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Ian had a weekend. Underground tour, fucking awesome. Thanks for making it happen/being there. Pick a language in morphology class for grammar study. All easy ones were taken. Need to have sounds Ian can pronounce. Czech full of palatal stops/thrilled r's | Ian had a weekend. Underground tour, fucking awesome. Thanks for making it happen/being there. Pick a language in morphology class for grammar study. All easy ones were taken. Need to have sounds Ian can pronounce. Czech full of palatal stops/thrilled r's | ||
| − | Dez had a weekend. Underground tour, went around supported by two hair ties. Thought about math for 2 says straight. | + | Dez had a weekend. Underground tour, went around supported by two hair ties. Thought about math for 2 says straight. |
New members: | New members: | ||
Ishan. CS. Bay area. Live in Mudge with cockroaches. | Ishan. CS. Bay area. Live in Mudge with cockroaches. | ||
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out of order | out of order | ||
Ellen had a weekend. Room got cooler by 15 degrees. Have Pravda? | Ellen had a weekend. Room got cooler by 15 degrees. Have Pravda? | ||
| − | Janny had a weekend. UG tour barely went into tepper quad, but spent next 2 days in tepper quad. | + | Janny had a weekend. UG tour barely went into tepper quad, but spent next 2 days in tepper quad. |
Aren had a weekend. ended with SCS, CFA is best friend. Karl Marx published manifesto on Aren's birthday. | Aren had a weekend. ended with SCS, CFA is best friend. Karl Marx published manifesto on Aren's birthday. | ||
Tim missed the good old days when treasurers cowered in fear. | Tim missed the good old days when treasurers cowered in fear. | ||
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lack of chance for success | lack of chance for success | ||
C: stupid history | C: stupid history | ||
| − | Napoleon's most humiliating defeat. | + | Napoleon's most humiliating defeat. |
evening to celebrate victory. invited generals to go rabbit hunting. rabbits turned on napoleon & generals & chased them from the field. they fled back & declared defeat. | evening to celebrate victory. invited generals to go rabbit hunting. rabbits turned on napoleon & generals & chased them from the field. they fled back & declared defeat. | ||
C: stupid pr | C: stupid pr | ||
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C: bullshit numbers in public records | C: bullshit numbers in public records | ||
1. 69 version. nice | 1. 69 version. nice | ||
| − | 2. subway $5 footlongs. but | + | 2. subway $5 footlongs. but |
C: culinary standards & $5 footlongs | C: culinary standards & $5 footlongs | ||
subways = only sandwich shop sadder than primanti's | subways = only sandwich shop sadder than primanti's | ||
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OLD BUSINESS | OLD BUSINESS | ||
| − | Ellen has the thing. | + | Ellen has the thing. |
Ishan wants the thing. Midterm isn't fault. Everything incl finals & the fact that people think it's a good idea to assign midterms early this week is fault. | Ishan wants the thing. Midterm isn't fault. Everything incl finals & the fact that people think it's a good idea to assign midterms early this week is fault. | ||
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NEW BUSINESS | NEW BUSINESS | ||
C: D&D lore bullshit | C: D&D lore bullshit | ||
| − | P: current devil lord who defeated previous ones was kicked out of heaven so hard he had new layers. | + | P: current devil lord who defeated previous ones was kicked out of heaven so hard he had new layers. |
Henry: comics are bullshit would like to file copyright infringement | Henry: comics are bullshit would like to file copyright infringement | ||
Raeun: are there 2 job openings in hell now? | Raeun: are there 2 job openings in hell now? | ||
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He's in heaven in the first place cause he's supposed to be torturing in heaven but people were so loud so gods kicked him out to 7 layers of hell. then he stole souls so he got kicked into hell | He's in heaven in the first place cause he's supposed to be torturing in heaven but people were so loud so gods kicked him out to 7 layers of hell. then he stole souls so he got kicked into hell | ||
| − | C= D&D + bible study | + | C= D&D + bible study |
old christian demons were better | old christian demons were better | ||
| − | C: bible study | + | C: bible study |
in another motion rn | in another motion rn | ||
| − | Summary: | + | Summary: |
C: D&D lore bullshit | C: D&D lore bullshit | ||
$10, Henry. chair = anyone who's read at least 25 D&D novels. apparently that included Henry. Why did he make that life choice | $10, Henry. chair = anyone who's read at least 25 D&D novels. apparently that included Henry. Why did he make that life choice | ||
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satan has 7 head dragon big enough to block the moon from space and nobody drew it. | satan has 7 head dragon big enough to block the moon from space and nobody drew it. | ||
| − | Summary: | + | Summary: |
C: Bible study | C: Bible study | ||
P: To learn to love Jesus from primary source material taking a little book and eating it up | P: To learn to love Jesus from primary source material taking a little book and eating it up | ||
