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Marlena Had a Weekend -- UGT and Home
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Marlena Had a weekend -- Acts its age and running jumping was awesome and there were smores
     She bellowed....
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     Website!
  
Stuart had a weekend -- underground tour!
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Stuart had a weekend and ITR
    P1 OS
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    and got interview at TOC
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    New Person-- Ben Kaplan
  
Mike had a weekend -- also started with the underground tour
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Mike had a weekend
     they enjoyed it...
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     Event was great, it was great and fire and it was great
     Sunday work death
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     Get Board Get Carded is happening this weekned!
  
Zora -- underground tour
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Zora had a weekend
     tour to food
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     went home and slept because illness
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    Bttlestar galactica
  
 
Skye had a weekend
 
Skye had a weekend
  
Dillon had a weekend
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Dillon went to PennApps
    UGT and OS
 
  
Frieder weekend was the underground tour
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Frieder only got 2 shirts at the TOC
    and then didn't have a weekend
 
  
Committee Reports!
 
2VP forgot to announce event -- IT'S RUNNING JUMPING CLIMBNING TREES
 
    UC Black chairs at 6:30
 
  
Max Bid is a failure
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Existing committees
  
Sam has the Thing! -- he's not at fault for Wean Catching Fire
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    Avi won PennApps
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    CtFwS rules committee did stuff this weekend!
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    Future is Now!
 +
    The FIlm Club Committee had joined film club
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    The Skyentology committee would like to apologize for the rain...
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    The innovative technologies committee successfully tested its rainmaker!
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    The ad hoc sad comic comittee would like to report a tiny snake going up to a big snake and made sure they were poisonous
 +
   
  
Untable the 2VP forgot committee
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Mike has the THING!!! -- the TOC is not their fault this week
    Since the committe has fulfilled its purpose, motion to table indefinately
 
          Been tabled
 
  
Committee to Stop
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Frieder would like to make a $15 allocation for real russian hat!!!
Purpse: Hammer Time
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     Passed!  
    Hammer's Face?
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     Hat given
    Hammer Sharks?
 
     Vote!  
 
     Abstain = passed
 
    $2 to Frieder
 
    Chaired by Frieder and all physics minors
 
  
Life without Archies Committee
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Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies
Wean Hall
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     Passed!
     Vote!  
 
    Passed
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
  
2VP Forgot to report the event
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Inverted Colors Committee: Have anyone whos hair is dyed stand on their head
Purpose: so Mike can report
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     Zora says this fails
     Motion to table for 2 eons
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    Passed
          after about 20 minutes
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    $3 to Droodles, chaired by the polychromats
          Vote!
 
  
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Committee Jackers: To take control of and chair the next committee passed
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    Passed
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    $4 to Stuart and Frieder
  
Ruin Committees Committee
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Banach Tarski Banach Tarski: Wait, there are 2 hats?!?!?!
Purpose: assasinate the 2VP
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    Just one committee
     Vote!
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     Passed
    $3 to Frieder
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    $7 to McGinnis
    Chaired by anyone below the 2VP in sucession
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    Chaired by all Committee Jackers chairs
  
Moving on to a boat committee
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Use your words: punch first, ask questions later
purpose: mishear
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    Not endorsed by the KGB as an organization
    houseboats committee approves
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    Frieder, you're totally supposed to protect the president
    lonely island committee approves
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    Passed
    Boat!
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    $18 to McGinnis
    $2 to Dillon
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    Chaired by: Frieder
    Chaired by any dropboat employees
 
  
The Real Actual Facts Committee
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CtFwS WtFwS CtFwS: Wait, a key this whole time?
Purpose: we only said one line "my name is alex"
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    Passed
    The sex geccos died   
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     $3 t Murphy
    Vote!
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     Chaired: Murphy
     $2 to Frieder   
 
     Chaired by Frieder and the sex geccos
 
  
CtFwS Rules Committee
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The Committee to just tell me a story: so that Frieder can tell us a story
Purpose: change the CtFwS
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     Passed
     Serious tag!!!!!!!!
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     $4 to Frieder
     Discuss the blue things
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     Chaired by Christian and himself
     Sam to blue
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          (FYI that company was PDT Partners... we're not being recorded)
    how do we join? poke mike to join
 
    Vote
 
    $11 to Ed
 
    Mike shall chair
 
  
Exec Cover Up Committee
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I don't want to work but i have to: to go on Tumblr instead ... or various other things, or Reddit
Purpose: the future, not the past
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    The innovative technologies committee approves
     $1 to Frieder
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    The Xander Memorial committee reports success
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    Heart in the Box
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    Passed
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     $2 to Drew
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    Disbanded!
  
Not to exceed $50 for this event
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Shakespeare appreciation committee: retell stories inaccurately for people who are not paying attention
     Passes
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    Shakespeare jokes
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    Passed
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    $5 to Droodles
 +
     Chaired by anyone who made a shakespeare joke
  
Forgetful exec
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See++Pourpose: SeaTurtle
Purpose: Exec, get it together
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    Motion to adopt a cTurtle?
    $2 to Frieder
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    Passed
     Charied by Frieder (he's on exec)
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     $???
  
