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Officer Reports

       Jboning
               played ctfws then hurt his knee
               old person is visiting (gwendolyn)
               Is hungry
       Eforney
               Did lots of fun stuff and had too much fun stuff to enjoy
               greek sing rehearsal, ultimate, ctfws, ctfws judging, taught boy scouts, wore 2 inch heels
               Her legs hurt
               Didn't get into the minor she wanted :(
               No new people
       Zsparks
               Was on college visit instead of ctfws, probably not going to northeastern
               Maybe going to miss gbgc to go to more college visits
               You are balancing his checkbook!
       Arsenij
               ctfws was great
               watched a lot of basketball games, lots of free throws
               made a pravda; failed at printing (it's somewhere in hunt print queue)
               Should have an actual pravda by next week!
               submit to pravda
       Twright
               ctfws
               was surprisingly successful at doing work
               R7 party
               slept some
       Scorri
               Looks oddly like shelby this week
               played ctwfs, slept over at lincoln roop's house
       Bubbles
               ctfws
               apparently has self-respect
               boothing! got some shit done, but not much
               made hamantashen at r7 and r7 party
               was pooped on sunday and kind of succeeded at being successful

Committee Reports

         Category Theory joke
         Awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment has a song about pravda being stuck in the print queue; it is melancoly
         What the hell committee says what the hell tbroman but jboning in the hospital
         committee to assassinate the president says continued failure
         Misappropriated animal-free cruelty committee plays on the bagpipe
         Ad-hoc inception committee reports it is easier to assassinate with a death wish
         Red team committee was formerly yellow team reports two counts of success
         Booth committee reports that building has been going pretty well
               -two saturdays until moveon
               -need people to show up! please come on tuesday or saturday
               -doesn't matter what your skill level is like, we want your help!
               -not in panic mode but time to go
       Nom Com
               We have to do elections in four weeks
               If you want to run for office, say something now
               We gather nominations
               Nominations close
       Hipster Committee hated rebecca black before it was cool
       ITR! ITR on saturday!
       Storytelling committee! Glisson tells a story about the batbomb (from batman) and how it was a real thing invented by a dental hygienist!
                                                           an attempt to use pigeons to guide missiles

Old Business

   Bubbles gets the thing! germ warfare is not his fault
   Create committee to salt campus to take preemptive action in the war against slugs
          There are probably actually gardens and stuff being grown
          Change purpose to "to show animals love today"
          Change purpose to "bring angelina jolie to campus" = fails
          Change name to "zoophilia" committe = fails
          Passed - sold to mcginnis for $5, chairs him and scorri
   Create the house unamerican activities committee committee to I have a list of 99 communists within CMU (but a bitch ain't one)
          Bubbles is done with zsparks
          Change name to "house uncommunist activities committee"
          We point out that we are probably all bourgeoisie
          Sold to teisenbe for $11, chairs him, senator mccarthy, and tbroman
   Booth committee allocates $641.73 for booth; passes
   Create the Jesus Look-alike committee to think about this for me
          a bunch of jokes about song lyrics that have jesus in them
          Sold to tbroman for $10, chairs disbanded
   Allocate $52.41 for supplies for the event - it's a good idea
   Create the I'm Uncomfortable Committee to have an outlet to express when you are made uncomfortable
          110 or 220 volt outlets
          Passed - sold to arsenij for $10, chairs him and everyone who is always comfortable
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          Change name to the "Free Candy Committee" = fails
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Announcements

       EVENT! GBGC!
       Booth! Tuesday8kage Saturday8kage
       Puzzlehunt april 23rd; get teams of 4 together; drag people who are not KGB

Shmucks

       Shank is bringing her blanket to GBGC
       ITR saturday10wean4
       Tbroman is bringing poker chips to GBGC