Difference between revisions of "Minutes20130212"

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OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       has sort of been gone for a while
       went to new york last monday
           interview (went well?)
           got to fly home direct instead of going through travel hell
       concluded flying operations for the next three weeks
   
   Caroline
       is stuck at the airport
       goddamn plane was so full so they had to check my bag
       there are beautiful tweets
       new people
           steven, mech e, south florida, only has one pair of shoes for the snow
   
   JRAM
       had a thanksgiving
       had two thanksgiving meals
       got grad apps done
       EVENT
           friday, 8:30, PHA18*, we leave soon after that
           cost $3, plus skate rental
       OTHER EVENT
           Geek Eat
           Cheesecake factory
           meet at black chairs at 4:00
           RSVP by the event on friday!!
   
   Marlena
       had a thanksgiving
       began with a 9 am plane flight
       got to see her dogs
           and also family
       participated in three generational cook thing
       has now seen every single tf2 video on the internet
       came back on a 6am flight
   
   zora
       had a thanksgiving

   dillon
       had a thanksgiving
       left campus at four in the morning
       spent thanksgiving working becuase family is moving
       still tons of food and tons of fun
       got back late last night
   
   Mike
       had a weekend thanksgiving
       started with driving zora to the airport at ass o clock in the morning
       made mashed sweet potatoes on thursday
           included a blowtorch
           maija held the fireextinguisher
       then watched a lot of media
       not work

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   ad hoc i feel safe
       the TSA is bad at knives
   
   ad hoc i feel safe
       wow, you're even profiling people who are wearing israel shirts
   
   ad hoc i feel safe
       there was nobody watching the xray machine
   
   ad hoc i feel safe
       maija misses her fire extinguisher
   
   dkirby all of the committees
       his family doesn't like obamacare
   
   ad hoc i feel safe
       marlena's neighbor has a silencer
   
   ad hoc unfortunate typo
       97% of public would prefer GMOs to be dangerous
   
   ad hoc i feel safe
       half of maijas jaw cracked really loudly
   
   ad hoc peace love turnpike
       what
   
   ad hoc minnesota transportations
       they're building a whole airport across the state
   
   ad hoc new state mottos
       minnesota the land of 1000 lakes and one airport

OLD BUSINESS

   The thing!
       all the travel headaches caused in the coming week are not stuart's fault

NEW BUSINESS

   new boots: perform a series of tests on said boots to see if they are in fact made for walking
       change all boot to booth
           passes
       has she tried the mn airport
       booth: this booth not made for walking
       change all booth to booooooooth
       there's not three feet of clearance in those boots
       ethan was going to make a kinky boots joke
           but now we can make a kinky booth joke
       PASSES
       $2 to mcginnis, disbanded
   
   naptime: snoring
       change purpose to xxxxx chhhhhhh
           passes
       change purpose to darth vader breathing noises
           passes
       during marlena's 8:30 art class, the teacher made them line dance for 10 minutes
           it woke everone up
       change purpose to dark helmet breathing noises
           passes
       your kitchen spices need their rest too
           nap thyme
           4
       did marlena really get new boots?
           they look really smooth for reality
       $3 to ethan, you become achair of this committee each day that you nap
   
   committer: to commit and push
       frieder gets this joke
       we aren't ready for this kind of committement
       the kgb can't stand for this kind of subversion
       change all committer to committer kritter
           passes
       ad hoc i got beaten to the get and subversion jokes
           mercurial, bitches
       something about pull
       I'm not a cs major so I don't understand what this commmittee is for loop
       WHILE we're on this topic
       motion to roll back this committee? I don't like these changes
           fails
       PASSES
           $3 to Frosty, everyone shall chair
       
   apparently I'm still sleeping: it's a dream it doesn't matter anyway
       dkirby dreamland
           oren kinda knew he was asleep
           was dreaming that he was in calc lecture
           called on by prof
               no thankyou prof, i'm asleep i don't have to do math
       you have to wake up
       ad hoc lucid dream: let's fly
       marlena will be accepting purpose changes
       change puropse to buy a bagel and shoot the cashier
           sorry ethan
           fails
       change purpose to ...something?
           fails
       change purpose to always be squidding
           passes
       change purpose to insert otherwise unatainable here
           the one that you want the most
           fails
       insert unatainable actor where?
       you have to wake up
       change purpose to that kickball thing
       change purpose to buy this committee
           passes
       misap kgb makes a porno
           changethe purpose back to the one inclusing second base
           dilatory, poorly defined
       PASSES
       $13 to mcginnis, dkirby will chair
   
