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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend and a spring break
was relaxing in the sense that he got nothing done
had an interview
hung out with friends from high school and some of their college friends
a moment of great insight
james
had a weekend and also spring break
took up smoking chalk
went home
played games on steam
wasted life
JRAM
had a week and a spring break
went to california
visited albert and grad school
was able to walk down to the beach and back in a 15 minute break
EVENT
Improv night, porter A18B
Marlena
had a weekend and a break
went to sxsw
it's a convention for interactive stuff and music and film
felt like a middle schooler visiting a high school
there were a lot of 20-somethings in hipster attire and business suits
there were cool people there! also not there, but there via skype
then went home and was with her family
played pictionary
no mother that's not a vibrator that's a lobster but good guess
there's a pravda?
made by skye
there may be another one soon
Zora
had a weekend and a break
did jack shit
actually, cleaned the office
there was a pile that was taller than JRAM that is now shorter than Zora
and made pie
Dillon
I believe I have mentioned it before but I am currently on a bus from new york
spent break drugged up on his couch
wisdom teeth are for losers and bus wifi is still terrible
Mike
had half a week, a weekend, and a week
came down with not strep throat
super not fun
we cleaned out the office
ate really good pie
pie that is secretly a brownie
COMMITTEE REPORTS
time travel
less success than usual
ad hoc mech mothers
vending machine gods giveth and taketh away
ad hoc mother knows best
several generations of really good cooks in the family means good food
misap innovative technolovies
sorry mike got sich but at least frieder's internship has a product now
steel toed ballet flats?
ad hoc shit I found in the archive
the artist's impression of a nostril
booth
builds are thursday, saturday, and sunday
move on is sooner than you think
3.5 weeks
we really need artists, there's a lot of art
we need designs for tshirts, get it to us by friday
there will be a form for tshirt ordering
nomcom
taking nominations!
nominations have to be seconded and accepted
people can't be nominated unless they're here
you can nominate yourself
nominations will be open until moveon ish probably
mike nominated for 2vp
zora nominated for corsec
skye nominated for corsec
mike nominated for president
frieder nominated for recsec
stuart nominated for 1vp
frieder nominated for treasurer
skye nominated for s@a
frieder nominated for s@a
marlena nominated for president
mike nominated for 1vp
stuart nominated for 2vp
skye nominated for recsec
I used to be an adventurer like you
but then I took an arrow for the knee
skyentology
sorry for stray arrows
misap ad hoc some poster
lost arrow
if found please return to owner
answers to harry
may be lodged in a human
fist bump r&d
when I was a child I had a bunny but he only had one ear
committee for ccolombo's fascination
skyes name is indeed spelled 7 different ways
ad hoc tim broman memorial
article 5 section 3
all officers shall be voting members who pay activities fee
sharky freshman
would like to nominate broman for Jared
snarky junior
would like to nominate broman for leader 3 life
ad hoc snarky old people
nominate glsson for jared
misap snarkolepsy
success
poss ad hoc i've made a mistake
aaaargh
spontaneous shark puns
sharky sophomore committee would like to steal james's thunder
anthropomorphized question
the question today will be the last person nominated for a position
misap assassination
heavily considering pound defining steven as pres
dyslexia committee
would like to understand who was nominated for anything
ad hoc kgb no actually
OLD BUSINESS
the thing
misspelling names is not skye's fault
new business
i love you parents, however: I love you parents, however I'm gonna tell this funny story about you because you're old
change however to and
passes
dat low hanging fruit
caroline: ....no.
marlena was an hour late to leave for sxsw
mom wanted to pick a good lipstick color for marlena
like
really wanted to
"skye is that your natural hair color?"
mike went to grandma's house for break
had a purple mohawk
walked in the door and grandma just GASPED
caroline's parents don't drink much
has never seen them drunk
went to wine country
they were very fascinated the WHOLE week with twerking
mcginnis got his mother cards against humanity for christmas
the dude in brian's family with the next longest hair has hair shorter than frieder's
someone in James's family got a recruitment offer from a south african PMC
append to purpose "and spend the rest of the meeting listening to jcolmar's stories about his father"
james's dad was once rendered unconscious in a barfight by a block of the cheese
at sxsw there are a lot of parties
like, all the time
you walk in you get a free tequila a free beer and a taco
marlena's mom offered to go bar hopping with her
james's father had a friend named fuzzy who tried to trade bugs with the zoo
upon trying to print out their boarding passes, caroline's family had to turn on three computers
one didn't have the adobe plugin, one didn't have the right email, and one???
james's father tried to buy the bounced check to a prostitute that ended jerry springer's career as mayor
glenn's parents will repeatedly take trips to go and observe the new wind farm developments
PASSES
$3 to james, he and anyone with parent stories will chair
i love your parents, but: eyebrow waggle
at sxsw, speaking of urban dictionary
there was a games corner
what do you think about butt taco
and marlena went, no.
steven's mom has got it going on
sam needs an adult
it you know what he means
FAILS
"unneccessary" "air quotes": ehehehehehehehehehe
replace purpose with ""endless" "laughter""
point of order, what's a "butt taco"
that's not a point of order
you don't want to know what a butt taco is
something that jfk said
but, what if sam wants a taco
PASSES
$2 to frieder, he will chair
motion to allocate $500 for booth
we need it
dillon thinks it's within the bounds
PASSES
world travellers and explorers: to go to or pretend to go to and bring back or make up interesting stories about those places
there was some dude who went from europe to china and back and made up stories about alligators
so this one time, at band camp
marlena saw edward snowden at sxsw
the only deadly animal mike saw in australia was a wallaby
eforney went to australia and the only deadly animal she saw there was MAN
andton giradelli has a prosthetic leg and a real foot
this one time, ccolombo went to disney world
and had a magical day
steven went to dormont
the cafe closes at 2pm on sunday as opposed to 3pm
mike is nicolas cage
PASSES
$5 to marlena, anyone who can tell or come up with an interesting story
the kids call me the crimea: because insert something funny
all the kids call me crimea because everyone wants this port
now don't crimea river
PASSES
$1 to mcginnis, anyone who does inflate the kgb's bids
no pun intended: to have discussion on this committee where no pun is made and the discussion lasts 10 comments
point of order: not a chance
(not a comment)
seven did the "no pun in ten" joke
this committee fails
two people are rowing through the forest
one says "where's your paddle"
the other says OH GOD A TALKING MUFFIN
PASSES
$5 to mcginnis, people who intend to be funny and aren't
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES
jokes jokes jokes: explaining a joke would defeat the purpose
misap dicks dicks dicks reports
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
porpoise pun
boats boats boats
change name to "spokes spokes spokes" and purpose to "bikes bikes bikes"
PASSES
change name to "yokes yokes yokes" and the purpose to "too many oxen"
change purpose to "eggs"
change name to "blokes blokes blokes" and the purpose to "getting into barfights"
purpose: I need eforney to say somethings o my headache will go away
zokes: that's not even a word
announcements
EVENT
improv nighte
7:00 friday PH A18B
tshirts
we counted all the tshirts!
they're for sale
mike will post a count online
booth
builds thursdays at 5:30 pm
saturdays sundays at noon
we need artists!
we need designs for tshirts by friday
nomcom
think about nominations and stuff
schmucks
puzzlehunt is saturday
register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
you can have up to five people on your team
you can also register solo
if there are any ladies who want to push buggy for apex, they want you
zombies cmu is next week
you can register with cmu parkour
aepi will be selling donuts ouside of doherty on weds
we are now in purple
