Difference between revisions of "Minutes20151019"

Latest revision as of 17:27, 22 April 2016

EXEC REPORTS

   mike
       had a weekend
       maybe did stuff?
       did science for a really really long time
   
   skye
       had a weekend
       is now dead
       new people
           jonathan, undecided, new york, brought that
           andrew, astrophysics, chicago, got kidnapped from league
           charles, IS, doesn't matter, did not do his homework five minutes ago
   
   dillon
       had a weekend
       NPP was great
       what the fuck did he do saturday
       ANYWAY sunday
           ctfws rules, senate then just. thinking about ctfws rules
       EVENT
           movie night!
           breed hall, 7pm, friday
           VOTING and MOVIES
   
   erin
       had a weekend
       started with a minirave in her basement
           it wasn't much of a rave
       homework almost done! science worked! things aren't burning!
   
   zora
       had weekend
       was in fact the opposite of last weekend
           (instead of being stressed and not doing enough work they said FUCK IT and didn't do enough work)
           but they are happier for it
   
   joe
       had a weekend
       antijoke?
           i missed it my comp pooped
   
   murphy
       had a weekend
       began with the event
           gwwaaaaah introversion
       compilers, sleep, let's plays
           shoulda gone to octodad
           instead watched ALL of the let's plays

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   ad hoc no shit sherlock
       there was paint splattered on the sidewalk near the fence
       GUESS WHO DID IT
   
   swear of the week
       by jove's misshapen left testicle
   
   ad hoc architecture students
       you can consume nothing but poptarts for 6 days with little to no detriment to your health
   
   BOOTH
       theme is octodad! you can play it for free by googling octodad
       we're gonna have planning meetings EVERY SATURDAY: 1:30 - 3:30
       make the booth come ALIIIIIIIVE
           please come
   
   i had a weekend committee
       no, mari did not
   
   lame puns
       practice is instrumental for being a good musician
   
   entrances
       murphy exited a window out of porter...
           ...into a construction zone
   
   ad hoc shit my biochem prof does
       he managed to draw a protein that looked like a penis
           labeled it "MyKKK"
           aaaand at the end realized that he's been giving the wrong lecture the whole time
   
   shit my grandparents do
       "you're much "prettier" than in your profile picture.
           From, "Grandpa""
   
   ad hoc, learning a new language, but
       DON'T FUCK UP THE TONES IN CHINESE
   

OLD BUSINESS

   the thing!
       midsemester death is not skye's fault this week
   
   untable KGB Stock Market
   PASSES
   $1 to Craig, his laptop will chair
   
   untable find the real difference between math and logic committee
       tabled for one hour

NEW BUSINESS

   telling old people about weird videogames: so, i was facetimeing with my grandma
       Erin told her grandma about octodad
           "wait, wouldn't things be easier for an octopus"
       murphy's pumped
           our theme got the better of his ego
       erin is gona use this committee to tell her grandma about hatoful boyfriend
   PASSES
   $1 to Erin, grandparents who pretend to have an interest in what their grandkids do will chair
   
   KGB house system: to create unnecessary internal strife, hogwarts style
       all the colored hair people in one house, everyone else somewhere else
       motion to flip the gender binary
           so moved
       motion to make the colorful house spoontinudigu
           any misspellings are spoontinudiguus
   PASSES
   $2 to Erin, everyone in green house will chair
   
   I Omenta Estien Ilyë Lé Quenyanen: to name you all in quenya
       Quenya is one of the elvish languages in LOTR
       thanks to Jeffrey for emailing me that committee name in advance
       Jane and Jeffrey have all of exec
           Mike - Manvo Windaher
               (Michael: Manveru) 
               (winda = woof, -her = lord)
           Skye - Helle Raucotári
               (rauco = demon, -tári queen)
           Dillon - Ëaro Erulehto
               (Erulehto = Jeremy)
           Erin - Íverin Heriyaulion
               (heri = lady, yaulion = of cats)
           Zora - Amaurea Ambaculuina
               (amba = top, culuina = orange (in color))
           Joe - Úvo Turpoicaron
               (Joseph: Úvitéru)
               (tur = master, poicaron = of cleaners)
           Murphy - Ëarohtar Aranturma
               (aran = king, turma = shield)
       these are SO GOOD
       talk to them if you want rad quenya name translations/nicknames B)
       misap filibuster: what do those mean in tolkien's OTHER elvish languages
       erin once got a book from her old neighbor that is just songs from LOTR
           she'll bring it back after thanksgiving
       filibuster: now presents a report on conlangs by shawn night
   PASSES
   $5 to Jeffrey, jeffrey and jane will chair
   
