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| − | '''Benner''' rose up into the ranks of KGB leadership after former 2VP Howie "stepped down" from leadership "willingly" due to "scheduling conflicts". Thankfully, Benner was strangely prepared to fill the empty position caused by the exec shakeup. Benner | + | '''Benner''' is a perpetual inhabitant of the Wean 5202 computer lab. Within the computer lab she is often found photoshopping images for README and posters for very serious issues that she posts around campus. She also enjoys perusing Wikipedia and being really bad at video games. Benner is currently majoring in Literature and Culture and Russian Studies, with an additional minor in Game Design. She swears that the Russian Studies major is unrelated to her position in the KGB, however some shadowy overheard phone calls to the Russian embassy suggest possible defection. |
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| + | Do not ask Benner why she decided to come to CMU to get an English degree. She does not know. | ||
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| + | ==Officer Dossiers:== | ||
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| + | ===ONEVeep, 2024-2025=== | ||
| + | Benner was elected to 1VP her sophomore year, and spends much of her time imagining how she would take power if a terrible accident were to befall the President. Rumor has it that she carries a Nerf gun on her at all times, ensuring she is able to seize control of the KGB at a moment's notice. Benner uses her photoshop skills to post stories for the KGB's Instagram(provided she remembers to do so). She has absolutely never posted a KGB story to her personal Instagram account. Never. Ever. | ||
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| + | ===Sergeant at Arms, 2023-2024=== | ||
| + | Benner rose up into the ranks of KGB leadership as a freshman in 2024 after former 2VP Howie "stepped down" from leadership "willingly" due to "scheduling conflicts". Thankfully, Benner was strangely prepared to fill the empty position caused by the exec shakeup. Benner spent most of her time trapped in the prison of the Wean computer labs, damned to spend the rest of her days fucking around on photoshop at midnight lest the soul of Andrew Carnegie drag her down to hell(force her to walk through Doherty to get to her dorm room). | ||
As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise. | As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise. | ||
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| + | {{s-start}} | ||
| + | {{s-bef|before=[[djyin|Daniel Yin]]}} | ||
| + | {{s-ttl|title=[[Sergeant at Arms]] | ||
| + | |years=[[2023 Officers|2023-2024]]}} | ||
| + | {{s-aft|after=[[isaacw|Isaac Williamson]]}} | ||
| + | {{s-bef|before=[[asueiro|Avalon Sueiro]]}} | ||
| + | {{s-ttl|title=[[First Vice President]] | ||
| + | |years=[[2024 Officers|2024-2025]]}} | ||
| + | {{s-aft|after=$1VP}} | ||
| + | {{end}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Members]][[Category:Current Members]][[Category:Officers]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:05, 15 November 2024
Benner is a perpetual inhabitant of the Wean 5202 computer lab. Within the computer lab she is often found photoshopping images for README and posters for very serious issues that she posts around campus. She also enjoys perusing Wikipedia and being really bad at video games. Benner is currently majoring in Literature and Culture and Russian Studies, with an additional minor in Game Design. She swears that the Russian Studies major is unrelated to her position in the KGB, however some shadowy overheard phone calls to the Russian embassy suggest possible defection.
Do not ask Benner why she decided to come to CMU to get an English degree. She does not know.
Officer Dossiers:
ONEVeep, 2024-2025
Benner was elected to 1VP her sophomore year, and spends much of her time imagining how she would take power if a terrible accident were to befall the President. Rumor has it that she carries a Nerf gun on her at all times, ensuring she is able to seize control of the KGB at a moment's notice. Benner uses her photoshop skills to post stories for the KGB's Instagram(provided she remembers to do so). She has absolutely never posted a KGB story to her personal Instagram account. Never. Ever.
Sergeant at Arms, 2023-2024
Benner rose up into the ranks of KGB leadership as a freshman in 2024 after former 2VP Howie "stepped down" from leadership "willingly" due to "scheduling conflicts". Thankfully, Benner was strangely prepared to fill the empty position caused by the exec shakeup. Benner spent most of her time trapped in the prison of the Wean computer labs, damned to spend the rest of her days fucking around on photoshop at midnight lest the soul of Andrew Carnegie drag her down to hell(force her to walk through Doherty to get to her dorm room).
As the only English major in all of Carnegie Mellon, Benner was kidnapped at gunpoint by Eshaan and Kevin to write for README when it was resurrected in 2024. She says she only contributes to continue the USSR's long and illustrious tradition of propaganda, however the missing printing funds say otherwise.
| Preceded by Daniel Yin |
Sergeant at Arms 2023-2024 |
Succeeded by Isaac Williamson |
| Preceded by Avalon Sueiro |
First Vice President 2024-2025 |
Succeeded by $1VP |
