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Officer Reports<br>
 
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Jboning:
 
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it was his birthday - no longer a teenager
 
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is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car
 
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Eforney:
 
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went to two formal dances in a row
 
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lots of work
 
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new people!
 
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    Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs
 
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    Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich
 
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    Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals
 
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Zsparks:
 
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workdeathing
 
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no event - he IS the event
 
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EVENT!
 
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end-of-year picnic in Farpark
 
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Arsenij:
 
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Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do
 
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More reading than everything in class so far
 
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Twright:
 
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Not enough sleep, lots of work
 
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Maybe wearing pants
 
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Scorri:
 
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Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy
 
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Made money at useless people
 
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Bubbles:
 
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was terrified by throwing money
 
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went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop
 
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OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)
 
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Committees
 
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Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome
 
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Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people
 
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Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel
 
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Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes
 
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Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning
 
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251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is
 
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    awesome with pokemon
 
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Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can
 
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Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid
 
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  nitrogen?
 
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Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule
 
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Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec
 
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Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)
 
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Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen
 
  
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Old Business
 
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Half to BSWolf
 
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New Business
 
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Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know
 
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      how weird it feels after being in exec
 
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    Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"
 
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    Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting
 
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    Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees
 
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Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks
 
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    Change to "Russian Exec"
 
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    Change to "Prussian Exec"
 
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    Change to "Crushin' Exec"
 
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    Change purpose to "create zachary zed-sparks..." not friendly, failed
 
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    Change to "Keep on Truckin' Exec" no second, failed
 
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    Change to "Crush-tation Exec" not friendly,
 
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    Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member
 
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Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for
 
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      KGB members
 
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    (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)
 
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    Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an
 
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      achievement
 
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Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all
 
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      seafood committees together under one banner
 
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    Change name to "Committee against Evil Seafood League", failed
 
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    Append "...and then ban them" to the purpose", failed
 
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    Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle
 
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    Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly
 
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    Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a
 
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      fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse
 
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Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her
 
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      to wear pink" with purpose success!
 
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    Change to "...hot pink..."
 
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    Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."
 
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    Change to "...higher-order typed pink..." fails
 
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    Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself
 
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Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to
 
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      KGB
 
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    Change purpose to "Consult Advice Dog for advice" fails
 
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    Change purpose to "...Bad advice..." fails
 
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    Change purpose to "Good 'advice' committee" fails
 
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    Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to
 
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      KGB
 
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Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!
 
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Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose
 
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antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
 
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    Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"
 
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    Change purpose to twright is a loser twright is a loser twright
 
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        is a loser - not friendly
 
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    Much Wankery from bblum
 
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    Motion postponed indefinitely
 
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Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif
 
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    Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA
 
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Announcement
 
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EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark
 
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Glisson has parts to sextant
 
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Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing
 
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Shmucks
 
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Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws
 
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Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits
 

Latest revision as of 14:53, 22 September 2010