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Main Naturalism- Main invaded Canada, battle ended when a blackbear scared both sides | Main Naturalism- Main invaded Canada, battle ended when a blackbear scared both sides | ||
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Curiosity killed the cat furry- OwO what's this | Curiosity killed the cat furry- OwO what's this | ||
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Pop occultism- A good time to finish up old tasks | Pop occultism- A good time to finish up old tasks | ||
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Assassinate the treasurer- How are we different from the Russians | Assassinate the treasurer- How are we different from the Russians | ||
− | We're a fake real socialist organization | + | |
+ | We're a fake real socialist organization | ||
+ | ??? | ||
a Skyeku?? | a Skyeku?? | ||
− | misappropriated Assassinate the President | + | misappropriated Assassinate the President |
− | Actual committee to assassinate the president | + | Skye has finally fallen |
− | Ad-hoc KGB is better at memes than you are | + | Actual committee to assassinate the president |
+ | we have a spy | ||
+ | Ad-hoc KGB is better at memes than you are | ||
+ | Since we went flyering with surreal memes, someone else did it with shitty mallard ducks | ||
Moment of silence for MS paint | Moment of silence for MS paint | ||
Old Business: | Old Business: | ||
− | Joe forgot it | + | The thing: Joe forgot it |
Bork- Everything but forgetting what to say | Bork- Everything but forgetting what to say | ||
Orders of the day: Nothing! | Orders of the day: Nothing! |
Latest revision as of 10:21, 20 September 2017
Minutes 8/28
Officer Reports:
Dylan -Lost in park, airbnb hostess peed on carpet Katie -Learned to cook, scavhunt was fun Ian -Cut off fly head, group theory Quinn -Factory work, turned into the Ubermensch Dez -jack shit Joe -Newral Nootwerks Kate -Too many fly head
Committee Reports:
Main Naturalism- Main invaded Canada, battle ended when a blackbear scared both sides
Curiosity killed the cat furry- OwO what's this
Pop occultism- A good time to finish up old tasks
Assassinate the treasurer- How are we different from the Russians
We're a fake real socialist organization ??? a Skyeku?? misappropriated Assassinate the President Skye has finally fallen Actual committee to assassinate the president we have a spy Ad-hoc KGB is better at memes than you are Since we went flyering with surreal memes, someone else did it with shitty mallard ducks Moment of silence for MS paint
Old Business:
The thing: Joe forgot it Bork- Everything but forgetting what to say Orders of the day: Nothing!
New Business:
Commitee for Ferret-Safe Nooks and Crannys - Eliminate la-z-boyz -What constitutes folding? -Does a bean bag with someone in it count as a sandwich? -A couch made only of dryer tubes? -Ferret out of dryer tubes? -What if we upholstered a ferret -Call the question thank god PASSED -5 to Quuxum -Chaired by anyone who's owned a ferret Committee for nesting tubular rodents between thighs ANTISECONDED Union of concerned CW scientists -Time travel bullshit -Now Struct of concerened CW Scientists -Now Struct of Concerened CW Knower-People -PASSED -3 to Henry -Chair by anyone who watches Legends of Tomorrow KGB Injokes I still don't get committee -The Number 7? -STOP ASKING ABOUT THE NUMBER 7 -KGB Injokes that are older than me Committee -PASSED -3 to Quuxum -Chair: anyone over the age of 30 Holofractal Committee -Figure out why gravity spins so much by making it a Torus -Now Figure out why Gravity Spins so Much by Making it a Gemini -Assume gravity is a sphere of uniform density -Is this a dodge Gemini? -Now the purp is Ain't no Holofractgirl -PASSED -4 to Em -Chaired by Em and people who can get better names for that Cowboy Better Data Plan committee -To Avoid all the roaming treasurer charges -PASSED -2 to Rauen -Chaired by Rauen and Joe Make an allocation to buy some heelys for Ian -ANTISECOND 175$ for UG Tour -PASSED Awoo in order all the time? -Always in order and un-finable? -PASSED (FUCK ALL OF YOU) Standing rule that what Henry did is fine and to do what Henry did -Henry is, in fact, an institution -PASSED -I'm not making that change -Change vowels to cannonize -FAILED Committee of Alex kdsjlsj Duplicity -Identify and Veto motions that are double jeporady -PASSED -3 to Bork -DISBANDED
Real Announcements:
POTLUCK- Freshmen don't need to be food UG Tour meeting on Wednesday 9:30 PM, UC 306? Solidarity Forever Fund exists We meet every Monday Exec meets Wed at 545 at probably UC 306