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Summary: | Summary: | ||
| − | #define motion to pot of greed = | + | #define motion to pot of greed = |
Passed. Tabled for 2 weeks. | Passed. Tabled for 2 weeks. | ||
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M to run the archive | M to run the archive | ||
| − | > Standing rule: referring to chair as Mr. | + | > Standing rule: referring to chair as Mr.pawesident means you need to stand in the corner for 5 minutes |
| − | > change | + | > change pawesident to pawesident owo obama |
| − | > rename 1vp = furst wice | + | > rename 1vp = furst wice pawesident? |
| − | failed. | + | failed. |
| − | p of clarification: if someone assassinated to ian. meaning it's illegal to refer to dez as mr vice | + | p of clarification: if someone assassinated to ian. meaning it's illegal to refer to dez as mr vice pawesident & perfectly fine when not in meeting |
p of clarification: if someone already stands in a corner & says it again = stand in a different corner | p of clarification: if someone already stands in a corner & says it again = stand in a different corner | ||
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transfer this motion to Kate | transfer this motion to Kate | ||
Kate: motion to alloc <= $50 for food & supplies for this week's event | Kate: motion to alloc <= $50 for food & supplies for this week's event | ||
| − | It's a good idea. | + | It's a good idea. |
Dez: if you've never been to a KGB meeting before | Dez: if you've never been to a KGB meeting before | ||
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$5, Em. chair = the chair | $5, Em. chair = the chair | ||
| − | C: to assassinate the | + | C: to assassinate the pawesident |
P: to stand in all of the corners and throw bullet animals until he dies from the stress | P: to stand in all of the corners and throw bullet animals until he dies from the stress | ||
Ctap wants to file copyright but decides no to | Ctap wants to file copyright but decides no to | ||
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Summary: | Summary: | ||
| − | C: to assassinate the | + | C: to assassinate the pawesident |
P: to stand in all of the corners and throw bullet animals until he dies from the stress | P: to stand in all of the corners and throw bullet animals until he dies from the stress | ||
$3, Tim. chair = tentatively me. | $3, Tim. chair = tentatively me. | ||
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nah | nah | ||
| − | tabled indefinitely. | + | tabled indefinitely. |
M: #define fill the archive = table indefinitely | M: #define fill the archive = table indefinitely | ||
| − | Standing rule: M to officer frank = indefinitely table or we can do cla?? | + | Standing rule: M to officer frank = indefinitely table or we can do cla?? |
Kate: my motion is better without getting the referencing | Kate: my motion is better without getting the referencing | ||
Passed. | Passed. | ||
REAL ANNOUNCE | REAL ANNOUNCE | ||
| − | Event: GBGC. 7pm PH A18*. playing board games & hanging out & have food and drinks. | + | Event: GBGC. 7pm PH A18*. playing board games & hanging out & have food and drinks. |
| − | + | ||
Culinary standards = looking to place to eat our annual meals that is not bucca or cheeseback fac | Culinary standards = looking to place to eat our annual meals that is not bucca or cheeseback fac | ||
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Aren = Dues exist, useful for voting and shirt discounts. $15 for semester, $20 for year. if you paid dues last year membership goes on until Sept 30th, so need to pay Aren before that. if you bought committes, pay Aren. | Aren = Dues exist, useful for voting and shirt discounts. $15 for semester, $20 for year. if you paid dues last year membership goes on until Sept 30th, so need to pay Aren before that. if you bought committes, pay Aren. | ||
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SCHMUCCS | SCHMUCCS | ||
Board game club: Saturday 1pm bring money | Board game club: Saturday 1pm bring money | ||
| − | CMU Historical Martial Arts club: wants to be created. | + | CMU Historical Martial Arts club: wants to be created. |
Tim: holding up 3 fingers cause 3 things to say | Tim: holding up 3 fingers cause 3 things to say | ||
i'm holding up 3 fingers cause i have 2 things to say | i'm holding up 3 fingers cause i have 2 things to say | ||
so far we made 6 standing rules | so far we made 6 standing rules | ||
stack grows down dot com = stack grows down just like my beard, then a friend made stack grows up dot com. Junt 2017 = stack grows left + stack grows right. | stack grows down dot com = stack grows down just like my beard, then a friend made stack grows up dot com. Junt 2017 = stack grows left + stack grows right. | ||
Latest revision as of 14:26, 28 September 2018
EXEC
Ian had a weekend. Underground tour, fucking awesome. Thanks for making it happen/being there. Pick a language in morphology class for grammar study. All easy ones were taken. Need to have sounds Ian can pronounce. Czech full of palatal stops/thrilled r's
Dez had a weekend. Underground tour, went around supported by two hair ties. Thought about math for 2 says straight.
