Difference between revisions of "Minutes20131021"

Latest revision as of 23:53, 25 April 2016

EXEC REPORTS

   Broman
       had a weekend
       spent a lot of it grading, not enough of it doing 210
       also staying up too late
           because stress causes insomnia
       there was the event
       then homework
       and on Sunday there was a booth meeting
       and that brings us up to today
       you can see the state of his mouth

   Caroline
       had a weekend
       it was long
       there was the event
       and then there was preparing to capture the fence with stuff
       new people
           Eric, MechE BME, Detroit area, doesn't remember if he owns a shoebox

   JRAM
       had a weekend
       technically midsemester break
       challenged to sing tune/melody of The Middle with the lyrics to Rock lobster
       and then grading
       EVENT
           Capture the Flag with Stuff!
           Friday, 7:00, DH 2315
           we need judges! email exec

   Marlena
       had a weekend
       matching the patterns of other people's
       but had two projects due today!
           one was a horror video game
               which is coming along well and getting good feedback!
           the other was a costume
               had to create a persona
               made the guy who tries to sells you amulets in video games
               had to transport it to CFA
                   30 pounds of stuff on a bike, woo

   Zora
       had a weekend
       there was like half an hour of event
       and THREE DAYS OF LINGUISTICS CONFERENCE
           it was great
           you guys probably would be bored

   Dillon
       had a weekend
       technically midsemester break
           actually work
       event was fun, booth was fun
       wrote an autograder that went live like five minutes before the meeting!

   Mike
       had a weekend
       event!
           played a game where you roll a thing
           had a dream about the guy's face
       installed ubuntu
           still isn't a CS major
       didn't get any work done

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   KGB Marionette Committee:
       nwab

   Illustrious Journalist Collective:
       an arrest has been made with regards to the unicorn incident

   Mashup Committee:
       Crazy On My Wayward Train

   Floor Is Lava Committee:
       dance my puppets, dance

   Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7 in conjunction with all the things:
       there is a party at R7 on Saturday at 9:00!

   Evil Seafood League:
       resounding success

   Committee to Build a Mountain On Top Of Wean:
       carmel apples are fun

   ad hoc Ad Hoc Tech Talks Committee:
       welcome to the DropBoat tech talk

   Open Source Samples Committee:
       Would like to request an open source sample from this tech talk

   Guild of Calamitous Intent:
       oh really?

   is the DropBoat source code written in C?

   Evil Seafood League:
       OH YOU BASTARDS

OLD BUSINESS

   The Thing
       his team losing at CtFwS is not Stuart's fault
           in which "his team" is "the judges"

NEW BUSINESS

   Obscure Reference Committee: to distribute obscure ref points to the KGB
       wow
       1 Tim Broman point
       7 Chalkboards of Northumberland Committee: reports
       motion to surround the committee with an opaque wall or something
           no
       PASSES
       $5 to JRAM, he and Frieder will chair

   State Of My Mouth Committee: to establish bragging rights for who is most disoriented
       motion remove Will Crichton from the running
           the most oriented
       motion to have the committee's wisdom teeth removed
           oh god
       motion to append "being full of bees" to the purpose
           FAILS
       PASSES
       $3 to Alex, everyone who is in his zombie survival class and also in this room will chair

   Yoga Flame Committee: to teach you all fake yoga
       the "clock" pose
       KGB Tree Pose Committee: approves
       paper crane
       the "I'm not touching you" pose
       the "I have something to say" pose
       drownin' the person, drownin' the person
           not paper crane, drownin' the person
       did you know that acupuncture is fun and easy to learn?
       Touch My Hand Committee: reports
       squid
       the "call the question" pose
           what makes it work is the slight leg lift
       PASSES
       $40 to McGinnis, Steven and Marlena will chair

   Nonexistant Committee: there does not exist a time such that this committee exists
       made up entirely of ninjas
       strong motion to postpone indefinitely
           misappropriated Calvinball Committee: approves
           FAILS
       append the null set to the purpose
           passes
       change name to "Out of Order"
           NOPE
       motion to table until such a time as the committee no longer exists
           dilatory
       append committee to second instance of recursion committee
           FAILS
       motion to table committee to two months ago
           PASSES
           and gets taken off table
       motion to flip the table upon which this committee was just put on and then taken off
           dilatory
       motion to bed the committee
           take it out to dinner first
       WHAT COMMITTEE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT (they might be listening)
       FAILS

   Committee To Prove All The Knowledge In The Universe: to put a lot of monkeys in a lot of rooms with a lot of typewriters until they solve the continuum hypothesis
       motion to postpone until monkeys do said thing
           PASSES

   Attendance Committee: to remind the RecSec of failure
       isn't the purpose made redundant by the existance of all past RecSecs?
       PASSES
       $4 to Frieder, a;l RecSecs past and future (not present) will chair

