Difference between revisions of "Ad-Hoc Block Committee"
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When you prevent two majestic birds from mating it is called an Add-Hawk Block. | When you prevent two majestic birds from mating it is called an Add-Hawk Block. | ||
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When you prevent someone from fulfilling their genetic imperative before it is too late, it is called a Biological Clock Block. | When you prevent someone from fulfilling their genetic imperative before it is too late, it is called a Biological Clock Block. | ||
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When you steal someone's footwear, it is called a Sock Block. | When you steal someone's footwear, it is called a Sock Block. | ||
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| + | When you stop some beautiful classical music from being performed, it is sometimes a Bach Block. | ||
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| + | Link, the Hero of Time, has often performed an Octorock Block. | ||
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| + | When you prevent two things from snapping together properly, it is called an Interlock Block | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:27, 3 May 2011
Source: When you prevent someone from getting laid, it is called a Cock Block
When you steal someone's boat space, it is called a Dock Block.
When you prevent an electrical surge, it is called a Shock Block.
When You slay a Beast of mythical proportions with the Vorpal Sword, it is called a Jabberwok Block.
When you prevent a shitty pop singer from autotuning herself it is called a Tic-Tok Block.
When you prevent two majestic birds from mating it is called an Add-Hawk Block.
When you prevent someone from fulfilling their genetic imperative before it is too late, it is called a Biological Clock Block.
When you crash the market, it is called a Stock Block.
When you steal someone's footwear, it is called a Sock Block.
When you forcibly remove someone's ugly footwear that has not been popular in years, yet they still insist on being seen in public wearing them, it is called a Croc Block.
Reported in Meetings
When you stop some beautiful classical music from being performed, it is sometimes a Bach Block.
Link, the Hero of Time, has often performed an Octorock Block.
When you prevent two things from snapping together properly, it is called an Interlock Block
