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− | Officer Reports<br>
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− | Jboning:
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− | it was his birthday - no longer a teenager
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− | is getting sued for hitting a little girl with his car
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− | Eforney:
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− | went to two formal dances in a row
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− | lots of work
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− | new people!
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− | Ellen, CivE from Baltimore, likes dogs
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− | Deanna, bagger from Pittsburgh, had a turkey sandwich
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− | Lauren, voice major from wash. state, has an ordinary fascination with animals
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− | Zsparks:
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− | workdeathing
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− | no event - he IS the event
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− | EVENT!
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− | end-of-year picnic in Farpark
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− | Arsenij:
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− | Got a corsec email about what he's supposed to do
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− | More reading than everything in class so far
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− | Twright:
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− | Not enough sleep, lots of work
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− | Maybe wearing pants
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− | Scorri:
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− | Raining, which was sad; cloak which was happy
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− | Made money at useless people
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− | Bubbles:
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− | was terrified by throwing money
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− | went to useless stuff - purchased hula hoop
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− | OC training, which was boring (with FIRE?)
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− | Committees
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− | Frozen wasteland committee - thunder is awesome
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− | Destroy everything committee - not enough boobquake people
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− | Romance novel committee - read some disgusting romance novel
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− | Pop Occultism committee - read some fortune cookie fortunes
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− | Time Travel Committee - congrats to Jboning
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− | 251 Torture Committee w/Ditto committee - every NP-complete problem is
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− | awesome with pokemon
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− | Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes w/pop occultism committee - reports the haunted coke can
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− | Oh Shit What Have I Done committee - who let katie near liquid
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− | nitrogen?
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− | Alternate KGB Committee - welcomes JBoning & his despotic rule
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− | Fortune telling fish committee - don't go outside, exec
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− | Glisson Bodyguard committtee - probably disbanded (Glisson objects!)
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− | Schroedinger's Committee - pics or it did and didn't happen
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− | Old Business
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− | Half to BSWolf
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− | New Business
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− | Jared creates Committee for "It Feels Weird to Sit in a Chair" to know
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− | how weird it feels after being in exec
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− | Change to "It feels weird to sit on the chair of this committee"
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− | Amend purpose to include how weird it feels to stand after sitting
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− | Sold to Dannel for $3 - chairs Jimmy, people who chair committees
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− | Drew Besse creates Committee for "Canadian Exec" to promote the values of zed sparks
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− | Change to "Russian Exec"
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− | Change to "Prussian Exec"
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− | Change to "Crushin' Exec"
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− | Change purpose to "create zachary zed-sparks..." not friendly, failed
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− | Change to "Keep on Truckin' Exec" no second, failed
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− | Change to "Crush-tation Exec" not friendly,
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− | Sold to Drew Besse for $6 - chairs mrwright, anyone with a crush on exec member
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− | Mander creates "KGB Achievements Committee" to create achievements for
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− | KGB members
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− | (Ex: Outbid Quuxum at an auction)
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− | Sold to Mander for $16 - chairs himself, anyone who emails him an
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− | achievement
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− | Avi creates "Committee for Evil Seafood League" to bring together all
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− | seafood committees together under one banner
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− | Change name to "Committee against Evil Seafood League", failed
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− | Append "...and then ban them" to the purpose", failed
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− | Change last word of purpose from banner to barnacle
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− | Rename to "Ministry for Evil Seafood League" friendly
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− | Sold to ... for $7, chairs himself, anyone subject of a
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− | fish-based committee who can bring him a seal from bad horse
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− | Caroline creates "Committee to have gwendolyn's minions to force her
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− | to wear pink" with purpose success!
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− | Change to "...hot pink..."
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− | Change name to "...hot-t-t-t..."
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− | Change to "...higher-order typed pink..." fails
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− | Sold to Quuxum for $24 - chairs himself
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− | Rocket Matt creates "Good Advice Committee" to provide good advice to
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− | KGB
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− | Change purpose to "Consult Advice Dog for advice" fails
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− | Change purpose to "...Bad advice..." fails
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− | Change purpose to "Good 'advice' committee" fails
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− | Sold to Mander for $4 - chairs anyone who provides good advice to
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− | KGB
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− | Zsparks appropriate $150 for event - it's a good idea!
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− | Kharring create "committee to test recsec" with purpose
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− | antidisestablishmentarianism your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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− | Change purpose to "the character which means the artist formerly known as prince"
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− | Change purpose to twright is a loser twright is a loser twright
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− | is a loser - not friendly
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− | Much Wankery from bblum
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− | Motion postponed indefinitely
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− | Matt creates "Typesetting committee" with purpose to create comic serif
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− | Sold to eforney for $18 - chairs herself, anyone in CFA
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− | Announcement
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− | EVENT! - picnic, friday, leave at 630 from black chairs for Farpark
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− | Glisson has parts to sextant
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− | Eforney suggests doing the "being nice to people during finals" thing
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− | Shmucks
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− | Bswolf has a petition about amending bylaws
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− | Quuxum is about to turn > 5 bits
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