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The Rachels:

• -The magnificent duo who are interchangeable, but it is not recommended to do so.
• -In their free time, they like to find and repair (or exploit, depends on the day) rifts in the space-time continuum.
• -Had no idea that 'continuum' had two U's prior to typing the previous sentence.
• -Made of radiation
• -Specialize in private transportation and the distribution of trichloromethane
• -THERE IS NO THIRD RACHEL! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF HIM!
• -Never read the small print
• -Use 620% of their combined brain power.
• -Tear Lisa apart!
• -Have never had Scarlet Fever
• -Invented SCIENCE!
• -Always carry spoons around in case $hit gets real!
• -Recognize Pluto as a planet
• -Are not twits
• -Sunk the Titanic (our bad)
• -One-half of The Rachels does not sleep, EVER!
• -Caffeine-based lifeforms
• -Hate Gwen because she's a b!tch
• -Enjoy jumping off of things
• -Never have a Plan B, in fact we rarely have a Plan A

Legally, it's questionable; Morally, it's disgusting; Personally, we like it!