Difference between revisions of "Minutes20151102"

Latest revision as of 17:26, 22 April 2016

OFFICER REPORTS

   mike
       had a weekend
       GRAD SCHOOL
       also farts
   
   skye
       had a weekend
       we had TWO BATMANS at the event
       new people
           worms, econ at pitt, monroeville, not through the window
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       started with the event (sentinels!!)
       went to another party where he was ALSO in costume and played sentinels
       EVENT
       kgb digs its own grave
           7:00, breed hall, friday
           it's karaoke
       ctfws!
           go see the announcement at the bottom
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       finished a sweater
           it was too small
           now it's a cat bed
       it's november so she's knitting another sweater
           
   zora
       had a weekend
       comp is crap
       IS PRINTING A BOOK
   
   joe
   had a weekend
       involved a surprising amount of uke
       lots of shell (?)
       p-p-p-p-puns
   
   murphy
       had a weekend
       got to make dumb puns on his costume
       also ITR!
           lots of new people! ran the whole thing himself
       all the compilers
       all the syntax
       had to check to see if his birthday was in fact tomorrow

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   swear of the week
       fuck sticks
   
   free food distribution committee
       murphy walked out tf the uc with a scone
       put it in his bike basket
       biked here
       it was gone
       there is a scone on the mall
   
   roomba army
       zhhhhhhh dodododoot doDOO
   
   visit the director of the fbi while he's still here
       if you weren't already on a list, you are now
   
   disbanded michael c murphy memorial committee
       murphy made his job in the cmu directory "not the vice-president of student affairs"
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       missing a midterm is not redwana's fault this week
   
   committee to find the real difference between math and logic
   PASSES
   $1 to maddy, owen will chair
   

NEW BUSINESS

   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $1 for owen
       joe is the treasurer!
       zero dollars does not exceed 1 dollar
       mike doesn't want to set precedent with this committee
       motion to table indefinitely
   FAILS
   
   winner of this committee receives a hundred dollars: winner of this committee receives a hundred dollars, second place receives nothing
       motion to append "from the official bank of zimbabwe" to the purpose
           they just use USD now
       everyone's an economist!
   PASSES
   $?? to afalk
   
   committee on second person shooters: to create a genre of video games in which you play the person getting shot
       isn't this a first person shooter
           no: you switch to the person ABOUT to die, and you're the bad guy so you can't fight for shit
           as a game designer, marlena thinks that this is just a FPS where you're losing
       we should make this our booth
           booth committee points out that we still have time to change our theme
       motion to change this committee to "give a million kids to owen"
           PASSES
       motion to clarify that the kids are goat kids
           PASSES
       there's a service where you can just hire someone to bring goats to eat your lawn
       we are now in purple
   PASSES
   $?? to harry, ?? will chair
   
   committee to give owen 10 millon pet rocks: to make owne in charge of an international provider of gravel and paving stones
       note: not the committee to get owen stoned
       motion to change name to "give owen 10 million rock pets"
           afalk has the relevant rock
           owen says "acceptable"
           PASSES
       yarnivores stole a rock
       motion to add to the purpose "and also bread rolls" so he can get rocks and rolls
           PASSES
   PASSES
   $2 to owen, owen will chair
   
   everyone's an economist: to make sure that that never happens again
       erin played monopoly once, she knows how money works
           fun fact, the banker is supposed to screw you over
       tim played monopoly once, he knows how money works
       worms is an actual economics student, he has no idea about how money works
       we are all adults: we do not know
           (nika's not)
       that cool hack you found about embezzlement? that's fraud
       life hacks: commit crime
       change name to "KGB commits white collar crime"
           PASSES
       motion to append to the purpose "money isn't real"
           FAILS
       change name to "kgb commits purple collar crimes. it's a little more, you know, cool."
           PASSES
       change name to "kgb commits really fancy turnt up collar crime because you know, we're going somewhere nice tonight"
           PASSES
       fuck all of you
       motion to whatever
           nah
       how does this committee feel about three polos, ALL with the collars popped
           that's not very economical, is it?
   PASSES
   $2 to kelly, the director of the nsa will chair
   