   crowdsource a conlang: resurrect the KGB official dictionary
       MOTION TO ADD SPOONTINUDIGU
       SEAGULL SECOND FUCK
       we could make a wiki
           thanks for volunteering, marlena!
   PASSES
   $1 to ed, disbanded
   
   motion to make the official pronunciation of spoontinudigu, "spontineity spontaneity"
       marlena: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT i started that poorly
           this is a tangled mess and it is confusing
       can we get the derivatives of spoontinudigu first?
           relative to space or time?
   FAILS
   
   motion to make the official pronunciation of the word formally known as "spontineity spontaneity," "spoontinudigu"
   PASSES
   
   fractured fairytales: to inappropriately insert fairytales into real life in inappropriate situations
       you mean up isn't a fairytale?
       lucy, bad news! Aslan has been shot by an american dentist
       sidenote: there's a parody of the bylaws on the wiki
       harry's arm is just comfortable like that
       motion to table for 20 minutes
           FAILS
   PASSES
   $1 to Joe, disbanded
   
   motion to add ed into random fairytales
   
   the kgb swear jar: to fund a megabooth with six stories for this year
       isn't that just gonna turn into the weasley's house?
       we could be as tall as cfa
       motion to make cfa our booth
       motion to put REAL tentacles on our booth
       in the interest of absorbing all the other booths into our own: marlena would entertain a motion to change the purpose to agar.io booth
       in the interest of absorbing all the other booths into our own: motion to change our theme to katamari
   PASSES
   $6 to craig, everyone but dylan
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed fifty dollars for supplies for the event
       PASSES
   
   motion to make an allocation not to exceed forty dollars for new watches for ctfws
       PASSES
   
   crash course: snazzy oneliners about buggy
       motion to change purpose to "the loop around flagstaff"
       motion to change purpose to "the area lined with haybales in front of scaife"
       there was almost a buggy crash on saturday
   PASSES
   
   buggy drag racing: to enter kgb into buggy, but do it as a drag race and use the parachute
       change name "kgbuggy: drag exhibition"
           PASSES
       change purpose to "kgb puts on a drag show"
           PASSES
       let's not do these dangerous things that could injure humans
       change name to "kill everyone in buggy"
           PASSES
       change name to "kgb watches bee movie"
           FAILS
       there was a buggy this weekend that hit a pothole AND THE POTHOLE LOST
   PASSES
   $1 to craig, everyone wearing glasses will chair
   
   holyshit it's midterms, time to destress: movies and cookies in a building at some point
       motion to the board
       motion to the executive board
       motion to append "s'mores dip" to the purpose
           s'mores dick?
               no
           PASSES
       Motion to change the thing in the thing to the other thing
           out of order
       clarification: motion to change "s'mores dip" in the purpose to "s'mores dick" in the purpose
           PASSES
       motion to put the word "dick" three times in the purpose
           PASSES
           ("s'mores dick dick dick")
       motion to change each instance of "dick" in the purpose to dick factorial
           PASSES
           ("s'mores dick! dick! dick!")
   PASSES
   $9 to erin, anybody who likes movies, cats, destressing, or s'mores dip
   
   left shark memorial committee: to revisit old memes until the cows come home
       murphy made a command???
       would it be fair to say "surprise, bitch, you thought you'd seen the last of me
       change name to "stage right shark committee"
       point of information: where did the cows go?
       wait, it isn't dead! shia surprise
   PASSES
   $1 to craig, disbanded bc he has no fun
   
   what color is this belt: to come up with memes for ctfws
       (we need something for andy warhol's belt of pop occultism)
       recsec is not hip to the memes
   PASSES
   $11 to ed, ed will chair
   

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       movie night!
       7pm breed hall friday
       dillon'll post a poll on the facebook group for movie suggestions and we'll vote on stuff at the event
   
   shirts!
       there's a poll on facebook!
       also, if you wanna do a design for a future shirt, send it on in!
           i have the spirit of the thing
           spoontinudigu
           motion to disband the kgb
   
   kgb rifle association
       there's a nerf war over the weekend
   
   ctfws rules
       meeting on sunday! mike will announce more soon
   
   exec!
       7:30 on wednesday in UC 329
   

schmucks

   come pet erin and ed's house
       they're lonely, also, cats
   
   nick bakes stuff!
       you can buy baked goods from them!
   
   brunch
       erin, ed, dylan, dillon, and tim!
       it's fun, they have food that is actually good
       10:30 on sunday
   
   ed likes bacon things

we were in purple a long time ago my bad but we're in purple again now!