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Had a summer. Low awesomeness, except for camp. NEW PEOPLE!!!! | Had a summer. Low awesomeness, except for camp. NEW PEOPLE!!!! | ||
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Brian, Logic & Computation, prefers when handouts are freshly printed | Brian, Logic & Computation, prefers when handouts are freshly printed | ||
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Chris, NJ, shoe size 10 | Chris, NJ, shoe size 10 | ||
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Jonathan, CS, something College, didn't bring ice cream | Jonathan, CS, something College, didn't bring ice cream | ||
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Andrew, CS, Austin, TX, paying attention to fan | Andrew, CS, Austin, TX, paying attention to fan | ||
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Paul, CS, Baltimore, like walking | Paul, CS, Baltimore, like walking | ||
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CS, Naomi, New York, that was in the wrong order | CS, Naomi, New York, that was in the wrong order | ||
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David, ECE, Montana, | David, ECE, Montana, | ||
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Thomas, CS, northern NJ, once had a stamp collection but it was boring | Thomas, CS, northern NJ, once had a stamp collection but it was boring | ||
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Maija, CS, Harvard, MA, hand not mauled by bears, | Maija, CS, Harvard, MA, hand not mauled by bears, | ||
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Katy, CS, ... | Katy, CS, ... | ||
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Arsenij ... | Arsenij ... | ||
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David, Silver Spring, has friends | David, Silver Spring, has friends | ||
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Rebecca, CS, lying about having never been to a meeting before | Rebecca, CS, lying about having never been to a meeting before | ||
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[interrupted for ttuttle being given a jello dick] | [interrupted for ttuttle being given a jello dick] | ||
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Joe, NJ, CS, first time seen a guy eat a dick | Joe, NJ, CS, first time seen a guy eat a dick | ||
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Costas, MA, ECE, he doesn't know | Costas, MA, ECE, he doesn't know | ||
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Arjuna, Harvard MA, ECE, likes Ender's Game | Arjuna, Harvard MA, ECE, likes Ender's Game | ||
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Matt, NJ, ECE, play the trombone. too interesting; don't know how to play the tuba | Matt, NJ, ECE, play the trombone. too interesting; don't know how to play the tuba | ||
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Tim, CS, was (not?) half of a good time for KGB exec to meet | Tim, CS, was (not?) half of a good time for KGB exec to meet | ||
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Alex, CS, here, will try to double major in ECE | Alex, CS, here, will try to double major in ECE | ||
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Ethan, MD, last place team in scav hunt | Ethan, MD, last place team in scav hunt | ||
==Richard== | ==Richard== | ||
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==Emily== | ==Emily== | ||
− | No job. Went to CA for | + | No job. Went to CA for Latin convention. There's a Pravda?. |
==Josiah== | ==Josiah== | ||
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Needs fortunes. | Needs fortunes. | ||
− | == | + | ==Shawn & Quuxxum Variety Committee== |
==Pop Occultism Committee== | ==Pop Occultism Committee== | ||
Make your life an exclamation, not an explanation. s/interjections/shit/ | Make your life an exclamation, not an explanation. s/interjections/shit/ | ||
Listen not to vain words of empty tongue. | Listen not to vain words of empty tongue. | ||
− | A distant relative will phone you soon. | + | A distant relative will phone you soon. Shawn's dad is a dick. |
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. | A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. | ||
Beauty is in the mirror you look in every day. enjoy your being. | Beauty is in the mirror you look in every day. enjoy your being. | ||
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=Schmucks= | =Schmucks= | ||
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Graduated. | Graduated. | ||
Latest revision as of 02:01, 6 October 2009
Contents
- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 Committees
- 2.1 Pop Occultism Committee
- 2.2 Shawn & Quuxxum Variety Committee
- 2.3 Pop Occultism Committee
- 2.4 The Technically Ad-Hoc Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee
- 2.5 Gratuitous Obscenity Committee
- 2.6 Gunpowder Block Committee
- 2.7 Drew Besse Sorta Sounds Like JFK Committee
- 2.8 Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes
- 2.9 The Twitter Committee
- 2.10 The Connor Sites-Bowen Memorial Robot Committee
- 2.11 Time Travel Committee
- 2.12 Fortune Telling Fish Committee
- 2.13 Committe to Get Quuxum to Buy More Committees to Get Us More Money
- 2.14 Twitter Committee
- 2.15 ESG Committee
- 2.16 Ad-Hoc Committe to Map Out the Western Tunnel
- 2.17 Committee to Flood Campus
- 2.18 Some Committee About Exploring Pittsburgh
- 2.19 Time Travel Committee
- 2.20 Assasination Committee
- 2.21 Storytelling Committee
- 3 Old Business
- 4 New Business
- 5 Announcements
- 6 Schmucks
Officer Reports
Glisson
We are the KGB. Stuff. Had a summer.
Motion to salute the President!
Alan
Had a summer. Low awesomeness, except for camp. NEW PEOPLE!!!!
New People
Brian, Logic & Computation, prefers when handouts are freshly printed
Chris, NJ, shoe size 10
Jonathan, CS, something College, didn't bring ice cream
Andrew, CS, Austin, TX, paying attention to fan
Paul, CS, Baltimore, like walking
CS, Naomi, New York, that was in the wrong order
David, ECE, Montana,
Thomas, CS, northern NJ, once had a stamp collection but it was boring
Maija, CS, Harvard, MA, hand not mauled by bears,
Katy, CS, ...
