Difference between revisions of "Minutes20240401"

Latest revision as of 16:57, 11 August 2025

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: sent an email to the archives to make sure they have digital archives of readme, Danya pointed out Kevin has made skibbidi ohio rizz be in archives

Avalon: Saw Dad, did very little 112 hw, drove Dad’s car in the rain

New person!!!: Jessica, junior in cs, she her/hers/they also ok, has 2 eyes and 2 ears

Daniel: a friend introduced me to okay(fish?) clicker, incremental game, come to move on!!! 3:15 Kage

Kevin: It’s ok to come later, if you want to move things into U-Haul you do not have to be a booth builder,

Daniel: Hard hat pickup wednesday afternoon from 1-6

Nick: prior to my weekend I went to top golf for the first time in many years, still has it, additionally released pravda, first of the semester, 13 last semester

Julia: offered unhelpful comments to friend trying to fix thermostat, attendance

Avalon^Theo: I am theo: green hair, in school of Drama, Pay your dues to vote in election

Benner: about an hour ago I realized that my phone is on mute, while on mute played theme song for the video punch punch forever over and over, spotify recommendations are fucked

COMMITTEE REPORTS

Benner: wikipedia: a scholarly article from 1988 by (fish) on the cruelty of really teaching computer science, don’t think need to explain anymore

Nick: ah confused: Benner what does that mean

Benner: It’s cruel to teach computer science, it’s an attempt to put CS into the wider perspective within science, but the way its taught is too resource intensive and not good

Keerthana: nom nom committee: if you have not paid dues and debts by end of this meeting you’re not eligible

Nick: meal block up from 6.5 to 7$

Daniel: animal facts: mystical creature in kennyland

Avalon: mis wikipedia: edsel ford fong, was “world’s worst/most insulting waiter, worked at a chinese restaurant in San Francisco”

Benner: something something airplanes I forget the name: oh shit I closed the tab, give me a minute

Keerthana: mis corn subs: 1.85$/pound is the price of live cattle

Avalon: mis wikipedia: in 1997 “"The Most Unwanted Song" (plays song)

Benner: m497 black beetle, what if we strapped 2 jet engines onto a train, record for fastest american rail speed record

Nick: ah trains: a common US pastime used to be running two trains into each other at full speed and it should be

Daniel: gaslighting: corn is not 4.36

Keerthana: corn subs 6.69

Nick: mis corn subs: 2.2 billion dollars in subsidies

Benner: jokes: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter

Benner: benner use your polaroid film: I used it, it was expired but it looks cool

Nick: broken record requests nominating

Kevin: nominating: get outta here, nominations

next GBM if you accrue debts, don’t have to pay them off before the election, but today’s debts you should pay off before next meeting

Avalon: ah point of information: I could stop meeting from happening if I never say end report at the end of my report

Daniel: motion to purple

Benner: mis nom com committee: vote vermin supreme for the 2024 us election

Keerthana: motion to gitfo

Avalon: ah democratic national convention committee

Issaac: ah confused: how much do I have to pay in Dues

Kevin: 15$

OLD BUSINESS

Benner has thing

Keerthana: not fault: fish cap kevin

Orders of the Day:

from 2/6/23: motion to create "the procrastination committee" with purpose "I'll think about it later" (was supposed to be untabled on 3/4/24 oops)

Daniel: call to question

Nick: motion to table for 1 year

Passed, been tabled

from 3/25/24: delay new business” committee “to be tabled for one week”

Avalon: I think we should talk about it for a while

Nick: motion to table for 2 weeks

Passed, been tabled for 2 weeks

NEW BUSINESS

Keerthana: motion to create the rom com purpose: “true love”

Passed, sold for 1$ to Nick, chaired by “the UG cashier”

Daniel: motion to #define “cephalopod” to “Q”

Passed, been #defined

Benner: motion to make Kevin’s life worse for fun (ill defined)

Keerthana: motion to create a standing rule such that if Kevin says “P” he gets ejected from the meeting for 2 minutes

Benner: motion to fail by acclamation (unseconded)

Failed, because Kevin can break ties (down with the tyrant!)

Daniel: motion to create a standing rule such that the chair may say a specific passphrase to be let out of the corner of shame, after April 15th

Passed, sold to Keerthana for 2.69$

Vuyani: Question about the password rule, if saying the password causes them to go back into the corner of shame how does it work?

Daniel: motion to create a new standing rule such that the passphrase which lets you leave the corner of shame must contain the letter Q

sold for 1$ to Daniel

Avalon: motion to #define “kevin’s least favorite color” as “purple”

Nick: motion to pass by acclamation

Benner: motion to pass by corruption (attempts to hand a 10$ domino’s giftcard to the chair, then covers the 0 in the 10$)

Vuyani: point of information: I will buy a Domino’s gift card for 1$

Passed, been #defined

REAL AND RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Daniel: move on come move our booth onto the on, 3:15, you can be late, we would appreciate if you get there as early as you can

Kevin: booth build Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday this week

Kevin: talk to Eshaan, Benner, or me, if you want to ReadME

Kevin: pay your dues if you want to vote, go to cmukgb.org/dues

To pay debt: go to cmukgb.org/dues and miscellaneous non-taxable sales

SCHMUCKS

Nick: take anime with me next semester, 5hr/week FCE, counts for engineering event

Avalon: cmu college democrats: event in Tepper 5:30 on Friday, playing a little game and giving out heart-shaped sunglasses

Vuyani: go watch buggy, I’m going to be flying for SDC, spring Jazz concert, that’s really far away, I’m not even going to mention it then

Benner: motion

Vuyani: acceleration

Avalon: force

Isaac: wait, shit myself

Daniel: motion to the color that fish cells are most sensitive to

Avalon: motion to ultra red and ultra blue

Benner: motion to the concept of magenta (magenta does not exist)

Avalon: motion to the mixed color of ultra red and ultra blue

Avalon: motion to get debts