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*-Had no idea that 'continuum' had two U's prior to typing the previous sentence.
 
*-Had no idea that 'continuum' had two U's prior to typing the previous sentence.
 
*-Made of radiation  
 
*-Made of radiation  
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*-Specialize in private transportation and the distribution of trichloromethane
 
*-THERE IS NO THIRD RACHEL! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM!
 
*-THERE IS NO THIRD RACHEL! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM!
 
*-Never read the small print
 
*-Never read the small print
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Morally, it's disgusting;
 
Morally, it's disgusting;
 
Personally, we like it!
 
Personally, we like it!
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Latest revision as of 16:20, 18 February 2013

The Rachels:


  • -The magnificent duo who are interchangeable, but it is not recommended to do so.
  • -In their free time, they like to find and repair (or exploit, depends on the day) rifts in the space-time continuum.
  • -Had no idea that 'continuum' had two U's prior to typing the previous sentence.
  • -Made of radiation
  • -Specialize in private transportation and the distribution of trichloromethane
  • -THERE IS NO THIRD RACHEL! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM!
  • -Never read the small print
  • -Use 620% of their combined brain power.
  • -Tear Lisa apart!
  • -Have never had Scarlet Fever
  • -Invented SCIENCE!
  • -Always carry spoons around in case $hit gets real!
  • -Recognize Pluto as a planet
  • -Are not twits
  • -Sunk the Titanic (our bad)
  • -One-half of The Rachels does not sleep, EVER!
  • -Caffeine-based lifeforms
  • -Hate Gwen because she's a b!tch
  • -Enjoy jumping off of things
  • -Never have a Plan B, in fact we rarely have a Plan A

Legally, it's questionable; Morally, it's disgusting; Personally, we like it!