 day

-tim: that's 350 liters dear lord

-liam: motion to strike 119 replace with 1

-keerthan: friendly

-sawyer: i can't go to aldi's without a rental bike, but it still can be done

-keerthana: how are we spending fractional money?

--liam: bring a knife to aldi's

-james does understand solids

HE SAID FREEZE

-voted on, passed

kushal: motion to salute everyone who voted yes

liam: motino to create the deez committee

3 minutes of trying not to say "deez"

purpose: it would be a deezent committee

-keerthana: deez what?

-twain: motion to pass by acclamation

-so moved

-sold to keerthana for 3 dollars, chaired by deezbanded

Oliver: motion to allocate 5.69 for ctfws glyphs

-james: isn't this supplies

-oliver: motion to change to 10.69, so moved

-keerthana: kaylie has a laminator, but lack the sheet

-keving: motion to change to 20

-kushal: we can reprint shitty glyphs

-kevin: amend to 69 dollars for all glyphs

-tim: amend to 100.69

-oliver: so mvoed

-voted on, passed

oliver: poi, who was previous president?

-james: dh reed

kaylie: motion to allocate up 600 for the purchase of 2x4s for rafters and runners and base paint for the booth

-kushal: where are cheese balls and monocles

--kaylie: we have balls no monocles

-twain: motion to amend to add based paint

--friendly

-izzy: motion to add cringe paint

-keerthana: is any of it SFG

--kaylie: not yet

-oliver: what's next?

--kaylie: paint that's not gray, also lumber expensive. future costs unknown

-tim: those 40 extra square feet will do us in

-voted on, passed, been allocated

shitted post

sawyer: motion to allocate 140 dollars for the purpose of buying jimmy johns for judges

-33'd

-kevin: broken record

saywer: motion to allocate 144 dollars for jimothy johnathans for judges for ctfws

-james: who's jimothy johnathan

--sawyer in an alternate dimension

-kaylie: 2 separate allocations because normally judges pay for their own food so we wanna allocate for it

-sawyer: conflict of interest?

-kaylie: what kind of food?

--liam: idk i just wanted to make it so james said pizza

-tim: timing works for jimmy johns

-discussion of izzy's name

-voted on, passed

kevin: motion to amend the nbroken record pain to a flat 2

-oliver/woody/keerthana/julia make broken records

-tim: omtion to create the cracked vinyl committee

-izzy broken records

-oliver: motion to create the usain bolt broken 100m record comm

-woody broken record

-voted on, passed

keerthana: motion to make liam flip a coin

-friendly but strongly opposed

-twain: broken record

-voted on, passed

sawyer: motion to create a standing rule such that a motion to pass by coin flip is a motion to resolve the motion if a coin is heads and fail if tails

-kaylie: is this using superpositions

-liam: motion to pass by acclamation and knuckles

-keerthana objects

-passed

oliver: motion create a standing rule such that motion to duel another member is a motion that obliges both participants to create a motion, the person whose motion which recieves fewer votes recieves 30 points of damage, no motion results in 40 damage

-james: technically legal, but bad

-oliver: 5 minutes after challenger's motion ends

-liam: motion to stirke everything after "participants to" with "a bare-knuckle fight in a parking lot"

--unfriendly, purused

--bullshittery about building an arena

--passed

-twain: amend fight to fisticuffs

--voted on, passed

-oliver: is there hp damage?

-liam: motion to create a standing rule a such that breaking a bone during meeting results in 50 hp of damage

--ooo/bribed passed by acclamation

-woody: not illegal because no date

-sawyer motion to pass by coinflip

-passed

-tails, motion fails

james has oof ouched owied his bones

REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

exec meetings

this wednesday we're going to fight in geisling to beat the shit out of each other

also ctfws

kaylie: rules meeting is afterwards

judges meeting is tomorrow

taking the fence

SCHMUCKS

woody has no mouth

tim: exec get it together comm something

kaylie: rkrem is saturday

tim: historical ad hoc spelunking reports storytelling of first anniversary of jimmy johns

-4/29/12: no sandwiches were avilable

kushal: we all forgot

woody: motion to reschedule thursday night fight club to saturday

-kaylie: no parking lot

tim: motion to move to hazing comm time

HE SAID HAZING

izzy: sign up for greeksing march 24, we don't have enough techies get in here

charles: for unarmed combat, hit me up

keerthana: can you explain?

-charles: hit me up

twain: motion to point out charles didn't have a warcrime ready to warcrime twain

keerthana: you can accept armed combat with strangers (woody said don't accept unarmed combat from strangers)

kushal: colors GTFO