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Minutes 9/12

OFFICER REPORTS

Kevin: watched morbius

Twain: School of drama party -> TA party!

NEW PERSON: Avalon, she/her, 2026, business, Moved around a lot, breathes

Charles: got a costco membership, obsessed

EVENT: GBGC Friday, at a place,

Izzy: ran sound and light night, gathered people

SUBMIT TO PRAVDA

Julia: Escaped quarantine, please fill out attendance

Howard: chicken churro, clear the decks

Kaylie: Did last underground tour and last convocation, senior sadness

OLD BUSINESS

Thing: Kaylie has, Anthony wants it, the queen’s death is not his fault

Meal Block: 5.00$

Corn subsidies: 7.15$ corn means 8!!!!!

Twain: Culinary standards, no chicken churros!!!

Izzy: Culinary substandards: opinion on chicken Churro

Chood: negative

Anthony: mis. Plants, no plants

Tim: culinary sub-standards: new subway menu

Kaylie: cats are stupid, expensive ceramic waterfountain destruction by Rose

Twain: Victim Blaming - blame kaylie for cat mischief

McKenna: Mr. propaganda machine: prompt

Howard: Chicken churro

Avalon: Galactic chicken churro being eaten by a hamster (in meeting nonverbal)

Anthony: Does a committee asking another committee to do something go here

Exec: probably, could be a motion to request a report

Kaylie: Booth committee would like to report: no chicken churro booth

Twain: AH. Chicken Churro Committee: *El Gallo El Gallo* (scav hunt themesong)

Izzy: AH. Music recommendations committee would like to request recording from twain

Ziyuan: Chipotle Shill committee

Howard: AH objection objects

OLD BUSINESS

Aug 21st 2020, 6th sept. 2021 - NEET committee, support group for those affected by ‘rona and are no longer engaged, in Employment, Education, or Training

McKenna: Motion to amend Purpose to Never Eat El Gallo Today

Passed by acclamation, Chood: objection

Nick: amendment commendment

Twain: motion to salute McKenna with love, passed

Passed, been changed

Now: NEET committee: Never Eat ElGallo Today

Nick: Fining exec members for eating El Gallo?

Has little authority

McKenna: Requesting report from committee to assassinate the president

Kaylie: Committee report is yes. Will not enforce actually

PASSED, NEET COMITTEE MADE

Sold for $2.51 to Anthony: Chaired by the cumulative spirit of all Chicken Churros

NEW BUSINESS

Charles: AH. Ontology report- am I a chicken churro (not new business)

Kaylie: Hand comfortable

Howie: Motion to make the everything churro committee, purpose to make the everything churro

Ziyuan: Motion to amend purpose of committee to define churro as sweet churros only, exclude all savory, call them chicken tenders

(if you call something a ______ churro → it is a ________)

Howie: no, unfriendly

Passed, been changed

Motion passed

Everything churro committee

Sold for 3$ to howard - chaired by chicken churro, everything that is salty churro, everything that could have been

Kaylie: Motion to create a standing rule such that no motions can be made at 5:11 (pm, eastern time)

Emoji is the clock emoji (wristwatch emoji specifically)

McKenna: Motion to amend to 50 minutes after the start of meeting

Daniel: Precision

Tim: The clock in the room is the measurement

Kevin: When they end their statement

Tim: as soon as “perfected” = made

Charles: Let the record show it’s that specific clock

Twain: motion to amend to Main clock in room (been changed)

Ziyuan: motion to change to call in US Navy standard clock “reference clock” (unfriendly)

Failed by acclimation

McKenna: Highest clock displaying a time in the room we’re in (shortest distance to the ceiling)

Kaylie: Piece of paper on a stick

Tim: For height, tiebreaker? Distance to Kevin as the crow flies. Highest? Bottom of the clock

Ziyuan: Motion to have it be the highest clock defined by the President

Nick: Would ruin system of checks and balances

Izzy: Highest clock = clock w/most weed, unseconded

Kaylie: might be good to have someone recognize what is a clock

Tim: motion to refer all matters concerning “clock-ness” to a majority vote of the executive board (unfriendly)

Tim: does Kevin have to be able to read, Kevin: yes

Howie: Motion to forbid clock being in the air/throwing

In motion to define highest clock in the room as the highest clock defined by the president

PASSED: Highest clock is determined by the president

Vote on the standing rule: PASSED, been changed

Charles: motion to allocate 69$ 420c for this week’s event

Kaylie: Motion to amend to 69$ 420c for sippy sips and num nums for this week’s event

Passed, been changed

Tim: motion to invoke british pound standing rule, such that at least 420c must be spent

PASSED - 420c must be spent at least

PASSED - BEEN ALLOCATED

Izzy: motion to #chicken churro to “El Gallo’s monster”

PASSED, been changed

REAL & RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Exec meetings sundays, UC 306, 12:30-1:30

GBMS MM 103, 4:45-5:45

Event: GBGC - Board game night friday, location will be on discord announcements channel, fuck around, find out

Booth committee: If you would like to be a booth chair, please talk to charles

SCHMUCKS

Izzy: submit to pravda (discord “Temais#5279”)

Kaylie: Live at Kremlin (starting next academic year)

Nick: Did adder

Howard: Professor is doing research on speech and expressions, survey in schmucks channel

Kaylie: Playground committee is taking proposals in School of Drama

Tim: colors GITFO