Difference between revisions of "Minutes20160215"

Latest revision as of 17:00, 22 April 2016

EXEC REPORTS

   Mike
       had a weekend
       dyed 4 people's hair on saturday
       saw that reddit thread with a gun
           deadpool
       s i c k
           please be kind y'all
   
   skye
       had a weekend
       horrible movie with a gun
           lots of in-jokes that she missed
       if you have ducks please give them back
           she needs them back
       new people
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       also wnet to the event
           had the best time possible by playing sentinels and then MONIKERS
       EVENT
           ctfws
           7:00 DH 2315 friday
               go to the rules presentaiton (at that time)
               we changed the rules 4 real y'all go
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       was at the lunar gala for A LONG TIME on saturday
           only messed up a little bit
       valentines day
           so that happened
       there's a pravda!
   
   zora
       had a weekend
       drew friendos
       watched hairdye
       wrote a VERY BORING TAX EMAIL on valentines day
           thank u dates contributors
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       joe dont die please
           dropping classes is hard
   
   murphy
       had a weekend
       was the monikers fairy
           very enthusiastic
       SENTINELS
       HIS HAIR IS HALF A RAINBOW
       learned today that when he's sleep deprived he has SO MANY MORE FEELINGS
           hamilton makes emotions
           he's shaken
           

~~Special word from chair~~

   how point of whatever works
       say the thing (it's an interrupt)
       then WAIT until mike calls on you
       if they don't call on you, sucks to suck

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   murphy drunk texts frieder
       murphy also gets emotional when he's drunk
   
   booth
       NEW BUILD ON THURSDAY: 6:30 - 9:30 IN THE KAGE
       come to builds yall
       art! construction! painting!
           so many task
   
   monikers rules wanking
       MURPHY RESPONDED TO HIS MOTHER'S SIMPLE QUESTION WITH 400 WORDS
   
   lots of committees
       come to the first R7 party of 2016!
       saturday at 9:00
       if you don't know where it is, ask joe or dillon
           it's like living on the hill except it doesn't suck
       
   peoples paper air force
       where are the pravdas
       there they are
   
   assassins in conj with the committee to assassinate
       RETURN THE DUCKS
   
   KGbuggy
       dillon has infiltrated the ranks
       note: kgb's text doesn't get erased between now and their meeting
   
   all weather toms
       success!
       failure!
   
   meta committee
       it has reported
   
   awk classroom noises
       when ur duck squeaks in interp
   
   shit jokes in conj with time travel
       more like DIE-lan amirite
   
   history
       history repeats itself
   
   history
       history repeats itself
   
   stupid history
       history only repeats itself sometime
   
   kitchen adventures
       soon

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       ctfws is not fireders fault
   
   ad hoc committee for old business calls for the orders of the day
   
   retroactive time travel committee: we'll see
       motion to table for -10 weeks
       owen can confirm that it works that way
       we know it does, it already has
       all actions in robert's rules of order are time reversable
   PASSES
   $4 to owen, frieder will chair
   
   time shenanigans y'all
   
   look who's not ehere: something in song
   FAILS
   
   salt pants: when you're walking in the winter and you can tell where your shoelaces flip up
       everything in R7 is covered in salt rn
       luckily
       poll!
           salt more than sand
               some hands
           coal sinders
               brian
           mostly sand
               fewer hands
           no snow
               areese
       erins house is fild with salt
           but that's just bc they hate each other
       deer committee: licks this
       protip: if you always wear shoes, it doesnt matter
           that sounds hard
       related to deer:
           erin's mom was apple santa
           the deer SWARMED her
   PASSES
   $3 to erin, anybody who has the saltpants problem or really likes apples
   
   neotranshumanist better human being: to debug the people
       chaos committee: an action!
       would it be better or worse to sign our message
           we should sign it as film club
   PASSES
   $2 to frieder, all the programmers will chair
   
   apple fact: to make apples to apples and the electronics
       change name to "false applle facts"
           passes
       change name to "true apple facts committee but sneakily keep all of the apple facts false"
           PASSES
       motion to put bugs in the apples
           no
       did u know that if you throw an apple hard enough you can break concrete
       did u know that einstein came up with the theory of relativity after seeing several apple smoving at light speed
       did u know that you can fix your computer by rubbing an apple on it
       did u know that raspberries are just bunches are v small apples
       did u know that quarks are just made up of v small apples
           cern says
       does that mean that raspberry pies are just apple computers
       the apple is the powerhouse of the cell
       potatos are just apples with more fiber
       cotton candy is just apples with less fiber
   PASSES
   $6 to cliff, everyone who doesn't like apples will chair
   