^ That committee reports SUBMIT TO PRAVDA
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standing rule that if ppl cant think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it goes to frieder
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    fails
  
Skye's computer is trash
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Standing rule that if people can't think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it defaults to a arbitrary subset of attendance
Purpose: to test the recsec
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    Passed
    but guys in the kgb its always Monday
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    Vote!     
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Victor Sages' Answering Machine: To recieve all those calls
     $1 to McGinnis
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    Passed
     DISBANDED
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     $3 to Drew
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     Frieder shall chair
  
Late Committee Reports Committee: if exec can forget it, so can the rest of us
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Unfortunate google searches: for when you really want to type the model symbol in latex
     This is what the time travel committee is fpr
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     We were all in cluster last year....
     the DJK nightmare in dreamland committee reports silliness from dan john
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     Passed
    Vote
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    $2 to Jay
    $2 to Mike
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    Frieder
    Disbanded
 
  
The Forgetful Exec passes it off to Stuart
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This is totally serious business committee: XMEN ARE BETTER THAN AVENGERS
    Report: New People!!!!
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    Comics suck
          Connor Forney!!!!!!!!!!!!! ECE, Cincinati, male
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    Passed
          Sunny, ECE, India, 1.2 billion people
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    $15 to Drew
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    Chaired by people who like the avengers better
  
Have at it Committee
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Last committee drew will ever buy{at this meeting}: to make drew personally fund the KGB
Purpose: all changes made to the name and purpose will be friendly
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     Passed
    Vote!
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     $67 to Drew
    $3to Frieder
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     DISBANDED
    Chaired Brian, himself
 
 
 
Late punchlines
 
    Get down tonight
 
 
 
 
 
Out of Order
 
Race Conditions
 
    Subcommittee of itself
 
    If this committee is passed and disbanded, will they all be?
 
          Yes
 
      Vote!
 
    Failed!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
Salute the president
 
 
 
To be or not to be
 
Has been named                       
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
 
 
Broken waterfountain committee
 
Whatever could this sign on the waterfountain committee
 
     Append the crappy waterfountain the matsci wing in DH
 
    Vote!
 
     $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
 
 
Warning, incoming Mike
 
Find a way to make keys not jangle
 
    Pockets?
 
    Why carry keys when you can carry picks
 
     Vote!
 
    $1 to McGinnis
 
    Disbanded
 
  
KGB Soundprint Committee
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REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get board get carded
To create a sonic profile of every KGB member to identify them while moving
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     Vote on Booth next meeting!
    Dillatory by the NSA
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     Vote
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Schmucks:
     $1 to McGinnis
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     R7 Party at 9, come have fun on Saturday!
     Disbanded
 
  
Purple and Pho
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We are now in purple
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Purple and get pho!

Revision as of 08:54, 23 September 2014

Marlena Had a weekend -- Acts its age and running jumping was awesome and there were smores

   Website!

Stuart had a weekend and ITR

   and got interview at TOC
   New Person-- Ben Kaplan

Mike had a weekend

   Event was great, it was great and fire and it was great
   Get Board Get Carded is happening this weekned!

Zora had a weekend

   went home and slept because illness
   Bttlestar galactica

Skye had a weekend

Dillon went to PennApps

Frieder only got 2 shirts at the TOC


Existing committees

    Avi won PennApps
    CtFwS rules committee did stuff this weekend! 
    Future is Now!
   The FIlm Club Committee had joined film club
   The Skyentology committee would like to apologize for the rain...
   The innovative technologies committee successfully tested its rainmaker!
   The ad hoc sad comic comittee would like to report a tiny snake going up to a big snake and made sure they were poisonous
   

Mike has the THING!!! -- the TOC is not their fault this week

Frieder would like to make a $15 allocation for real russian hat!!!

   Passed! 
   Hat given

Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies

   Passed!

Inverted Colors Committee: Have anyone whos hair is dyed stand on their head

   Zora says this fails
    Passed
    $3 to Droodles, chaired by the polychromats

Committee Jackers: To take control of and chair the next committee passed

   Passed
   $4 to Stuart and Frieder

Banach Tarski Banach Tarski: Wait, there are 2 hats?!?!?!

    Just one committee
    Passed
    $7 to McGinnis
    Chaired by all Committee Jackers chairs

Use your words: punch first, ask questions later

    Not endorsed by the KGB as an organization
    Frieder, you're totally supposed to protect the president
    Passed
    $18 to McGinnis
    Chaired by: Frieder
CtFwS WtFwS CtFwS: Wait, a key this whole time? 
   Passed
   $3 t Murphy
   Chaired: Murphy

The Committee to just tell me a story: so that Frieder can tell us a story

   Passed
   $4 to Frieder
   Chaired by Christian and himself
         (FYI that company was PDT Partners... we're not being recorded)

I don't want to work but i have to: to go on Tumblr instead ... or various other things, or Reddit

   The innovative technologies committee approves
   The Xander Memorial committee reports success
   Heart in the Box 
   Passed
   $2 to Drew
   Disbanded!

Shakespeare appreciation committee: retell stories inaccurately for people who are not paying attention

   Shakespeare jokes
   Passed
   $5 to Droodles
   Chaired by anyone who made a shakespeare joke

See++Pourpose: SeaTurtle

    Motion to adopt a cTurtle?
    Passed
   $???

standing rule that if ppl cant think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it goes to frieder

   fails

Standing rule that if people can't think of someone to chair the committee soon enough it defaults to a arbitrary subset of attendance

   Passed
   

Victor Sages' Answering Machine: To recieve all those calls

   Passed
   $3 to Drew
   Frieder shall chair

Unfortunate google searches: for when you really want to type the model symbol in latex

   We were all in cluster last year....
   Passed
   $2 to Jay
   Frieder

This is totally serious business committee: XMEN ARE BETTER THAN AVENGERS

   Comics suck
   Passed
   $15 to Drew
   Chaired by people who like the avengers better

Last committee drew will ever buy{at this meeting}: to make drew personally fund the KGB

   Passed
   $67 to Drew
   DISBANDED

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS: Get board get carded

   Vote on Booth next meeting!
   

Schmucks:

   R7 Party at 9, come have fun on Saturday!

We are now in purple Purple and get pho!