Difference between revisions of "User:Cmartens"
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=== Contact Info === | === Contact Info === | ||
* Email: cmartens ''at'' andrew ''dot'' cmu ''dot'' edu | * Email: cmartens ''at'' andrew ''dot'' cmu ''dot'' edu | ||
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| + | === Officer Dossier === | ||
| + | The proper prepartation of a Chrisamaphone: | ||
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| + | * Two small kittens, preferably with ears | ||
| + | * Two bits of different lemon flavored cookies | ||
| + | * Three cups dehydrated water, rehydrated | ||
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| + | Preheat oven to 350 degrees and give the kitten a saucer of milk. Mix the lemon cookie and water until fully absorbed by the sponge and serve over pasta salad. If no lemon cookies are available, substitute orange-flavored chocolate to form substitute officer gwillen. | ||
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| + | (written by [[User:Ddagradi]]) | ||
Revision as of 22:31, 25 October 2006
cmartens, more often known as chrisamaphone, mostly lives on Livejournal. She is occasionally seen consorting with birds or writing code.
Contact Info
- Email: cmartens at andrew dot cmu dot edu
Officer Dossier
The proper prepartation of a Chrisamaphone:
- Two small kittens, preferably with ears
- Two bits of different lemon flavored cookies
- Three cups dehydrated water, rehydrated
Preheat oven to 350 degrees and give the kitten a saucer of milk. Mix the lemon cookie and water until fully absorbed by the sponge and serve over pasta salad. If no lemon cookies are available, substitute orange-flavored chocolate to form substitute officer gwillen.
(written by User:Ddagradi)