   motion to put worms in an apple
       passese
   
   the ture meaning of st valentines day ____________ committee: to convince the germans of a bunch of made up shit about chaucer and see how he likes it
       worms thought the point was gonna be the st valentines day massacre
       stupid history: queen victoria was salty and vindictive
           apparently he was too
       the actual true meaning is valentine being beaten to death with clubs
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, whoever created kraft singles
   
   committee on chiaar disappointment: to be the body underwhich worms can operate
       erin supports, short chair backs suck
       "graft singles"
           i don't wanna transcribe that fully
       worms is disappointed in hsi small chair
       frieder's a comics tease
       change all disappointed or disappointment with "misappointed" pr "misappointment"
           FIALS
       point of information: which appointment
           eyyyyy
       to tim: i am very sorry about my mangled minutes
   PASSES
   $1 to murphy, future chairs of the kgb will chair
   
   this is veyr confusing
   
   committee to generalize st valentines day: to make everyone with an even number of partners feel terrible
       what
       AND THE LOGIC KIDS GO WILD
       chagne purpose to include imaginary numbers
           fails
       append to  purpose "and get clubbed to death while surrounded by people with an odd number of partners"
           passes
       what is happening
       i think waifu is where partners was is somewhere and orangotangomango is wherever that was
       change orangotangomango to "pardner" with hat tip
           passes
       apples are purple
       apples are poepl
       kgb's glorious airforce reports
   PASSES
   $3 to owne, anyone who has a friend in me
       or him
       i'm not sure
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $80 for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   irl mra: yeah pretty much that
       storytelling:
           xander was wearing a cloak
           some neckbeard wearing a fedora came up to xander and went "what up with the cloak"
           and xander went "what up with the hat"
           and the guy said "this hat is COOL" and tipped it and WALKED AWAY
           why this
       erin got milady'd and i am so sorry
       chaos committee:L another action
       typos for days
       HATTIP IS A UNICODE SYMBOL
           it's a swirly arrow
           ↬
           thx dillon
   PASSES
   $2 to frieder, disbanded
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50 cents to buy an apple in which to buy worms
       you know how y'all throw pennies?
           you can allocate them
           use a post it
       take him to the ~big~ apple
       motion to table for one week
           PASSES
   tabled
   
   s-k-y-t-o-u-r: to collect all the paper airplains and give tours in them
       motion to append an "e" to the sky at the beginning
           sure
       motion to append an e to the purpose
           sure
       the chair needs to pop more pills
           what were we doing
           we're collecting the paper airplanes and giving tours in theme
       there's a limerick with skye in it?
       ksye was recnetly asked to write 2000 words on her name
           she started it the way she always does
               "skye toor is a great name if you're a golden retriever, a skywriter, or a cocaine dealer"
           it came back with lots of question marks, teh comment "you should change that" and no grade
   PASSES
   $1 to joe, skye and her english professor will chair
   
   motion to passt this motion
       it's a good idea
       OBJECTION
       question called
       OBJECTION
       and joe is filabustering
       call the question
       OBJECTION mrs jenkins says nothing in this world is free
       i am getting hella transcription training yall
       this won't work until our demands are met
           SOLIDARITY FOREVER SOLIDARITY FOREVER
       brian will not stop filabustering in a house. brian will not stop filabustering in a...
   PASSES
   
   motion to pass this motion by lack of a second
       its a LOOP
   
   out of order commitee: wow
       god this is the FIFTH TIME in THREE YEARS
       change name to "in order"
           passes
       table indef
           passes
   tbaled
   
   out of order: yeah that
       change name to in order
           passes
       motion to disband out of order committee
           out of order
       table indef
           passes
   tabled

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       ctfws
           7:00pm in dh 2315, friday
       judges meetings
           tues 8:30 weh 5304
           thurs 8 weh 5304
       fence
           yeah! but on wednesday because snow tomorrwo
           email exec@cmukgb.org or message skye
           there will be a spreadsheet
           please fill it oute
   
   NOMCOM
       dillon, sam, ed, and tim
       they're doin it

SCHMUCKS

   ITR
       saturday maybe
           go vote in a poll bc it might matter
   
   brian and mvarner and maybe craig are goin on a booth adventure
       ping brian