New members:
Ishan. CS. Bay area. Live in Mudge with cockroaches.
Paul. Physics. Florida. Not interesting.
Kate had a weekend. Underground tour and enjoying ug tour being over.
Event: Get boarded, get carded. 7pm Friday 9/14. PH A18*
Finally finished renovating PH, can get out of WEH
C: Ekrakopo memorial
out of order
Ellen had a weekend. Room got cooler by 15 degrees. Have Pravda?
Janny had a weekend. UG tour barely went into tepper quad, but spent next 2 days in tepper quad.
Aren had a weekend. ended with SCS, CFA is best friend. Karl Marx published manifesto on Aren's birthday.
Tim missed the good old days when treasurers cowered in fear.
Mitchell had a weekend. ECE gathering, got plushie, E for keyboard, and toothpaste
COM REPORT
C: it's not that bad
didn't went out cause rain
C: meeting room isn't that bad
C: burn down R7
lack of chance for success
C: stupid history
Napoleon's most humiliating defeat.
evening to celebrate victory. invited generals to go rabbit hunting. rabbits turned on napoleon & generals & chased them from the field. they fled back & declared defeat.
C: stupid pr
fingers.
first black pr Zach was missing the middle finger on his right hand? not very noticeable unless you freeze frames except when they had to put the actor in the suit to do stuff. so they put sausages in place of finger, wired glove in the weapon. had picture of him holding his axe where his finger was dangling
C: people fleeing from france
my family's here now
C: comics are bullshit
star wars infinities
what would happen if we changed minor details: if firing didn't work -> red squad killed. empire declared victory. death star -> justice star. then took over & planet cracked into & killed everyone. darth vader singlehandedly won the war
C: bullshit numbers in public records
1. 69 version. nice
2. subway $5 footlongs. but
C: culinary standards & $5 footlongs
subways = only sandwich shop sadder than primanti's
C: culinary standards
tazza d oro. replace car battery with tazza espresso
OLD BUSINESS
Ellen has the thing. Ishan wants the thing. Midterm isn't fault. Everything incl finals & the fact that people think it's a good idea to assign midterms early this week is fault.
No orders of the day
NEW BUSINESS
C: D&D lore bullshit
P: current devil lord who defeated previous ones was kicked out of heaven so hard he had new layers.
Henry: comics are bullshit would like to file copyright infringement
Raeun: are there 2 job openings in hell now?
Matt: just because it's not same format doesn't mean it's not copyright infringement
Liam: hell is like supreme court. every time a majority votes you just add a new spot. hell is a 3 party systems
Em: meaning hell is better than the US
He's in heaven in the first place cause he's supposed to be torturing in heaven but people were so loud so gods kicked him out to 7 layers of hell. then he stole souls so he got kicked into hell
C= D&D + bible study
old christian demons were better
C: bible study
in another motion rn
Summary:
C: D&D lore bullshit
$10, Henry. chair = anyone who's read at least 25 D&D novels. apparently that included Henry. Why did he make that life choice
Aren: bids on committees are real money
C: bible study
P: to learn to love jesus from primary source material
> P: taking a little book and eating it up
would be better appended
>> P: to learn to love jesus from primary source material taking a little book and eating it up
Passed
bible onced contained fursonas stoles memorial com = he's not a D&D monster. reminded of one time jesus got mad at fake fruits of a tree. told the tree couldn't make more babies satan has 7 head dragon big enough to block the moon from space and nobody drew it.
Summary:
C: Bible study
P: To learn to love Jesus from primary source material taking a little book and eating it up
$6, Tim. chair = anyone who either cares about religions, doesn't care about religions, grew up with tails, or is cory.