   kgb tsa: to be directly responsible for making sure that noone in this room will get home on time
       change purpose to the thing but with kiltie
           passes
       bar the doors
       change all on time to with nailclippers
           fails
       who brought a fire to the meeting
       change append with nailclippers
           passes
       $2 to frieder, no one who will leave this place so everyone
   
   consensitive: create unusual words sounding like things like predactive
       irrigardles
       this is a wonturfferal idea
       how does this committee feel about the concept of ethnophysics?
       how many words do you think this committee will make? like, a guestimate?
           more than threeve
       how does this committee feel about pseudosysegy?
       PASSES
       $3 to Frosty, mcginnis will chair
   
   committee dedicated to exploration discovery and research of space pickles: to build a dillatorium
       ad hoc watchtower: we found pickles in our fridge
           they weren't put in there as pickles
       add "" around last word
       inov tech in conj with dillontory
           approves
       skyentology:
           sorry about the space pickles
           they weren't there to start
       ad hoc ussr: would like to rspond iwth space potato
           spudnik
       it is oren's opinion that space pickles are the only ones that can be used with grilled cheese sandwiches made from moon cheese
       PASSES
       $4 to mike, mike and other chairs of inov tech
   
   real money?: you mean we're supposed to pay real money for these
       change name to bitcoin
           fails
       but real money is uncountable
           what no
           yipyipyipyipyipyipyip
       the sharky freshman committee would just like to get up and stomp around
       PASSES
       $1 to mcginnis, bitcoin users will chair
   
   appun: yip yip
       yipyipyipyipyipyipyip
       how does this committee feel anot the sesame street aliens
           they are welcome
       my cabbages!
       you're opening pundora's box here
           like, from the movie
           with the blue people
       PASSES
       $2 to mike, eforney will chair
   
   out of committees contingency plan: we're gonna run out, we need a plan
       has that ever stopped us before
       board games
       are you aware that as a chair you can create subcommittees
       schmucks
           really long schmucks
           was that a dick joke
       the obvi solution is to use red matter to open up a portal to another universe so we can use their committee
       puns
           yip
       imagine it, a horrible distopia, youtube parties week after weel
           please don't joke
       the committee to talk really slowly reports suport for this suggestion
       would this other universe have a strong antisecond
       scientists have informed us that by 2050 there will be no more puns or committees
           you can help
           get a hybrid committee pun
       get marlena to wake up
       motion to designate this universe kgb prime
           out of order
       on second thought, let's not go to the universe where committees aren't created
           it's not a very silly place
       $4 to frieder, the person who creates the last committee and he will chair
   
   money for supplies for event ($50)
       passes
   
   last committee this committee will ever be: to be the last committe this committee will ever be
       change name and purpose of committee to the second committee this committee will ever be
           passes
       change name and purpose to "the last committee this committee will ever be: the first committee etc"
           passes
       change all committee to giraffe
           fails
       max bid: approves
       motion to make this committee a subcommittee of the first subcommittee of the committee
           dilatory
       $1 to mcginnis, he doesn't know who will chair
   
   russel's paradox: to contain all subcommittees which do not contain themselves
       change name to russel's sprouts
           passes
       what if there is a subcommittee, somewhere out there
           you can't prove it
       math joke, physics joke, computer science joke, art joke
           we're done here
       change name to no subcommittee left behind
           passes
       when do we have to take our 50 standardized tests
       no child left unblind: hey, I'm relevant!
       oh my god ethan could get a dog and name it rage
       PASSES
       $3 to frieder, every dog named rage will chair
       

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       KGB falls on its ass
       meet in A18A at 8:30
           bring cash
           
   OTHER EVENT
       cheesecake factory
       meet at black chairs at 4:00
       email exec by start of event on friday to rsvp
       
   Booth!
       meeting sunday at 3:00 pm
       mostly art probably
       most of plot and construction planning has been finished
       
   there will be a kgb meeting next monday
       we'll get out early so people can get to finals
       it will be interesting
           broman promises

SCHMUCKS

   marlena need your screams
       no seriously, she needs to record them
       talk to her!
   
   daniel john is moving
       he needs help to move a dresser and a tv
       they're big
       soon would be good
       talk to him, he'll feed you
   

we are now in purple