   Insomnia Committee: to not get enough sleep
       ad hoc Inzombia Commmittee: approves in a nuuh
       change purpose to "cure sleep"
           PASSES
       isn't this committee made redundant by the fact that we go to CMU?
       Inovative Technologies Committee: has been testing subjects to check whether sleep is important
           so far, only one subject has been killed by the other subjects
           the committee considers that a good thing
       when Xander sleeps we all die
       when you empathize with someone you create a mini them in your head and then destroy them them when you think of something else
       Psychoanylitics Committee: solipsism is bad
       ad hoc I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Committee: solipsism?
       ad hoc Occam's Razor Committee: solipsism has it's uses
       how does the committee feel about lucid dreaming?
           eh, it was kind of disappointing
       Illustrious Journalist Collective: wake up YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
       append to purpose "follow white rabbit"
           FAILS
       dolphins only sleep with half of their brains
           also sharks?
           and certain migrating birds (they fly for hundreds of days at a time)
               have you ever seen a shark and a bird in a room at the same time?
       PASSES
       $7 to Skye, she and everyone else with insomnia will chair

   KGBones: to provide support for body parts that are otherwise incapable of standing on their own
       motion to prevent further changes to committee name
           FAILS
       change all s's to z's
           PASSES
       change name to KGB
           FAILS
       PASSES
       $2 to Stuart, people who need support will chair

   The Moonarchy: oh, you know, we are always watching
       is Marlena the only one who's noticed that Xander has a lot of evil committees?
       have we ever seen Xander and an evil committee in the same place at the same time?
           YES
       change name to "Sunshine and Butterflies Committee"
           PASSES
       change intent of committee to friendly
           FAILS
       replace purpose with link to cat picture
           FAILS
       Committee To Not Change The Name And Purpose Of Every Committee: failure
       change name to "Princess Luna's Glorious Grilled Cheese Sandwich"
           PASSES
       50 Shades of Xander: The Moon's lease prohibits pets but not minions
           they do have a dead shark in a bottle
               it's Xander's
       PASSES
       we are now in purple
       $13 to Caroline, she shall chair

   Much Committee: wow
       motion to table before all our brains rot
           FAILS
       append miller's son
           to what
       KGB Goes On A Kindergarten Field Trip Committee: approves
       so committee. such discuss.
       replace all instances of "the" with "bug mars"
           FAILS
       ad hoc Stumbling Committee: reports
       Otdated Internet Memes Committee: supersonic limbo, pew pew pew
       $2 to Owen, disbanded

   motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for the event
       PASSES

   Tepper Committee: to make money off all the random crap the illust journalist committee announces
       in Stuart's dream last night, tepper exploded
       Open Source Samples Committee: highly disapproves
       ad hoc Tap Dancing In Tepper Committee: approves
       Taxedermy Committee: we have shot and stuffed the invisable hand and we are sorry
       this needs more computer science
       ad hoc Surrealism Committee: Xander is actually less surreal than the stuff that the people in the business school think up
       PASSES
       $7 to Skye, Skye will chair

   KGBee Committee: zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz zz zz
       but bees give us flowers that give us fruit
       Oh god bees. Not the bees.
       change name and purpose to "KBG Spelling Bee Committee: reliving my fourth grade dream"
       change name to 25th Annual KGBee
           what
       motion to hold the 2nd Annual KG Spelling Bee right now
           no
       can eforney get the language of origin
       okay kids, the word is KGB
           can you use it in a sentence?
               no
       Can You Repeat That In Song Committee: can I get another pronunciation of that
       can you use it in a metaphor?
       can you use the word with a fox?
       is mayonaise an instrument
       can you use it in a box?
       can you use it in a vaccuum with perfectly spherical cows?
       $2 to Frieder, anyone who can spell incorrectly will chair

   Committee For The Regulation Of Antiseconds: regulate use of antiseconds and charge those who use them without the permission of the original creator
       change name to "Tbromaparte Committee"
           PASSES
       is this committee strong?
           no
       how does this committee feel about antipasta
           tortellini
       does this committee even lift
           yes
       append to purpose "and encourage the president to overabuse power"
           PASSES
       motion to regulate ants
           out of order
       motion to change purpose to "eradicate use of antisecond at KGB general body meetings"
           PASSES
       motion to append a spooky ghost to the purpose
           it's just Casper
           FAILS
       wooooooo halloween costumes think of them
       FAILS

ANNOUNCEMENTS

   EVENT
       CtfwS
       Friday in DH 2315 at 7:00
       there will be tons of fun
       judges meetings tomorrow at 7:30 and Wednesday at 5:30

   Painting the fence!
       We need people to paint the fence! Sign up! there's a googledoc

   wrapup meeting for puzzlehunt tomorrow at 9:00
       if you're interested in staffing you should go

SCHMUCKS

   macadamia

   MWOP

   there's an r7 party on Saturday at 9:00
       bring your fence! And your friends!

   SUNDAYS!
       BOOTH
       3:00 pm in Porter A18A!
   
   Xander got a text message from a weird source
       it says WAKE UP YOU HAVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS

   motion to purple and get food
       chair rejects
           SIT YO ASSES DOWN
       motion to overturn chair's decision
           PASSES