M: #define motion to pot of greed = table for two weeks
pot of greed = two top cards of deck into hand
> M: (append) which allows me to draw 2 cards from the deck or append anything to the string
Passed
> M: (append) and to draw the next two motions from the top of the bucket
> M: change method of meeting to stacks
out of order
> M: (append) [the rest of rules] i played the pot of greed pushing this motion back to the next 2 weeks
passed.
> table this for a fortnight
strong motion
> send this to the shadow realm
stack stops here
Summary:
#define motion to pot of greed =
Passed. Tabled for 2 weeks.
M: construct a deathtrap to send to the shadow realm and everyone who voted to table that previous one with it
> M: you've activated my trap card [unintelligible Em's laughter] = table [unintelligible Em's laughter] any ygo related motions indefinitely [unintelligible Em's laughter]
Passed.
Dez: If you've never been to a KGB meeting before
Raymond. Engineering. SF. is a human
Kelly. Illinois. CS. i don't really know i have a phone
Adithi. NY. CS. most things about me are pretty uninteresting. have a water bottle
> Standing rule: motion to make a run on archive = bring back an arbitrary indefinitely tabled motion for discussion
P of info: motions that are tabled indef = stayed on record for the sessions from annual meetings to another. may not be a good idea
Passed.
M to run the archive
> Standing rule: referring to chair as Mr.pawesident means you need to stand in the corner for 5 minutes
> change pawesident to pawesident owo obama
> rename 1vp = furst wice pawesident?
failed.
p of clarification: if someone assassinated to ian. meaning it's illegal to refer to dez as mr vice pawesident & perfectly fine when not in meeting
p of clarification: if someone already stands in a corner & says it again = stand in a different corner
Passed.
Aren: alloc $50 for this week's event
Kate wants it to fail so kate can do the 2vp's job
transfer this motion to Kate
Kate: motion to alloc <= $50 for food & supplies for this week's event
It's a good idea.
Dez: if you've never been to a KGB meeting before
Ian's gonna die for the first time.
Ray. physics. philly ish suburbs. everything for the uninteresting part. specific uninteresting thing proven rigorously = is asian
C: the purpose of this
P: the name of this committee
> P: yeah pretty much that
antiseconded.
$5, Em. chair = the chair
C: to assassinate the pawesident
P: to stand in all of the corners and throw bullet animals until he dies from the stress
Ctap wants to file copyright but decides no to
M: to fuck well let's not do that.
M: construe 'to fuck' as 'to suck'
M: get em a new joke and/or a bra committee
rude!!
Summary:
C: to assassinate the pawesident
P: to stand in all of the corners and throw bullet animals until he dies from the stress
$3, Tim. chair = tentatively me.
C: motion to create the purpose of this committee
P: yeah basically
table indefinitely to refill the archive.
tabled indefinitely. the archive is filled with such shits right now.
C: 251 ways to meme
P: using Robert's rule of order to create a turing machine to meme
increate stack depth to an arbitrarily large amount
out of order
Raeun actually put thoughts into this: we have a random num generator with infinite depth = best place to start a turing machine
we don't have an arbitrary stack depth so that limits you a lot
M: [Liams' unintelligible clicks and tchs]
we are functionally limited by 2 things: google sheets & 1 hr meeting once a week for only one year
M: motion to creat multiple rules at the same time
nah
tabled indefinitely.
M: #define fill the archive = table indefinitely
Standing rule: M to officer frank = indefinitely table or we can do cla??
Kate: my motion is better without getting the referencing
Passed.
REAL ANNOUNCE
Event: GBGC. 7pm PH A18*. playing board games & hanging out & have food and drinks.
Culinary standards = looking to place to eat our annual meals that is not bucca or cheeseback fac
Aren = Dues exist, useful for voting and shirt discounts. $15 for semester, $20 for year. if you paid dues last year membership goes on until Sept 30th, so need to pay Aren before that. if you bought committes, pay Aren.
Zombies: HvZ sometime in October, possibly 1st week after mini 1 exam. it's gonna be fun. buy socks
SCHMUCCS
Board game club: Saturday 1pm bring money
CMU Historical Martial Arts club: wants to be created.
Tim: holding up 3 fingers cause 3 things to say
i'm holding up 3 fingers cause i have 2 things to say
so far we made 6 standing rules
stack grows down dot com = stack grows down just like my beard, then a friend made stack grows up dot com. Junt 2017 = stack grows left + stack grows right.
