Difference between revisions of "Minutes20140421"

Latest revision as of 23:45, 25 April 2016

OFFICER REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       before that had a year
       before that had more years
       this is the end for him
       after this he'll be like the rest of you
       it's been really great being at the front of the room
           is really sad that he's not gonna be around next year
       had a dream two nights ago that he teared up during his officer report
           that's not gonna happen
           
   James
       had a weekend
       worked for a long time on his thesis
       and realized he wasn't going to finished his thesis
       woke up after three hours
       finished his thesis
   
   JRAM
       had a weekend
       he and his team didn't register for google games
           so played shark banana games (board games)
       thanks for the years
       mashup
           "Don't Stop The Train" or "Crazy Believin'"
           "shouldn't it be Crazy Streetlights?" --ccolombo
           assorted laughter --everyone
       EVENT
           Bake Barter!
               we're tabling on friday from 9am to 6pm
               we want your baked goods!
               we want to trade them for your useless stuff!
           Useless Stuff Auction
               Friday 7:00 DH2315
   
   Marlena
       had a year and also a weekend
       decided she was fed up with not fun things
           so on saturday she went to a friend's house and DIDN'T BRING HER LAPTOP
           then did the same on sunday
       basically didn't do work all weekend and is now reaping the rewards
   
   Zora
       had a weekend and a year
       enjoyed standing at the front and not saying much but making their mark on history ANYWAY
       also saw Cap2 again
       yep
   
   Dillon
       had a weekend
       started with google games
           got fourth again
       spent sunday learning all of the material that he missed during booth
       he has many tests
   
   Mike
       had a weekend and a year
       the year was also really cool
       weekend involved doing a lab report
           well, saturday
           then saw captain america again on sunday

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   illustrious journalist collective
       happy ot be reporting on the coming culloing
   
   existing committee
       failure
   
   omnomnom committee
       shelby is passing around peeps
   
   ad hoc nonexisting committee
       success

   guild of calamitous intent and evil seafood league
       vote for the right people today or else
   
   i love my parents but committee
       james's dad went to the tax office to resolve james's $300 debt and came back with $700
   
   spontaneous shark pun committee
       what do you call a shark with a stutter
           stammerhead shark

OLD BUSINESS

   the Thing!
       elections are not frieder's fault

we are now in purple

ELECTIONS

   now there is a pause, in which Zora has thrown in the towel.
   Minutes resume when the next recsec is elected.
   
   Skye the Dyslexic is Rec Sec -- worry A LOT
   
   Treasurer
       AFrieder --
           Prepared for getting hit by coins and has spent enough money on the KGB this year that he deserves it
   
       Jlareau --
           Was treasurer this year and enjoyed being hit with pennies too much not to be treasurer again
           Was super on top of it this year
           **Daniel John interjects with something out of turn
   
       Dillon Wins!
   
   
   S@A
       AFrieder -- 
           Can carry stuff
   
       Steven --
           Last year as an active member -- vote for Frieder
   
       Frieder wins
   
   New Exec:
       President: Marlena
       1vp: Stuart
       2vp: Mike
       Corsec: Zora
       Recsec: Skye
       Treasurer: Dillon
       S@A: Frieder
   
   Stories!
       xander tells the sword story
       Marlena tells a story about how Bro her dad is
       
   The Omm Nom Nom Com has to burn the votes
   Everyone attacks Marlena and Stuart tries to take charge
   
   Tim motions to salute the president
   Marlena motions to salute the old presidents

NEW BUSINESS

   Motion to raise dues to $25 for the year and $20 for the semester
       passed
   
   Exec disgretionary fund to $500
       passed
   
   State of the Treasury Report -- ran a surplus this year
       Somewhere around $2600
       Bid surplus from where we were last year
       (All of drew's money has been spent)
   
   Committee -- Order of Zanaclese
       Purpose: to make sure exec doesnt screw up
       passed
       $3 to Bro-Man
   
   Comittee: Caroline's Committee
       Purpose: Encourage colorful voting
       
           In purple
           TBroman -- Fuck
       passed
       $3 to Drew
   
   Motion to allocate no more than $50 for supplies for event
       PASSES
       

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Mike -- We have an event --
       Bake/Barter and then useless stuff
       Bake some goods so we can get useless stuff
       7: Bring your wallet to buy the useless stuff from bake/barter
   

SCHMUCKS

   Motion to purple