   not the 90s: wow we're slow
       there's this really cool new way to store your viles
           it's a square, it has a little flappydoo
           that's a typo up there and i do not care
       change name of the committee to "not the 90s!!!!"
       PASSES
       this is technically from the 2000s, but it was forever ago so whatever
           harry's school computer got a virus that would spew confetti whenever you opened word
       change name to "actually the 80s, with a bush and a clinton running and also a new star wars movie"
       motion to replace "clinton" with "decaucus"
           FAILS
           how do you spell old white man names
       when did the 90s become a concept?
           the 80s
           actually as soon as the decade rolls over
       motion to change the puropse to "the gay 90s"
           PASSES
   PASSES
   $3 to joe, the gay 90s will chair

   why i paid attention in middle school english: new vocab word: hore
       spelled "hore" but erin paid attention
       the DOCTOR'S named frankenstein, not the monster
       kelly has had teachers named Ms. hor and ms butt
       the teacher for erin's class never committed an outfit once
           nick's teacher did that with superhero tshirts
           mike aspires to that
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, erin's english teacher will chair
   
   socially unacceptable transportation: skipping is better than running
       heelies
       if you don't alternate legs, it becomes galloping
           cooler and better
       rickshaw but the seat is made out of people also
       car-skateboarding
           interpret that as you may
           GLENN'S DAD WOULD THREATEN TO MAKE THEM DO THAT
           glenn called his bluff and he got scared
       we make a bus, like the flinstones, but the passengers run it
       pedal pubs. that is all
           harry saw one in pgh where everyone was wearing different colored wigs
       erin's grandmother used to do the car skateboard thing with sledding
       change purpose to "breeding dogs large enough to ride" instead of "skipping"
           PASSES
           they only have to be big enough to carry espy
           there are totally dogs big enough
               we've succeeded
   PASSES
   $1 to erin, erin and any one who goes on a pedal pub tour with her
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
   PASSES
   
   stupid history committee: skye reported from it earlier but it doesn't exist
       change COMMITTEE to "stupid history: facts are for kids"
           PASSES
       you'll never guess what warren g harding named his penis
           jerry
           (james poke)
           no really, it's jerry
           it's on the record
               he wrote smutty fucknotes with all the women he was having affairs with
                   like james joyce but funnier
       motion to make next week's swear of the week "smutty fucknotes"
           the swear of the week committee approves
       aaron burr once set himself on fire by trying to light a candle with a gun
       johnson wwas known for dropping his pants to try to intimidate people
           he was known as a great negotiator
           is that what he named his penis
               no he named it jumbo
       change name to "historical dick jokes"
           passes
       change name to "historical dick truths"
           PASSES
       note: purpose is still "facts are for kids"
           "facts are for kids, but like, goat kids"
           we're on a list
   PASSES
   $4 to afalk, afalk, skye, and kate beaton will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       we dig our own graves
       aka we sing
       friday, 7pm, breed hall
   
   CTFWS
       capture the flag with stuff
       next week!
       you can find info about it
           on our website, or rules.cmukgb.org
           we suggest you do actually look at the rules
       if you wanna judge, email exec.cmukgb.org
       espy drew a cuttlefish
           (dick fish)
   
   shirts
       and sweatshirts!
       murphy is going to post a form to order them tonight!
           sweatshirts
           my actions
       prices will be on the form, and a link to the picture
       we still have scarves so just...ask someone for those
       buggy and ctfws shirts will be next semester
       we have some letters in the office
   
   DUES    
       if you pay your dues, you get a discount
       $15 for a semester, $20 for the year
   
   booth
       theme is octodad!
       meetings on sundays, ph a18*, 1:30

SCHMUCKS

   brunch
       erin gets brunch at schatz!
       10:30 on sunday
   
   spaghetti????
       mirantis
       by the campus deli
       it's good go there
   
   demosplash
       this weekend
       come hang!
       in gates hillman
           friday night, all day saturday
       chiptune concert on friday at 9:30 in rashid
   
   harry is djing
       sometime between 10 and 12
       he doesn't know where it is or exactly when
       he'll post on facebook!
   
   banghra in the burgh
       this weekend!
       this is a good time to go see it. we're really good.
       erin and kelly are stage managing
   
   puzzlehunt
       THIS WEEKEND
       noon to 8 on saturday
   
   allies hair dying
       sunday, 7pm, 420A in cfa
       they're meeting at cfa to walk over