Arsenij ...
David, Silver Spring, has friends
Rebecca, CS, lying about having never been to a meeting before
[interrupted for ttuttle being given a jello dick]
Joe, NJ, CS, first time seen a guy eat a dick
Costas, MA, ECE, he doesn't know
Arjuna, Harvard MA, ECE, likes Ender's Game
Matt, NJ, ECE, play the trombone. too interesting; don't know how to play the tuba
Tim, CS, was (not?) half of a good time for KGB exec to meet
Alex, CS, here, will try to double major in ECE
Ethan, MD, last place team in scav hunt
Richard
Event.
Emily
No job. Went to CA for Latin convention. There's a Pravda?.
Josiah
Had a summer. Had a job due to miraculous good fortune.
Labbott
Had a summer. Worked at IBM. Built a cardboard mainframe.
Derek
Had a summer. Worked overtime. They had to pay him. Will be dying hair in the near future. Keep coming to KGB.
Committees
Pop Occultism Committee
Needs fortunes.
Shawn & Quuxxum Variety Committee
Pop Occultism Committee
Make your life an exclamation, not an explanation. s/interjections/shit/ Listen not to vain words of empty tongue. A distant relative will phone you soon. Shawn's dad is a dick. A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Beauty is in the mirror you look in every day. enjoy your being.
The Technically Ad-Hoc Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee
Will be making an appearance on Friday.
Gratuitous Obscenity Committee
The Technically Ad-Hoc Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee would go well with jello penis cake.
Gunpowder Block Committee
An excellent way to get rid of gunpowder and ammo is to fire.
Drew Besse Sorta Sounds Like JFK Committee
Sad, does not give reports. Survived his term.
Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes
Puns bswolf had not heard before from Scavenger Hunt. Not recording for posterity's sake. That part about not recording any was a lie: Have you heard about the Corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
The Twitter Committee
Would lke to thank labbott for contributions over summer. Snow White is really just a story about a date rape apple.
The Connor Sites-Bowen Memorial Robot Committee
Should you build a Connor Sites-Bowen Memorial Robot, its head must be at least as cute as that doorway.
Time Travel Committee
[It reported something]
Fortune Telling Fish Committee
Has seen your futures, would like to say: why did you not listen to me?!!
Committe to Get Quuxum to Buy More Committees to Get Us More Money
- define have a job is still in effect
Twitter Committee
"fucking a dude" vs "fucking a, dude"
ESG Committee
Meeting tonight in WeH 5328 at 6:30
Ad-Hoc Committe to Map Out the Western Tunnel
Running out of steam
Committee to Flood Campus
Currently making progress
Some Committee About Exploring Pittsburgh
Some street has brick-shaped cobblestones made of wood c.c
Time Travel Committee
salute the president last year
Assasination Committee
Storytelling Committee
Dueling Firework Families
Old Business
dmullown has the thing. mega colon is not his fault.
New Business
Let jvirdo Dye Your Hair Committee
Purpose: Because it's fun!
Shaping up to be a very colorful committee
She only dyes with consent.
Favor: Complement hair; Opposed: Booo (?); Abstain: Be ambivalent
$8 to jvirdo; her and anyone whose hair she has died
Allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
Good idea
Lemur For My Valentine Committee
Purpose: To raise money for the KGB by selling lemurs in February
Purpose: Buy more tangerines. But lemurs are cuter.
Ron Paul endorses this committee.
Favor: Raise a lemur from birth; opposed: kill a lemur; abstain: talk about your pet possum
$6 to Quuxum; nwf & mrwright historically; drew & zsparks & matt & tim & caroline
Motion to Create the Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee
Purpose: To play Dirty Nine
Favor: Play game with your neighbors; Opposed: How terrible it is to hit your president in the face; Abstain: Make fun of Drew Besse for missing. Ha, ha, Drew throws like a girl $7 to Alan; him and anyone who has gotten to the center at Dirty Nine
Funes the Memorious Memorial Taxonomy Committee
To find a classification & pigeonhole absolutely every object, thing, event in the universe
Robot cat-herding committee is willing to extend its influence to words as well
Favor: Start classifying everything in the room; Opposed: Make one general category for everything in this room; Abstain: Classify your neighbor as a species of fish. $2 to Alan; him, him, him, ...
Nine of him need to pay the treasurer $2 each.
Announcements
Puzzle Hunt
Email Dannel (djurado) if you want to help
Event
Flagstaff. 6:45 at the black chairs if you don't know the way.
Dues
Pay $15
Q&A
Email Emily (eforney) with questions about the KGB
Underground Tour
September 4th. Planning for it on Saturday at 1pm; check the b-board for location. Come if you are interested in helping.
Schmucks
Shawn
Graduated.
[applause]
To freshmen: CMU is hard. CMU is also commonly considered to be less fun than other hard places. You have friends. As long as you are not a total dick, people will be willing to help. Talk to your friends. Talk to your roommate. Talk to one of us. Talk to your professer. You'd be surprised how much easier it is if you talk to people -- even if it's just to vent for two hours. You are not alone.
Rocket Command
A301D Doherty at [times]